Eins og flestum vinum m\u00ednum og \u00e6ttingjum mun kunnugt um \u00fearf karlma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 uppfylla \u00fdmis skilyr\u00f0i til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i \u00e1stfangin af honum. \u00deau helstu eru eftirfarandi:<\/p>\n
-Ma\u00f0urinn \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera haldinn \u00e1berandi pers\u00f3nuleikar\u00f6skun sem gerir hann \u00f3h\u00e6fan til samb\u00fa\u00f0ar og helst \u00f3h\u00e6fan til samskipta almennt.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera hinn mesti drykkjusvoli og helst \u00f3venju lei\u00f0inlegur me\u00f0 v\u00edni.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 allt ni\u00f0ur um sig \u00ed fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lum, helst gjald\u00ferota.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 hafa sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 flestum vinkonum m\u00ednum og vera me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r sem hann hefur enn ekki lagt a\u00f0 velli \u00e1 markmi\u00f0alistanum.
\n-Tilfinningagreind hans m\u00e1 alls ekki slaga upp \u00ed me\u00f0allag.
\n-Hann m\u00e1 ekki hafa pers\u00f3nulegan \u00e1huga \u00e1 m\u00e9r e\u00f0a s\u00fdna nokkur merki \u00feess a\u00f0 hann beri umhyggju fyrir m\u00e9r.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 hafa lagt a.m.k. 10 konur \u00ed tilfinningalega r\u00fast.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera haldinn kr\u00f3n\u00edskri lygas\u00fdki.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera haldinn f\u00f3rnarlambskomplexum og sj\u00e1lfsvorkunn \u00e1 h\u00e1u stigi.
\n-Hann \u00fearf a\u00f0 hafa fullkomlega \u00f3raunh\u00e6fa sj\u00e1lfsmynd, lifa \u00ed draumaheimi um sj\u00e1lfan sig; kvenhylli s\u00edna, fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lavit, greindarv\u00edsit\u00f6lu og listr\u00e6na h\u00e6fileika og vera fullkomlega \u00f3f\u00e6r um a\u00f0 taka nokkrum skynsamlegum r\u00f6kum hva\u00f0 \u00feessi svi\u00f0 var\u00f0ar.
\n-Algerlega nau\u00f0synlegt er a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn s\u00e9 veruleikafirrt gunga sem \u00feorir hvorki a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 vandam\u00e1lum daglegs l\u00edfs n\u00e9 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 eigin mist\u00f6k og bresti.
\n-Hann m\u00e1 alls ekki n\u00e1lgast \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 nokkurn h\u00e1tt vera jafningi minn hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar almennt g\u00e1fnafar, menntun, hugrekki til a\u00f0 takast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 erfi\u00f0leika, skynsamlega lifna\u00f0arh\u00e6tti, \u00e1byrg\u00f0arkennd og r\u00e6ktarsemi vi\u00f0 n\u00e1nustu a\u00f0standendur.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa vill svo til a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur nokkur hefur l\u00fdst sig \u00e1stfanginn af m\u00e9r og uppfyllir eintaki\u00f0 ekkert fyrrgreindra skilyr\u00f0a. \u00devert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti er ma\u00f0urinn hi\u00f0 mesta pr\u00fa\u00f0menni, br\u00e1\u00f0greindur, vel mennta\u00f0ur og vi\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0ug\u00f3\u00f0ur, hefur g\u00f3\u00f0 me\u00f0m\u00e6li fr\u00e1 sinni fyrrum sp\u00fasu (sem finnur honum \u00fea\u00f0 eitt til for\u00e1ttu a\u00f0 vera ekki n\u00f3gu djammglei\u00f0ur) n\u00e1nast sk\u00edrl\u00edfur \u00e1 minn m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a, hefur s\u00f6mu \u00e1hugasvi\u00f0 og \u00e9g, \u00fereytist ekki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r hva\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 fyndin og falleg, kl\u00e1r og kyn\u00feokkafull, yndisleg og \u00e6\u00f0isleg o.s.frv. er g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 