Skrattinn vir\u00f0ist vera skri\u00f0inn inn \u00ed sau\u00f0alegginn aftur. Allavega er \u00e9g me\u00f0 berkjub\u00f3lgu og \u00fea\u00f0 er hvimleitt \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 geti ekki talist veikindi. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort \u00e9g hafi eitthva\u00f0 klikka\u00f0 \u00e1 fyrirheitnum illvirkjum. \u00c1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 bo\u00f0or\u00f0in eru sett upp eins og t\u00e9kklisti.<\/p>\n
1….\u00fe\u00fa skalt ekki a\u00f0ra gu\u00f0i hafa,<\/strong> 2. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki leggja nafn gu\u00f0s vi\u00f0 h\u00e9g\u00f3ma<\/strong> 3. Hei\u00f0ra skaltu f\u00f6\u00f0ur \u00feinn og m\u00f3\u00f0ur<\/strong> 4. Halda skaltu hv\u00edldardaginn heilagan<\/strong> 5. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki mor\u00f0 fremja<\/strong> 6. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki dr\u00fdgja h\u00f3r<\/strong> 7. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki stela 8. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki bera lj\u00fagvitni gegn n\u00e1unga \u00fe\u00ednum<\/strong> (Ath. a\u00f0 gu\u00f0 \u00cdsraelsmanna hefur sennilega ekkert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 menn lj\u00fagi \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0rum tilgangi) 9. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki girnast h\u00fas n\u00e1unga \u00fe\u00edns<\/strong> 10. \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki girnast konu n\u00e1unga \u00fe\u00edns, \u00falfalda, \u00fej\u00f3n, \u00feernu, n\u00e9 nokku\u00f0 anna\u00f0 sem n\u00e1ungi \u00feinn \u00e1<\/strong> N\u00fa ber svo vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00ed fyrsta lagi hafa flestar vinkvenna minna vit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda hvorki karlmenn n\u00e9 \u00f6nnur g\u00e6lud\u00fdr en auk \u00feess er \u00e9g fr\u00e1 unglings\u00e1rum forritu\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 k\u00e6fa \u00ed f\u00e6\u00f0ingu allan \u00e1huga \u00e1 fr\u00e1teknum karlm\u00f6nnum. \u00dea\u00f0 ber \u00fe\u00f3 ekki vitni um a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi minnsta snefil af si\u00f0fer\u00f0iskennd. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki eftirs\u00f3knarvert hlutskipti a\u00f0 vera hj\u00e1kona, f\u00e9kk n\u00f3g af \u00fev\u00ed um 17 \u00e1ra aldurinn. \u00c9g vil vera n\u00famer eitt, tv\u00f6 og fimmt\u00e1n og sl\u00edk sj\u00e1lfsd\u00fdrkun \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera skrattanum a\u00f0 skapi. Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar \u00falfaldaeign n\u00e1grannanna \u00fe\u00e1 hef \u00e9g enga \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 \u00f6funda \u00fe\u00e1, fyrir n\u00fa utan \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 e\u00f0alvagn minn Rolls limm\u00fas\u00ednkr\u00faser<\/em>\u00a0dugar mun betur \u00ed \u00edslenskri h\u00e1lku og kemst hra\u00f0ar yfir en nokkur \u00falfaldi. \u00dej\u00f3na og \u00feernur eiga m\u00ednir vinir og kunningjar ekki heldur \u00ed st\u00f3ru upplagi en \u00e9g \u00f6funda af \u00f6llu hjarta hvern \u00feann sem hefur \u00fer\u00e6la til a\u00f0 sk\u00fara eldh\u00fasi\u00f0, l\u00e1ta renna \u00ed ba\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir sig og fara \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 til a\u00f0 kaupa meira s\u00fakkula\u00f0i.<\/p>\n \u00c9g held \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 seif hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar bo\u00f0or\u00f0in, \u00fea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 klikka \u00e1.