Besti mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6num er terian \u00ed IKEA. Allavega er besta ver\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fear. Og besta Sp\u00fankhildur \u00ed heimi bor\u00f0ar stundum \u00fear me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed h\u00e1deginu. Svo er l\u00edka h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kaupa \u00fats\u00f6lugl\u00f6s \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 kassann leggur einhver h\u00f6nd \u00e1 \u00f6xl og \u00e9g l\u00edt upp. Svo v\u00f6n \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00edta rosalega h\u00e1tt upp a\u00f0 \u00ed fyrstu s\u00e9 \u00e9g bara loft. Kannski \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 draugur hugsa \u00e9g en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki draugur, bara einhver sem er svo l\u00edtill a\u00f0 \u00e9g get kysst hann \u00e1 kinnina \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 nota stiga.<\/p>\n
-Haffi!
\nRisast\u00f3rt bros me\u00f0 skar\u00f0i milli framtanna og \u00e9g finn adrenal\u00edni\u00f0 sp\u00fdtast \u00fat \u00ed bl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0.
\n-Hvar hefur \u00fe\u00fa veri\u00f0? Veistu a\u00f0 \u00e9g leita\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r allsta\u00f0ar. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk br\u00f3\u00f0ur minn til a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r. H\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hef\u00f0ir d\u00e1i\u00f0 e\u00f0a lent \u00ed me\u00f0fer\u00f0 e\u00f0a hj\u00f3nabandi.
\n-Af hverju hringdir\u00f0u ekki?
\n-Lenti \u00ed \u00e1stinni og eyddi n\u00famerinu \u00far gemsanum, mundi \u00fea\u00f0 svo ekki lengur \u00feegar mannhelv\u00edti\u00f0 d\u00f6mpa\u00f0i m\u00e9r.
\n-Rosalega er langt s\u00ed\u00f0an vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum hist. Hven\u00e6r t\u00f6lu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 eiginlega saman s\u00ed\u00f0ast?
\n-\u00c6tli \u00fea\u00f0 hafi ekki veri\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa bau\u00f0st m\u00e9r \u00ed trekant me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r og Brj\u00f3stfr\u00ed\u00f0i hausti\u00f0 2003.
\n-Umlmm. \u00c9g man eftir \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g var blindfullur, tauta\u00f0i hann sk\u00f6mmustulega.<\/p>\n
Hann lenti, \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur l\u00edklega, hvorki \u00ed me\u00f0fer\u00f0 n\u00e9 hj\u00f3nabandi. Keypti s\u00e9r bara v\u00f6rub\u00edl og \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0, sem vill svo til a\u00f0 er sta\u00f0sett \u00ed s\u00f6mu blokk, sama stigagangi og \u00e1 s\u00f6mu h\u00e6\u00f0 og fyrsta \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0in sem \u00e9g eigna\u00f0ist. Aldrei hef\u00f0i m\u00e9r dotti\u00f0 \u00ed hug a\u00f0 leita \u00fear.<\/p>\n
-Ertu \u00e1 hra\u00f0fer\u00f0? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-Nei ekki svo, en \u00fe\u00fa?
\n-\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa b\u00edlinn en \u00fea\u00f0 getur be\u00f0i\u00f0, hef ekki \u00ferifi\u00f0 hann s\u00ed\u00f0an s\u00ed\u00f0asta vor hvort sem er.
\n-Sama h\u00e9r, m\u00e6tti halda a\u00f0 Osama bin Laden gengi um b\u00edlinn minn en ekki \u00e9g sj\u00e1lfur.
\nL\u00edklega er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vanr\u00e6kja b\u00edlana okkar \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem vi\u00f0 eigum sameiginlegt fyrir utan \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feykja kj\u00f6ts\u00fapa g\u00f3\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 fengum okkur kaffi og t\u00f6lu\u00f0um saman en hann leit aldrei \u00ed augun \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Hann var l\u00edka edr\u00fa greyi\u00f0. \u00c9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 hann edr\u00fa tvisar sinnum \u00e1\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 var eins. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um svosem ekki um margt a\u00f0 tala frekar en \u00e1\u00f0ur. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00e1 t\u00f3nleika me\u00f0 Pysjunni minni \u00ed kv\u00f6ld, s\u00f6ngl\u00f6g Sigvalda Kaldal\u00f3ns, og hann horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig eins og hann hef\u00f0i aldrei heyrt \u00feennan Sigvalda nefndan.<\/p>\n
Hann kyssti mig \u00feegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum, og gaf m\u00e9r s\u00edman\u00fameri\u00f0 sitt.