m\u00f6mmu s\u00edna, b\u00fainn a\u00f0 drita ni\u00f0ur \u00feeirri barnafj\u00f6ld sem hann hefur \u00e1huga \u00e1 a\u00f0 eignast og \u00fea\u00f0 sem meira er; s\u00fdnir \u00f6ll merki \u00feess a\u00f0 vera \u00feokkalegur uppalandi l\u00edka og vir\u00f0ist hafa nokku\u00f0 raunh\u00e6far hugmyndir um eigi\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6ti, hvorki a\u00f0 drepast \u00far minnim\u00e1ttarkennd n\u00e9 mikilmennsku\u00f3rum. Hann er ekki einu sinni lei\u00f0inlegur og til a\u00f0 toppa allt \u00e1 hann meiri eignir og hefur h\u00e6rri tekjur en allir \u00feeir l\u00faserar sem \u00e9g hef orga\u00f0 mig \u00ed svefn yfir samanlagt (og \u00feeir eru ekki f\u00e1ir) og hefur sennilega minni skuldir \u00e1 bakinu en nokkur \u00feeirra.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 hver ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00feessi mannl\u00fdsing er ekki \u00ed nokkru samr\u00e6mi vi\u00f0 minn draumaprins, kemur ekki til greina a\u00f0 \u00e9g hleypi eintakinu n\u00e6r m\u00e9r en sem nemur 5 metra rad\u00edus. \u00de\u00f3 er ekki loku fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 skoti\u00f0 a\u00f0 megi hafa nokkurt gagn af manngarminum. Systkini m\u00edn maf\u00ed\u00f3sarnir komu \u00ed heims\u00f3kn me\u00f0 bakkelsi fyrir bankastj\u00f3ralaun (a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u eftir vel heppna\u00f0 bakar\u00edisr\u00e1n) um \u00fea\u00f0 leyti sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 dunda m\u00e9r sunnudagskrossg\u00e1tuna \u00ed Mogganum \u00ed morgun. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i \u00feeim fr\u00e1 gripnum og eftir 20 m\u00edn\u00fatna maf\u00edufund var\u00f0 ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an \u00feessi:<\/p>\n
\u00c9g mun \u00e1 n\u00e6stu d\u00f6gum n\u00fdta d\u00e1samlega leiklistarh\u00e6fni m\u00edna til a\u00f0 gefa manninum \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00e9g kunni eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 vilja me\u00f0 hann hafa \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni, haldi hann r\u00e9tt \u00e1 spilunum. \u00deetta felur \u00ed s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g mun blaka augnh\u00e1runum feimnislega, kl\u00e6\u00f0ast flegnum toppum og hl\u00e6ja a\u00f0 \u00f6llu sem hann segir. Engin \u00fe\u00f6rf er \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hleypa mannnefnunni inn fyrir 5 metra rad\u00edusinn enn sem komi\u00f0 er enda mun \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00edst einkenni \u00e1 tegundinni a\u00f0 \u00feykja konur \u00fev\u00ed eftirs\u00f3knarver\u00f0ari sem \u00fe\u00e6r eru tregari \u00ed taumi.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar ma\u00f0urinn stynur b\u00f3nor\u00f0inu upp, mun \u00e9g l\u00e1ta l\u00edtil, falleg t\u00e1r perla \u00e1 hv\u00f6rmunum og tr\u00faa honum fyrir \u00fev\u00ed me\u00f0 viprum um munnvikin a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfstraust mitt s\u00e9 bara \u00ed svo mikilli r\u00fast a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti ekki hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta karlmann sj\u00e1 mig nakta fyrr en \u00e9g s\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 fara \u00ed brj\u00f3stast\u00e6kkun og fitusog, aukinheldur leyserme\u00f0fer\u00f0 til a\u00f0 yndisfagrir f\u00f3tleggir m\u00ednir ver\u00f0i ekki or\u00f0nir eins og \u00e1 snj\u00f3manninum hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega 2 d\u00f6gum eftir vaxme\u00f0fer\u00f0. \u00dear a\u00f0 auki s\u00e9 \u00e9g haldin svo dj\u00fapst\u00e6\u00f0um \u00f3tta vi\u00f0 karlmenn a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feori ekki fyrir mitt litla l\u00edf a\u00f0 selja \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina og \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 n\u00e1tt\u00farulega vonlaust a\u00f0 leigja hana \u00fat nema m\u00e1la hana fyrst, skipta um hreinl\u00e6tist\u00e6ki og innr\u00e9ttingar \u00e1 ba\u00f0i og fl\u00edsaleggja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00f3lf og g\u00f3lf og endurn\u00fdja eldh\u00fasi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Ma\u00f0urinn, sem er hi\u00f0 mesta e\u00f0almenni og flestum m\u00f6nnum sam\u00fa\u00f0arfyllri og skilningsr\u00edkari (reyndar yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0 r\u00edkari) og aukinheldur \u00e1fj\u00e1\u00f0ur \u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 berja mig augum \u00ed gu\u00f0d\u00f3mlegri nekt minni (taki\u00f0 eftir gu\u00f0lastinu), mun a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u draga fram fulla t\u00f6sku af fimm\u00fe\u00fasundkallab\u00fantum og fixa \u00feessi sm\u00e1v\u00e6gilegu vandam\u00e1l \u00e1 mett\u00edma. \u00deegar hann kemur til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja mig \u00e1 lj\u00f3taf\u00f3lkssp\u00edtalann fell \u00e9g svo gj\u00f6rsamlega saman og segi honum a\u00f0 andliti\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r passi ekki lengur vi\u00f0 skrokkinn. \u00c9g muni ekki l\u00edta gla\u00f0an dag fyrr en \u00e9g s\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 fara \u00ed augnpokaa\u00f0ger\u00f0, varast\u00e6kkun, collagenme\u00f0fer\u00f0 og b\u00f3tox og hva\u00f0 \u00feetta allt heitir, fyrir n\u00e1tt\u00farulega utan augnl\u00ednutatt\u00fa, umhverfisv\u00e6na h\u00fa\u00f0br\u00fanku, akr\u00edlneglur o.fl. sm\u00e1legt. \u00dear fyrir utan s\u00e9 vonlaust a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 getum nokkurnt\u00edma gifst \u00fear sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 haldin kr\u00f3n\u00edskum skuldakv\u00ed\u00f0a og geti ekki hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kenna karlmanns fyrr en \u00e9g s\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 borga \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina og n\u00e1msl\u00e1nin, skuldabr\u00e9fin og v\u00edxlana, b\u00edlal\u00e1nin og tryggingarnar, yfirdr\u00e1ttinn og v\u00edsa. Og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 s\u00edmareikningana, st\u00f6\u00f0um\u00e6lasektirnar, hitaveituna og anna\u00f0 sem hefur safnast upp hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed gegnum t\u00ed\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar extr\u00edmmeik\u00f3verinu er loki\u00f0 ver\u00f0 \u00e9g falleg og skuldlaus, \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0in m\u00edn or\u00f0in eins og \u00e9g vil hafa hana og ef \u00e9g \u00feekki hann r\u00e9tt b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 fylla k\u00e6lisk\u00e1pinn af nautalundum og humri og setja bl\u00f3m og konfekt \u00e1 \u00f6ll bor\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Og \u00fe\u00e1 mun \u00e9g \u00feakka honum fyrir me\u00f0 mestu virktum en segja honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur a\u00f0 af\u00feakka h\u00f6f\u00f0inglegt tilbo\u00f0 hans um a\u00f0 taka mig s\u00e9r til eiginkonu og gera mig hamingjusama til \u00e6viloka. \u00c9g s\u00e9 nefnilega or\u00f0in svo flott a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi n\u00fa loksins s\u00e9ns \u00ed \u00feessa fallegu og skemmtilegu f\u00e1vita sem m\u00e9r \u00feykir svo gaman a\u00f0 grenja yfir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Eins og flestum vinum m\u00ednum og \u00e6ttingjum mun kunnugt um \u00fearf karlma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 uppfylla \u00fdmis skilyr\u00f0i til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i \u00e1stfangin af honum. \u00deau helstu eru eftirfarandi:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-1087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-lodnara-kynid"],"yoast_head":"\n