\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki l\u00edkt m\u00e9r a\u00f0 sofa til h\u00e1lft\u00f3lf \u00e1 sunnudegi en allt hefur s\u00ednar sk\u00fdringar; v\u00e9r kvi\u00f0m\u00e1gkonur bl\u00f3tu\u00f0um \u00deorra \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld. Rau\u00f0i Folinn kom vitanlega me\u00f0 enda hef\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed allt fr\u00e1 barnask\u00f3la\u00e1rum a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a honum einum karlmanna \u00ed stelpnapatr\u00fd.<\/p>\n
F\u00f3r me\u00f0 Pysjunni \u00e1 klass\u00edska g\u00edtart\u00f3nleika \u00ed g\u00e6r og komst \u00fev\u00ed ekki til undirb\u00faningsdrykkju en konan m\u00edn fyrrverandi var or\u00f0in r\u00famlega k\u00e1t \u00feegar h\u00fan m\u00e6tti \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 eru dulartengsl \u00e1 milli okkar Eva. Vi\u00f0 erum einu konurnar h\u00e9r \u00ed rau\u00f0um kj\u00f3lum.
\nReyndar var ein \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t en \u00fea\u00f0 var danna\u00f0ur s\u00ed\u00f0kj\u00f3ll me\u00f0 einhverri sl\u00e6\u00f0udruslu sem huldi \u00fea\u00f0 litla af skrokknum \u00e1 henni sem kj\u00f3llinn n\u00e1\u00f0i ekki yfir og auk \u00feess var hann \u00ed dempu\u00f0um rau\u00f0um t\u00f3n og konan d\u00f6kkh\u00e6r\u00f0.
\n-Vi\u00f0 erum allavega \u00fe\u00e6r einu sem standa undir \u00feeim stimpli a\u00f0 vera t\u00fdp\u00edkal lj\u00f3skur, sag\u00f0i Sp\u00fankhildur og dr\u00f3 kj\u00f3linn ni\u00f0ur fyrir d\u00f3nalega s\u00eddd af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan er \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir dr\u00e6sul\u00fakki\u00f0 einkar penn kvenma\u00f0ur og ekki beinl\u00ednis \u00e1 sneplunum \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan v\u00e6ri or\u00f0in huggulega einl\u00e6g.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fat af fyrir sig skemmtilegt a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00fat eins og br\u00f3karlaus g\u00e6ra en satt a\u00f0 segja var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki s\u00e9rst\u00f6k \u00e1skorun. Me\u00f0alaldur kvenna var 57 \u00e1r og kl\u00e6\u00f0na\u00f0ur \u00feeirra a\u00f0 me\u00f0altali svartur me\u00f0 nakinni krumpubringu og viskustykkjahandleggjum. \u00dea\u00f0 dregur l\u00edka t\u00f6luvert \u00far eg\u00f3kikkinu sem slefandi augu vekja \u00feegar me\u00f0alaldur \u00e1gl\u00e1penda er um sextugt og s\u00e1 eini \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0inu sem kemur til greina b\u00e6\u00f0i har\u00f0giftur og b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gl\u00e1pa n\u00e6gju s\u00edna \u00e1 okkur naktar fyrir m\u00f6rgum \u00e1rum \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum enn\u00fe\u00e1 yngri og fallegri en \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n
\u00deorramatur er alltaf \u00feorramatur, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00f3s\u00e6ta kart\u00f6flurottu \u00far pakka og veislustj\u00f3rar bara \u00fe\u00f3 nokku\u00f0 skemmtilegir svona framan af.
