{"id":1074,"date":"2005-01-19T22:03:07","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T22:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2017-12-25T18:53:46","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T18:53:46","slug":"toddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/01\/19\/toddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Todd\u00fd"},"content":{"rendered":"

Synd og sk\u00f6mm. \u00deegar \u00e9g kom \u00fat \u00e1 v\u00edde\u00f3leigu \u00ed g\u00e6r var m\u00e9r tj\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 menningar\u00fe\u00e6ttirnir f\u00fatbollers v\u00e6vs v\u00e6ru ekki til \u00e1 myndb\u00f6ndum e\u00f0a diskum. Er’\u00f0a n\u00fa hall\u00e6ri!<\/p>\n

Fyrst \u00e9g var \u00feanga\u00f0 komin t\u00f3k \u00e9g n\u00fa samt tv\u00e6r myndir sem lengi hefur farist fyrir a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 hafi svosem alltaf sta\u00f0i\u00f0 til. S\u00e1 listi er reyndar \u00e6ri\u00f0 langur. T\u00f3k Agnes of God<\/em> og Fucking AAmaal.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 lasin hef\u00f0i \u00feetta or\u00f0i\u00f0 fr\u00e1b\u00e6r dagur. Ger\u00f0i ekkert af viti, vann ekki handtak, keypti tilb\u00fainn kv\u00f6ldmat og hita\u00f0i m\u00e9r m.a.s. rau\u00f0v\u00ednstodd\u00fd. Todd\u00fd var drukki\u00f0 \u00e1 briddskv\u00f6ldum heima hj\u00e1 afa m\u00ednum og \u00f6mmu \u00feegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil (\u00fdmist rau\u00f0v\u00edns e\u00f0a rommtodd\u00fd) en s\u00ed\u00f0ustu 20 \u00e1rin e\u00f0a svo hafa \u00cdslendingar og a\u00f0rir samnorr\u00e6nir tr\u00favillingar, lagt sig fram um a\u00f0 ey\u00f0ileggja \u00feennan skemmtilega drykk fyrir m\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 setja \u00fat \u00ed hann \u00e1vexti og hnetur, kalla hann gl\u00f6gg og tengja hann s\u00e9rtaklega einhverju desemberfyllir\u00ed me\u00f0 pipark\u00f6kum. \u00c9g fullyr\u00f0i a\u00f0 todd\u00fd virkar miklu betur uppi \u00ed s\u00f3fa me\u00f0 park\u00f3d\u00edni og g\u00f3\u00f0ri kvikmynd en me\u00f0 pipark\u00f6kum og drukknu reykingaf\u00f3lki.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar vi\u00f0 erum or\u00f0in g\u00f6mul \u00e6tlar Sp\u00fankhildur a\u00f0 kenna m\u00e9r bridds. \u00de\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur spila\u00f0 \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldum. \u00de\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1 todd\u00fd. E\u00f0a heitt s\u00fakkula\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00feeyttum rj\u00f3ma. Og allir sem \u00e9g \u00feekki ver\u00f0a h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 reykja og enginn ver\u00f0ur veikur e\u00f0a blankur e\u00f0a einmana. Himnar\u00edki er alltaf \u00ed nokkurra \u00e1ratuga fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0. \u00ddmist fram e\u00f0a aftur \u00ed t\u00edma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Synd og sk\u00f6mm. \u00deegar \u00e9g kom \u00fat \u00e1 v\u00edde\u00f3leigu \u00ed g\u00e6r var m\u00e9r tj\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 menningar\u00fe\u00e6ttirnir f\u00fatbollers v\u00e6vs v\u00e6ru ekki til \u00e1 myndb\u00f6ndum e\u00f0a diskum. 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