Farfuglar koma alltaf aftur. Ma\u00f0ur veit bara aldrei hven\u00e6r. Haffi hringdi \u00ed mig. Ekki tr\u00fana\u00f0ardrukkinn undir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti laugardagskv\u00f6ldi og bara ekki a\u00f0 meika \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera einn \u00ed n\u00f3tt, heldur edr\u00fa kl. 20.15 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudegi.<\/p>\n
-Er allt \u00ed lagi? spur\u00f0i hann.
\n-J\u00e1j\u00e1. Af hverju spyr\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed?
\n-H\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa myndir kannski hringja \u00ed mig en \u00e9g hef ekkert heyrt fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r.
\n-\u00c9g h\u00e9lt hins vegar ekki a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa myndir hringja \u00ed mig. Allavega ekki edr\u00fa.
\n-Getur\u00f0u hitt mig \u00e1 morgun, bara eftir h\u00e1degi, \u00e1 kaffih\u00fasi?
\n-Er eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0?
\n-Nei. Mig bara langar a\u00f0 hitta \u00feig.
\n-Veit ekki hvort \u00e9g kemst fr\u00e1. Pr\u00f3fa\u00f0u bara a\u00f0 hringja seinni partinn, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
Ekki spyrja hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er eiginlega a\u00f0 p\u00e6la. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1tti \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 segja nei. \u00c9g hef ekki einu sinni hugsa\u00f0 til hans lengi, ekki fyrr en \u00e9g hitti hann \u00ed IKEA. T\u00f3k upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sakna hans \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00ed svo sl\u00e6mum s\u00e1rum eftir H\u00fasasmi\u00f0inn a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feor\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 leyfa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hugsa of miki\u00f0 um hann. Kl\u00edndi \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fer\u00e1hyggjunni \u00e1 Haffa \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. En \u00fea\u00f0 er li\u00f0i\u00f0 hj\u00e1, hann er f\u00e1rsj\u00fakur dagdrykkjuma\u00f0ur, vi\u00f0 eigum ekkert sameiginlegt og vi\u00f0 eigum ekkert \u00f3r\u00e6tt. Og ef \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er fari\u00f0 stendur m\u00e9r alltaf til bo\u00f0a a\u00f0 skiptast \u00e1 l\u00edkamsvessum vi\u00f0 Rikka.\u00a0Hann hefur ekki einu sinni sett \u00fea\u00f0 skilyr\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g komi fram vi\u00f0 hann eins og manneskju svo \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera h\u00e6st\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0. Hitta Haffa \u00ed kaffi um mi\u00f0jan dag. Til hvers? \u00deetta er rugl.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g valdi s\u00edman\u00famer Rikka en h\u00e6tti vi\u00f0. Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tti \u00e9g svosem a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 hann? \u00c9g hef sakna\u00f0 \u00fe\u00edn<\/em>, e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is? \u00c9g hef ekki sakna\u00f0 hans rassgat. L\u00edklega er hann ekki n\u00f3gu sl\u00e6mt keis til \u00feess en auk \u00feess eigum vi\u00f0 ekkert sameiginlegt.<\/p>\n M\u00e9r flaug \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti kannski a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed manninn sem segist vera \u00e1stfanginn af m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 vill nefnilega til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 eigum sitthva\u00f0 sameiginlegt og m\u00e9r finnst allt \u00ed lagi a\u00f0 hitta hann ef hann stingur upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. En hugmyndin um a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed hann sj\u00e1lf vir\u00f0ist fr\u00e1leit. Hann er bara einhvernveginn eins og pabbamatur, t.d. fiskbollur \u00ed d\u00f3s e\u00f0a heitur rommb\u00fa\u00f0ingur. Eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00e9g bor\u00f0a alveg ef einhver annar er \u00feegar b\u00fainn a\u00f0 elda \u00fea\u00f0, fullbo\u00f0legur matur, ekkert verri en grj\u00f3nagrautur sem \u00e9g elda oft sj\u00e1lf og \u00e9t, ekkert a\u00f0 honum \u00feanniglaga\u00f0, bara eitthva\u00f0 sem myndi aldrei hvarfla a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa sj\u00e1lf.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 eru n\u00fa einusinni \u00f6rl\u00f6g mannsins a\u00f0 vera einmana og sennilega bara blekking a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 minna einmana \u00ed f\u00e9lagsskap annarra svo kannski v\u00e6ri bara vesenisminnst a\u00f0 sleppa \u00f6llum samskiptum ef ma\u00f0ur \u00feekkir engan sem ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 sameiginlegt me\u00f0 og getur l\u00edka hugsa\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1.<\/p>\n Keik\u00f3 hringdi og spur\u00f0i hvort \u00e9g vildi taka vakt \u00e1 V\u00edkingnum um helgina. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1g\u00e6tt. Starfi\u00f0 er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu \u00f3ge\u00f0, launin enn meira \u00f3ge\u00f0 og \u00e9g hef andskotans n\u00f3g anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera. En \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur tilbreyting a\u00f0 hitta einhvern annan en Uppfinningamanninn og Endorf\u00edndrenginn og blekking er g\u00f3\u00f0. Auk \u00feess eru n\u00e6stum allir \u00fej\u00f3narnir s\u00e6tir og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feeir s\u00e9u \u00fdmist ungir, fr\u00e1teknir e\u00f0a fyllibyttur eru engin l\u00f6g sem banna m\u00e9r a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Farfuglar koma alltaf aftur. Ma\u00f0ur veit bara aldrei hven\u00e6r. Haffi hringdi \u00ed mig. Ekki tr\u00fana\u00f0ardrukkinn undir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti laugardagskv\u00f6ldi og bara ekki a\u00f0 meika \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera einn \u00ed n\u00f3tt, heldur edr\u00fa kl. 20.15 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudegi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[127,97],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-rikki","tag-willy-wondernail"],"yoast_head":"\n