\n-N\u00fa langar mig a\u00f0 yrkja hringhenda kl\u00e1mv\u00edsu, sag\u00f0i \u00c6skuunnusta fyrrum elskhuga m\u00edns (\u00feeim er \u00e1 dramat\u00edsku augnabliki reyndist ekki eiga t\u00edkall) og \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00e1 ekki betri or\u00f0 til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa stemmingunni \u00e6ttlei\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feau h\u00e9r me\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Skemmtun sem spannar lengri t\u00edma en athygli \u00feeirra sem veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 skemmta, h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 lokum a\u00f0 vera skemmtileg og \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fain a\u00f0 sitja undir tveggja t\u00edma hagyr\u00f0ingapr\u00f3grammi \u00fear sem yrkisefni\u00f0 var gjarnan kaupf\u00e9lagsstj\u00f3rar sem voru jar\u00f0sungnir nokkrum \u00e1rum fyrir innr\u00e1s m\u00edna \u00ed ver\u00f6ldina, sag\u00f0i Ma\u00f0urinn sem \u00e1tti ekki t\u00edkall a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 rifjast r\u00e6kilega upp fyrir s\u00e9r hvers vegna hann hef\u00f0i ekki s\u00f3tt \u00feorrabl\u00f3t svo \u00e1rum skipti. F\u00f3lki\u00f0 vildi yfirgefa sta\u00f0inn \u00fe\u00f3tt klukkan v\u00e6ri ekki nema ellefu og balli\u00f0 r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 byrja. \u00c9g var a\u00f0 vanda farin a\u00f0 geispa.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g veit ekki alveg hva\u00f0 \u00e9g vil. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti or\u00f0i\u00f0 h\u00e9r eftir og dansa\u00f0 vi\u00f0 pabba minn, \u00e9g g\u00e6ti dansa\u00f0 vi\u00f0 pabba minn og fari\u00f0 heim a\u00f0 sofa e\u00f0a \u00e9g get dansa\u00f0 vi\u00f0 pabba minn, or\u00f0i\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fati um kaffi e\u00f0a amfetam\u00edn e\u00f0a einhvern fjandann til a\u00f0 halda m\u00e9r vakandi og komi\u00f0 me\u00f0 ykkur, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er alltaf gott a\u00f0 eiga marga og \u00f3l\u00edka valkosti, sag\u00f0i Folinn, virtist hallur undir \u00feann s\u00ed\u00f0asta og konan m\u00edn fyrrverandi t\u00f3k ekki \u00ed m\u00e1l a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6ri heim a\u00f0 sofa. \u00c9g g\u00falla\u00f0i \u00ed mig \u00f3t\u00e6pilegu magni af kaffi, sta\u00f0r\u00e1\u00f0in \u00ed a\u00f0 halda \u00fat allavega fram a\u00f0 mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g dansa\u00f0i vi\u00f0 f\u00f6\u00f0ur minn og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r \u00e1g\u00e6tt ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst heldur skemmtilegra heima hj\u00e1 Manninum sem \u00e1tti ekki t\u00edkall og konu hans. Konan m\u00edn fyrrverandi b\u00fain a\u00f0 drekka slatta til vi\u00f0b\u00f3ta og j\u00e1tar okkur \u00f6llum ofurs\u00e9rst\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1st s\u00edna en er ekki baun lei\u00f0inleg og \u00e9g sting upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan losi sig vi\u00f0 vi\u00f0hengi\u00f0 og fari \u00ed kynskiptaa\u00f0ger\u00f0. Gu\u00f0 minn g\u00f3\u00f0ur hva\u00f0 \u00e9g elska \u00feess konu heitt.<\/p>\n
Svo hringir s\u00edminn minn. \u00dea\u00f0 er Lj\u00faflingur sem elskar mig og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 alls ekki mj\u00f6g drukkin, allavega ekki n\u00f3gu drukkin til a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e9r til afs\u00f6kunar, hellist yfir mig \u00f3b\u00e6rilegur l\u00e9ttleiki tilverunnar. Og veit a\u00f0 hann er s\u00e6tur.<\/p>\n J\u00e1 og myndum vafalaust gera \u00fea\u00f0 aftur en \u00fea\u00f0 er sko minnst fyrir l\u00edkamlegt atgervi \u00feitt heldur frekar af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 elskum \u00feig svo \u00f3skaplega miki\u00f0, hugsa \u00e9g en segi \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fev\u00ed hann veit \u00fea\u00f0 svosem.<\/p>\n -\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum, \u00fea\u00f0 er algj\u00f6rt rugl og \u00fei\u00f0 \u00e6ttu\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, segi \u00e9g. Konan m\u00edn fyrrverandi og \u00e6skuvinkona Folans \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0 me\u00f0 n\u00faverandi konu fyrrum m\u00e1gs s\u00edns, og fyrrum elskuga m\u00edns, konu sem hefur kysst fyrrum unnustu hans og \u00e6skuvinkonu Sp\u00fankhildar \u00e1 svi\u00f0i og \u00e9g a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir manni sem elskar mig heitar en nokkur \u00feeirra k\u00e6rasta og samb\u00fdlismanna sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1tt, af s\u00f6mu \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u og \u00e9g elska \u00feau \u00f6ll; bara eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3skiljanlegt sem gengur upp og breytir l\u00e9legustu s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru \u00ed andavinaf\u00e9lag.<\/p>\n -Skemmtu \u00fe\u00e9r vel \u00e1 fermingarstr\u00e1knum, segir Rau\u00f0i Folinn sem sj\u00e1lfur barna\u00f0i systur fyrrverandi konunnnar minnar \u00e1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan var enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed grunnsk\u00f3la og getur \u00feessvegna leyft s\u00e9r a\u00f0 vera fyndinn.<\/p>\n Stutt fa\u00f0mlag a\u00f0 skilna\u00f0i og hafi \u00e9g einhvernt\u00edma efast um a\u00f0 s\u00e9 gr\u00f3i\u00f0 um heilt \u00e1 milli okkar, er s\u00e1 efi endanlega horfin. Svo gott a\u00f0 geta elska\u00f0 hann af \u00f6llu hjarta, \u00e1n nokkurs s\u00e1rsauka, \u00e1n nokkurrar eftirsj\u00e1r, horfa \u00e1 hann me\u00f0 konunni sinni og finna a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 er n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera.<\/p>\n -\u00c1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 keyra \u00feig til \u00feessa r\u00fa\u00f0ustrika\u00f0a \u00e1stmanns \u00fe\u00edns? spyr b\u00edlstj\u00f3rinn sem \u00e9g hef \u00feegar \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 draga \u00e1 t\u00e1lar. \u00de\u00e1 l\u00edtur hann beint \u00ed augun \u00e1 m\u00e9r og segir: \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki l\u00edkt m\u00e9r a\u00f0 sofa til h\u00e1lft\u00f3lf \u00e1 sunnudegi en allt hefur s\u00ednar sk\u00fdringar; v\u00e9r kvi\u00f0m\u00e1gkonur bl\u00f3tu\u00f0um \u00deorra \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld. Rau\u00f0i Folinn kom vitanlega me\u00f0 enda hef\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed allt fr\u00e1 barnask\u00f3la\u00e1rum a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a honum einum karlmanna \u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum, tilkynni \u00e9g, r\u00e9tt eins og \u00feeim komi \u00fea\u00f0 vi\u00f0. Kannski er \u00e9g a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 \u00feau hafi vit fyrir m\u00e9r, segi m\u00e9r a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessari vitleysu. Yeah rigth, gl\u00e6tan a\u00f0 einhver \u00far \u00feessum h\u00f3pi taki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e9r.
\n-En gaman. Er hann s\u00e6tur? spyr Eiginkona mannsins sem \u00e1tti ekki t\u00edkall.
\n-Hann hefur gn\u00e6g\u00f0 pers\u00f3nut\u00f6fra en er b\u00e6\u00f0i yngri en \u00e9g og svona \u00e1l\u00edka kyn\u00feokkafullur og ma\u00f0urinn \u00feinn, svara \u00e9g.
\n–Hey, \u00fe\u00fa svafst n\u00fa hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, segir Rau\u00f0i Folinn og setur upp sk\u00edtaglott, \u00fei\u00f0 hafi\u00f0 reyndar allar sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki rugl. \u00dea\u00f0 er g\u00f3\u00f0 hugmynd. Hann elskar \u00feig \u00fat af l\u00edfinu og konan hans er hex dau\u00f0ans og heldur fram hj\u00e1 honum \u00fat um allar trissur, segir Sp\u00fankhildur sem sj\u00e1lf myndi hvorki sofa hj\u00e1 fr\u00e1teknum manni n\u00e9 halda fram hj\u00e1 og allra s\u00edst fyrirgefa s\u00ednum eigin manni ef hann s\u00e6nga\u00f0i hj\u00e1 annarri.
\n-Ma\u00f0ur sefur ekki hj\u00e1 fr\u00e1teknum m\u00f6nnum segi \u00e9g en finn a\u00f0 \u00e9g hlj\u00f3ma ekki s\u00e9rlega sannf\u00e6randi.
\n-Muntu sj\u00e1 eftir \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 morgun? spyr Rau\u00f0i Folinn.
\n-Hvort \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur veit n\u00fa enginn, vandi er um sl\u00edkt a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 … segi \u00e9g og framhaldi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 afgreitt svo oft \u00e1\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 frekar.<\/p>\n
\n-Nei, hann er l\u00edklega \u00e1 vakt, e\u00f0a \u00ed b\u00e6linu hj\u00e1 einhverri annarri. Keyr\u00f0u mig bara heim og haf\u00f0u vit fyrir m\u00e9r ef \u00e9g bi\u00f0 \u00feig a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, segi \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
\n-Heldur\u00f0u \u00ed alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa myndir sj\u00e1 eftir \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 morgun?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"