Meistarinn minn d\u00fdrka\u00f0i og d\u00e1\u00f0i er v\u00edst hrj\u00e1\u00f0ur af krabbameini, sumir segja dau\u00f0vona. Mig langar a\u00f0 hitta hann einu sinni \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann deyr en ma\u00f0ur hringir ekki \u00ed f\u00f3lk sem ma\u00f0ur hefur ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed 10 \u00e1r og segir „\u00c9g fr\u00e9tti a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir a\u00f0 deyja, m\u00e1 \u00e9g koma og kve\u00f0ja \u00feig?“ Svolei\u00f0is gerir ma\u00f0ur bara ekki, ekki einu sinni \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 galinn.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er eiginlega komin a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 mig langi ekkert a\u00f0 vera \u00ed \u00feessum fokkings H\u00e1sk\u00f3la, er b\u00fain a\u00f0 n\u00fdta yfirdr\u00e1ttinn \u00ed botn (og enga h\u00f3tfyndni um a\u00f0 yfirdr\u00e1ttur s\u00e9 betri en enginn dr\u00e1ttur \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0\u00a0er hin mesta lygi) og \u00fearf a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a g\u00edtarsk\u00f3lann fyrir Pysjuna \u00e1 morgun. Pabbi hans tekur ekki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. Hann \u00e1 ekki kr\u00f3nu me\u00f0 gati frekar en vanalega og skorar a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leyti h\u00e6rra \u00e1 l\u00faseraskalanum en Ma\u00f0urinn sem \u00e1tti ekki t\u00edkall.<\/p>\n
Einhvernveginn hef \u00e9g \u00e1 tilfinningunni a\u00f0 br\u00e1tt fari a\u00f0 draga til t\u00ed\u00f0inda \u00ed s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru tilveru minnar sem s\u00ed\u00f0ustu vikurnar hefur veri\u00f0 \u00f3venju vi\u00f0bur\u00f0asnau\u00f0, gott ef ekki bara notaleg \u00e1 k\u00f6flum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Meistarinn minn d\u00fdrka\u00f0i og d\u00e1\u00f0i er v\u00edst hrj\u00e1\u00f0ur af krabbameini, sumir segja dau\u00f0vona. Mig langar a\u00f0 hitta hann einu sinni \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann deyr en ma\u00f0ur hringir ekki \u00ed f\u00f3lk sem ma\u00f0ur hefur ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed 10 \u00e1r og segir … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa