Sonur minn K\u00e6rleiksbl\u00f3mi\u00f0 er h\u00e6ttur \u00ed sk\u00f3la (enda er a\u00f0almarkmi\u00f0 grunnsk\u00f3lans a\u00f0 kvelja hann pers\u00f3nulega me\u00f0 \u00fdmsum tilgangslausum n\u00e1msgreinum sem hvorki tengjast landb\u00fana\u00f0i n\u00e9 t\u00f3nlist) og b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r vinnu. Hann svarar \u00ed s\u00edmann hj\u00e1 vinal\u00ednunni. <\/p>\n
Sonur minn K\u00e6rleiksbl\u00f3mi\u00f0 stendur sig greinilega mj\u00f6g vel \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hugga sorgm\u00e6dda og hrj\u00e1\u00f0a \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir sem hringja \u00ed hann einu sinni \u00feurfa aldrei \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda aftur. Kannski hefur \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 hann notar \u00e1kve\u00f0na form\u00falu sem hann spinnur samt\u00f6lin \u00fat fr\u00e1 og h\u00fan hefur gefist mj\u00f6g vel. Form\u00falan er \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-Rhrmmm.
\n-J\u00fa, hrrmm, \u00feetta ER vinal\u00ednan, hvert h\u00e9lstu eiginlega a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir a\u00f0 hringja? (H\u00e1lfviti).
\n-Einelti. N\u00fa hvernig \u00fe\u00e1?
\n-N\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 einelti, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki bara alveg satt, ertu ekki forlj\u00f3tur og me\u00f0 \u00fatst\u00e6\u00f0 eyru sk\u00f6gultennur og b\u00f3lur \u00e1 rassinum?
\n-Nei \u00e9g S\u00c9 \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki f\u00edfli\u00f0 \u00feitt en \u00e9g heyri allavega a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert nautheimskur v\u00e6lukj\u00f3i, ekkert skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt lag\u00f0ur \u00ed einelti. Dj\u00f6full skal \u00e9g l\u00edka ve\u00f0ja a\u00f0 ert einn af \u00feessu l\u00faserum sem fylgjast me\u00f0 IDOL.
\n-R\u00e1\u00f0leggja \u00fe\u00e9r? Hva\u00f0 heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9, einhver r\u00e1\u00f0gjafarstofa e\u00f0a hva\u00f0. Nei litli busi, \u00e9g r\u00e1\u00f0legg \u00fe\u00e9r ekki a\u00f0 klaga \u00ed m\u00f6mmu, m\u00f6mmur eru \u00ed e\u00f0li s\u00ednu vondar. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara eitt sem \u00e9g get r\u00e1\u00f0lagt \u00fe\u00e9r auminginn \u00feinn. \u00de\u00fa \u00e6ttir a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed \u00fati um haglabyssu og finna \u00fe\u00e9r einhvern fallegan sta\u00f0 og skj\u00f3ta af \u00fe\u00e9r fl\u00f6suhausinn.
\n-N\u00fa, segir amma \u00fe\u00edn a\u00f0 \u00feeir sem st\u00fata s\u00e9r fari til Helv\u00edtis? \u00de\u00e1 held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6ttir a\u00f0 dr\u00edfa \u00ed \u00feessu sem fyrst \u00fev\u00ed annars sendi \u00e9g hana m\u00f3\u00f0ur m\u00edna til \u00fe\u00edn og \u00fe\u00e1 fyrst kemst \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 helv\u00edti er. H\u00fan kann sko a\u00f0 leggja f\u00f3lk \u00ed einelti. \u00c9g skal bara segja \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 landey\u00f0an \u00fe\u00edn a\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku \u00feurfti \u00e9g b\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 taka til \u00ed herberginu m\u00ednu og fara \u00fat me\u00f0 rusli\u00f0 og einu sinni var \u00e9g neyddur til a\u00f0 fara \u00ed ba\u00f0 4 sinnum \u00ed s\u00f6mu vikunni. Og ekki grenja \u00e9g. \u00c9g bara neita a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a morgunmat og skelli hur\u00f0um.
\n-Nei \u00fea\u00f0 virkar \u00f6rugglega ekki hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r en \u00e9g er heldur ekki n\u00f3gu mikill aumingi til a\u00f0 hringja v\u00e6landi \u00ed vinal\u00ednuna. \u00de\u00fa hefur ekkert g\u00f6tts til a\u00f0 skella hur\u00f0um og urra svo \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6ttir frekar a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta \u00feig og h\u00e6ttu svo a\u00f0 b\u00f6gga mig me\u00f0 \u00feessum heimskulegu s\u00edmt\u00f6lum. (Bj\u00e1ni)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sonur minn K\u00e6rleiksbl\u00f3mi\u00f0 er h\u00e6ttur \u00ed sk\u00f3la (enda er a\u00f0almarkmi\u00f0 grunnsk\u00f3lans a\u00f0 kvelja hann pers\u00f3nulega me\u00f0 \u00fdmsum tilgangslausum n\u00e1msgreinum sem hvorki tengjast landb\u00fana\u00f0i n\u00e9 t\u00f3nlist) og b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r vinnu. Hann svarar \u00ed s\u00edmann hj\u00e1 vinal\u00ednunni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[110],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-sonur-minn-pysjan"],"yoast_head":"\n