\n-Hringdu svo einhvernt\u00edma \u00ed mig, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 spyrja hvort hann kynni ekki \u00e1 s\u00edma en h\u00e6tti vi\u00f0. \u00c9g gisti ekki hj\u00e1 honum nema einu sinni \u00fe\u00f3tt hann \u00fer\u00e1b\u00e6\u00f0i mig um \u00fea\u00f0 margsinnis. \u00dea\u00f0 var m\u00edn lei\u00f0 til a\u00f0 halda stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um. Hann hringdi ekki \u00ed mig nema dau\u00f0adrukkinn, \u00fea\u00f0 hefur l\u00edklega veri\u00f0 hans a\u00f0fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef svo oft velt \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0ustu m\u00e1nu\u00f0i hversvegna \u00e9g sakna hans stundum \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 eigum ekkert sameiginlegt, ekki frekar en \u00e9g og Rikki. Og ef \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er fari\u00f0 er Ma\u00f0urinn sem vildi ekki eiga brau\u00f0rist me\u00f0 konunni sinni \u00fe\u00f3 allavega me\u00f0 st\u00fadentspr\u00f3f, hefur heyrt menn \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Sigmund Freud og Leonardo Da Vinci nefnda, drekkur \u00ed h\u00f3fi og s\u00e9r til \u00feess a\u00f0 a\u00f0rar konur haldi sig utan svefnherbergisins \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g er \u00fear inni.<\/p>\n
Samt gle\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 mig svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Haffa. Bara a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hann svona r\u00e9tt \u00ed svip. M\u00e9r fannst alltaf eitthva\u00f0 svo gott a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 honum. Samt var \u00e9g alveg jafn t\u00edkarleg vi\u00f0 hann og vi\u00f0 Manninn sem vildi ekki eiga brau\u00f0rist me\u00f0 konunni sinni.
\n-Ma\u00f0ur talar ekki svona vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem manni \u00feykir v\u00e6nt um, sag\u00f0i hann einu sinni.
\n-\u00c6vint\u00fdralegt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r skuli detta \u00ed hug a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feyki v\u00e6nt um \u00feig, hef \u00e9g kannski einhvernt\u00edma gefi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 halda \u00fea\u00f0? svara\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 brag\u00f0i.
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert n\u00fa meiri broddg\u00f6lturinn. \u00de\u00fa heldur \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki \u00fev\u00ed pers\u00f3nulega \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa \u00fe\u00fa rekir broddana \u00f3vart utan \u00ed mig.
\n-\u00c9g geri \u00fea\u00f0 viljandi!
\n-\u00c9g drekk l\u00edka viljandi \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g viti a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feolir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 merkir samt ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feyki ekki v\u00e6nt um \u00feig, sag\u00f0i hann.
\nSvo opna\u00f0i hann fimmta bj\u00f3r dagsins og \u00e9g f\u00f3r heim l\u00f6ngu fyrir h\u00e1degi og skrifa\u00f0i lj\u00f3\u00f0 sem hann hef\u00f0i s\u00f6kum almenns greindarskorts, \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega skili\u00f0 sem \u00e1starlj\u00f3\u00f0 ef hann hef\u00f0i lesi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g rifja\u00f0i \u00feetta atvik upp, einhverssta\u00f0ar \u00e1 milli IKEA og Lj\u00f3ta andarungans \u00ed dag, \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig skyndilega \u00e1 d\u00e1litlu sem \u00e9g hef aldrei \u00e1\u00f0ur gert m\u00e9r almennilega grein fyrir; m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur vel n\u00e1l\u00e6gt f\u00f3lki sem heldur \u00fev\u00ed statt og st\u00f6\u00f0ugt fram, andst\u00e6tt allri r\u00f6khyggju, a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00feyki v\u00e6nt um mig. Sama hversu heimskt, drykkfellt, \u00e1byrg\u00f0arlaust, lygi\u00f0 og ge\u00f0bila\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er. Miki\u00f0 dj\u00f6full er \u00e9g n\u00fa aumkunarver\u00f0. \u00c9g eyddi s\u00edman\u00famerinu hans \u00far gemsanum \u00feegar \u00e9g kom heim.<\/p>\n
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Besti mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6num er terian \u00ed IKEA. Allavega er besta ver\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fear. Og besta Sp\u00fankhildur \u00ed heimi bor\u00f0ar stundum \u00fear me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed h\u00e1deginu. Svo er l\u00edka h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kaupa \u00fats\u00f6lugl\u00f6s \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[188,96,97],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-brjostfridur","tag-spunkhildur","tag-willy-wondernail"],"yoast_head":"\n