Karlmennska er \u00e1kve\u00f0in f\u00f6tlun. \u00cd rauninni \u00e6ttu 80% karlmanna a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 fallab\u00f3tum og \u00ed endurh\u00e6fingu e\u00f0a einhverskonar me\u00f0fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g t\u00f3k heimili\u00f0 \u00ed gegn \u00ed g\u00e6r, l\u00edka fatask\u00e1pana og veggi og allt, var rosadugleg og \u00feegar \u00e9g settist ni\u00f0ur langa\u00f0i mig \u00ed nammi. \u00c1tti ekkert og nennti ekki \u00fat svo \u00e9g g\u00falla\u00f0i \u00ed mig sm\u00e1vegis Amarula. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa svosem ekkert einsd\u00e6mi a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki til heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00feessi l\u00edkj\u00f6r er ekki nema 17% svo \u00e9g skil ekki alveg hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist en \u00fea\u00f0 eiginlega slokkna\u00f0i \u00e1 l\u00edkamsstarfsseminni, var hreinlega eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri gripin t\u00edmabundinni br\u00e1\u00f0as\u00ed\u00fereytu. Samt var \u00e9g ekki \u00f6lvu\u00f0 og ekki baun sifju\u00f0. Mig dau\u00f0langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 eiga vitr\u00e6n samskipti vi\u00f0 heimskara kyni\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i skila\u00f0 svipu\u00f0um \u00e1rangri a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00e9r upp \u00e1 kynl\u00edf eins og a\u00f0 \u00e6tlast til a\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00e6ki n\u00f3ttina \u00ed a\u00f0 r\u00f6lta upp Mount Everest.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g sendi \u00f6llum fatlaf\u00f3lum \u00ed gemsanum m\u00ednum sms \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 vi\u00f0komandi v\u00e6ri velkominn \u00ed heims\u00f3kn hven\u00e6r sem v\u00e6ri n\u00e6tur svo framarlega sem hann s\u00e6tti sig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 r\u00famstokknum og spjalla vi\u00f0 mig (nei s\u00e6ti minn ekki \u00fe\u00e9r au\u00f0vita\u00f0 en \u00fe\u00fa ert heldur enginn falli, pabbi f\u00e9kk ekki svona bo\u00f0 heldur). \u00c9g f\u00e9kk nokkur f\u00f6tlu\u00f0 sv\u00f6r en enginn l\u00e9t sj\u00e1 sig.<\/p>\n
Ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 tveggja tommu s\u00edtt hnakkaspik og v\u00f6rtu \u00e1 nefinu sem h\u00e1r yxi \u00fat \u00far, greindarv\u00edsit\u00f6lu undir frostmarki, byggi \u00e1 Tr\u00e9kyllisv\u00edk og lykta\u00f0i eins og fj\u00f3shaugur og hef\u00f0i sent s\u00f6mu m\u00f6nnum, \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feessara bo\u00f0a, sms; „vil r\u00ed\u00f0a!“ \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i skapast umfer\u00f0ar\u00f6ng\u00feveiti \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni fr\u00e1 H\u00f6fu\u00f0borgarsv\u00e6\u00f0inu til Tr\u00e9kyllisv\u00edkur.<\/p>\n
Eins og \u00e9g get n\u00fa haft lj\u00f3mandi gaman af ri\u00f0lir\u00edi, \u00fe\u00e1 finnst m\u00e9r stundum svekkjandi hva\u00f0 karlmannsheilinn vir\u00f0ist takmarka\u00f0ur \u00feegar kemur a\u00f0 samskiptum kynjanna. \u00deeir geta reist hallir, stj\u00f3rna\u00f0 synf\u00f3n\u00eduhlj\u00f3msveitum og unni\u00f0 N\u00f3belinn fyrir v\u00edsindaafrek en komi \u00feeir n\u00f3gu n\u00e1l\u00e6gt konu til a\u00f0 finna af henni lyktina, e\u00f0a ef \u00feeir hafa hugbo\u00f0 um a\u00f0 kynl\u00edf s\u00e9 \u00ed bo\u00f0i einhverssta\u00f0ar er engu l\u00edkara en a\u00f0 slokkni \u00e1 heimastarfseminni \u00ed \u00feeim og sprellinn \u00f6\u00f0list sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0an vilja. Hva\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en f\u00f6tlun?<\/p>\n
Mig vantar svosem ekki karlmann \u00e1 heimili\u00f0. Hef n\u00f3g me\u00f0 \u00f3\u00ferifin af horngr\u00fdtis p\u00e1fagauknum sem fl\u00f6grar skr\u00e6kandi og sk\u00edtandi um \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina og nartar \u00ed augnbr\u00fanir heimaganga sem eru ekki enn b\u00fanir a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 berja hann fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00c9g b\u00ed\u00f0 bara eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann fl\u00e6ki kl\u00e6rnar svo hressilega \u00ed krullum uppfinningamannsins a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum a\u00f0 klippa hann burt. En einhvernveginn tr\u00fai \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed alltaf \u00ed barnslegri einl\u00e6gni minni, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 reynsla m\u00edn \u00e6tti a\u00f0 hafa afsanna\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir l\u00f6ngu, a\u00f0 til s\u00e9u karlmenn sem eru eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 og meira en ofvaxnir p\u00e1fagaukar.<\/p>\n
Enginn hefur or\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vildi sagt hafa betur en Alanis Morissette;<\/p>\n
And all I need now is intellectual intercourse<\/em> Karlmennska er \u00e1kve\u00f0in f\u00f6tlun. \u00cd rauninni \u00e6ttu 80% karlmanna a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 fallab\u00f3tum og \u00ed endurh\u00e6fingu e\u00f0a einhverskonar me\u00f0fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-lodnara-kynid"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n a soul to dig the hole much deeper\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"