<\/p>\n Hva\u00f0a bull er \u00fea\u00f0 annars a\u00f0 hafa bo\u00f0or\u00f0 9 og 10 \u00ed tveimur greinum? \u00c9g get ekki betur s\u00e9\u00f0 en a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 eitt og sama bo\u00f0or\u00f0i\u00f0. Vottar Jeh\u00f3va vi\u00f0urkenna \u00fea\u00f0 en \u00feeir halda \u00fev\u00ed samt fram a\u00f0 bo\u00f0or\u00f0in s\u00e9u 10. Telja a\u00f0 anna\u00f0 bo\u00f0or\u00f0i\u00f0 s\u00e9 „nafn mitt er Jeh\u00f3va“ e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 veruna og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja „\u00fe\u00fa skalt ekki leggja nafn gu\u00f0s vi\u00f0 h\u00e9g\u00f3ma“. M\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta ekkert miki\u00f0 g\u00e1fulegra en \u00feeir f\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3 prik fyrir a\u00f0 velta \u00feessu fyrir s\u00e9r. M\u00edn kenning er hinsvegar s\u00fa a\u00f0 taflan hafi brotna\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 vanti eitt bo\u00f0or\u00f0 aftan \u00e1. Nefnilega bo\u00f0or\u00f0i\u00f0: \u00de\u00fa skalt ekki halda a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt eitthva\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 bo\u00f0or\u00f0 legg \u00e9g mig fram um a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta sem oftast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Skrattinn vir\u00f0ist vera skri\u00f0inn inn \u00ed sau\u00f0alegginn aftur. Allavega er \u00e9g me\u00f0 berkjub\u00f3lgu og \u00fea\u00f0 er hvimleitt \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 geti ekki talist veikindi. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort \u00e9g hafi eitthva\u00f0 klikka\u00f0 \u00e1 fyrirheitnum illvirkjum. \u00c1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-H\u00e9r hef \u00e9g sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mig pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega \u00fear sem \u00e9g hef hei\u00f0ra\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i Bakkus og Mamm\u00f3n s\u00ed\u00f0ustu tvo daga.<\/p>\n
\n-\u00c9g hef n\u00fa ekki einu sinni haft fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bendla \u00feann k\u00f3na vi\u00f0 eitt e\u00f0a neitt og held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ti a\u00f0 pirra hann enn\u00fe\u00e1 meira a\u00f0 vera gj\u00f6rsamlega ign\u00f3rera\u00f0ur en a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk j\u00f3li eins og ge\u00f0sj\u00faklingar undir \u00fev\u00ed yfirskini a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 gert honum til d\u00fdr\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n
\n-M.a.s. K\u00f6lski f\u00edlar pabba minn of vel til a\u00f0 \u00e6tlast til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g b\u00f6ggi hann og \u00e9g ekki hef \u00e9g s\u00fdnt m\u00f3\u00f0ur minni meiri vir\u00f0ingu en \u00f6\u00f0rum sem kaupa L\u00f6gbirtingabla\u00f0i\u00f0 og leggja \u00ed st\u00e6\u00f0i fyrir fatla\u00f0a.<\/p>\n
\n-\u00c9g geri n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r bara s\u00fdnist \u00feegar m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist. Vinn um helgar ef \u00fea\u00f0 hentar m\u00e9r og ligg \u00ed leti \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudagsmorgni ef svo ber undir, \u00feannig a\u00f0 Myrkrah\u00f6f\u00f0inginn hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 l\u00edta til m\u00edn \u00ed n\u00e1\u00f0 sinni hva\u00f0 \u00feennan \u00fe\u00e1tt var\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n
\n-Hall\u00f3! \u00dea\u00f0 eru n\u00fa ekki nema 2 dagar s\u00ed\u00f0an vi\u00f0 ger\u00f0um samninginn, varla \u00e6tlast Andskotinn til \u00feess a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur drepi f\u00f3lk af handah\u00f3fi \u00e1 hverjum degi. Vel heppna\u00f0 mor\u00f0 krefst b\u00e6\u00f0i m\u00f3t\u00edvs og undirb\u00fanings og \u00e9g er \u00feegar komin me\u00f0 \u00e1\u00e6tlun um a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a Krist\u00ednu \u00d3marsd\u00f3ttur af d\u00f6gum. (Fyrir a\u00f0 vanhelga \u00edslenska b\u00f3kmenntas\u00f6gu me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 koma s\u00e9rdeilis vondum og lei\u00f0inlegum b\u00f3kmenntum \u00e1 bla\u00f0 yfir verk sem f\u00f3lk tekur mark \u00e1) svo hann hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r s\u00e9ns.<\/p>\n
\n-Hmmm… \u00e9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i n\u00fa sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mig me\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tum \u00ed h\u00f3rl\u00edfi m\u00ednu hinga\u00f0 til en \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00faast a\u00f0 nokkur ma\u00f0ur f\u00e1ist til a\u00f0 dr\u00fdgja h\u00f3r me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00e1 me\u00f0an hryglir \u00ed m\u00e9r eins og berklasj\u00faklingi vi\u00f0 hvern andardr\u00e1tt. \u00dea\u00f0 mun hinsvegar b\u00e6tt upp allsnarlega um lei\u00f0 og Satan sj\u00e1lfur losar mig vi\u00f0 leifarnar af berkjub\u00f3lgunni.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>-\u00c9g er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekki b\u00fain a\u00f0 stela neinu enn\u00fe\u00e1 en ekki vantar mig einl\u00e6gan brotavilja og \u00e9g er \u00feegar b\u00fain a\u00f0 panta t\u00edma hj\u00e1 manni sem \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 kenna m\u00e9r \u00fdmsa kl\u00e6ki til a\u00f0 hafa skattstj\u00f3ra og k\u00f3na hans a\u00f0 f\u00edflum.<\/p>\n
\n-N\u00fa hefur bara s\u00fa sta\u00f0a ekki komi\u00f0 upp s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi veri\u00f0 k\u00f6llu\u00f0 til vitnis. Darri yfirheyr\u00f0i okkur Hauk reyndar um \u00fea\u00f0, me\u00f0 nokkurri h\u00e1reysti, hver hef\u00f0i kl\u00e1ra\u00f0 ostinn. \u00c9g hundskamma\u00f0i hann fyrir frekjuna og h\u00e9lt fyrirlestur um a\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00ednu heimili yr\u00f0u ostsnei\u00f0ar ekki taldar ofan \u00ed f\u00f3lk fremur en hinga\u00f0 til og ef enginn ostur v\u00e6ri til skyldi hann anna\u00f0hvort f\u00e1 s\u00e9r r\u00fallupylsu ellegar hundskast sj\u00e1lfur \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 til a\u00f0 kaupa meiri ost -j\u00e1 og skammastu \u00fe\u00edn svo! L\u00edklega hef\u00f0i \u00e9g fekar \u00e1tt a\u00f0 kenna Hauki e\u00f0a S\u00f6ru um. \u00c9g b\u00e6tti samt fyrir \u00feetta me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lj\u00faga til um brj\u00f3stast\u00e6r\u00f0 m\u00edna og \u00e1huga \u00e1 a\u00f0skiljanlegustu s\u00f3d\u00f3msku \u00ed samr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 nokkra internetperverta \u00e1 fimmtudaginn.<\/p>\n
\n-H\u00e9r hef \u00e9g sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mig pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega. Hef m.a.s. s\u00f6kkt m\u00e9r \u00ed draum\u00f3ra um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \u00e9g geti vaki\u00f0 upp drauga og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hrella menntam\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra til a\u00f0 flytja \u00far h\u00fasinu s\u00ednu og selja m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir sk\u00edt og kanil.<\/p>\n
\n-Sko! \u00c9g bara girnist ekki konur. Hef \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki \u00ed m\u00e9r. Get svosem alveg slubba\u00f0 kvenmann ef ekkert anna\u00f0 er \u00ed bo\u00f0i en \u00e9g girnist \u00fe\u00e6r ekki. \u00c9g \u00e1lykta reyndar a\u00f0 eins megi sn\u00faa \u00feessu vi\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00ednu tilviki eigi \u00feetta vi\u00f0 um eiginmenn n\u00e1ungakvenna minna.<\/p>\n