Einhvernveginn afreka\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 j\u00f3la heimili\u00f0 og koma matnum \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 kl 18:05. J\u00f3la\u00f0i samt ekki b\u00edlinn, ver\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 \u00e1ram\u00f3ta hann \u00ed sta\u00f0inn.<\/p>\n
Sonur minn Byltingama\u00f0urinn er a\u00f0 komast yfir mesta komm\u00fanismann, \u00e1 \u00deorl\u00e1ksmessu vi\u00f0urkenndi hann m.a.s. a\u00f0 hann hlakka\u00f0i til j\u00f3lanna. Sonur minn gelgja dau\u00f0ans t\u00f3k hins vegar a\u00f0 s\u00e9r hlutverk Tr\u00f6lla sem stal j\u00f3lunum \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Gjafafl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 hefur yfirleitt ja\u00f0ra\u00f0 vi\u00f0 ge\u00f0s\u00fdki. Sj\u00e1lf er \u00e9g l\u00f6ngu h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 gefa b\u00f6rnum vina og vandamanna drasl sem \u00e9g hef ekki efni \u00e1, sem hverfur svo hvort sem er \u00ed pakkafl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 og n\u00fa, \u00feegar synir m\u00ednir eru n\u00e1nast uppkomnir, er f\u00f3lki\u00f0 mitt fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 g\u00fatera \u00fea\u00f0, svo eitthva\u00f0 hefur n\u00fa dregi\u00f0 \u00far \u00feessu. F\u00f6\u00f0urfj\u00f6lskyldan \u00feeirra er hinsvegar vi\u00f0 sama heygar\u00f0shorni\u00f0 og j\u00f3lar eins og vindurinn \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feau hafi ekki fengi\u00f0 snitti fr\u00e1 okkur \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r. \u00c9g har\u00f0neita a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 samviskubit yfir \u00fev\u00ed, tek ekki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed svona vitleysu, vil a\u00f0 j\u00f3lin s\u00e9u fj\u00f6lskyldut\u00edmi en ekki kv\u00f6\u00f0. M\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn b\u00e6tti \u00f3j\u00f3lan okkar systranna upp me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 verja r\u00e1\u00f0herralaunum til j\u00f3lagjafakaupa. Pysjan f\u00e9kk t.d. sj\u00f3nvarp me\u00f0 innbygg\u00f0um dvd spilara fr\u00e1 henni. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja hana a\u00f0 gefa honum fer\u00f0akl\u00f3sett \u00ed afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f svo hann \u00feurfi aldrei a\u00f0 koma \u00fat \u00far herberginu s\u00ednu framar.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g svaf heilar 9 klst. \u00ed n\u00f3tt og l\u00ed\u00f0ur eins og \u00deyrnir\u00f3s eftir 100 \u00e1ra blundinn. Var reyndar a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed b\u00e6linu \u00e1fram og lesa b\u00e6kurnar sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f og \u00e9ta \u00e1 mig brj\u00f3st en m\u00e9r finnst bara \u00fe\u00e6gilegra a\u00f0 lesa \u00ed s\u00f3fanum. Auk \u00feess t\u00edmdi \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 setja andlitsmaska \u00ed hv\u00edtu og strauju\u00f0u damask r\u00famf\u00f6tin m\u00edn. \u00c1kva\u00f0 fyrir l\u00f6ngu a\u00f0 taka j\u00f3ladag \u00ed kvenlegt dekur og er n\u00fa b\u00fain a\u00f0 smyrja \u00e1 mig \u00f6llum kremtegundum sem til eru \u00e1 heimilinu. \u00dea\u00f0 vill svo heppilega til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er vel h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 blogga me\u00f0 maska og naglbandaey\u00f0i. Og bry\u00f0ja laufabrau\u00f0 me\u00f0 smj\u00f6ri. (Eins gott a\u00f0 Endorf\u00ednstr\u00e1kurinn s\u00e9r ekki til m\u00edn n\u00fana, hann \u00e1sakar mig um sj\u00e1lfv\u00edgstilraun \u00ed hvert sinn sem hann s\u00e9r mig bor\u00f0a kleinu e\u00f0a sj\u00f3\u00f0a saltkj\u00f6t.)<\/p>\n
P\u00f3l\u00edna kemur \u00ed mat \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. \u00dea\u00f0 er si\u00f0fer\u00f0ileg skylda a\u00f0 hafa hangikj\u00f6t \u00e1 j\u00f3ladag. Held a\u00f0 Pysjan bi\u00f0i \u00feess ekki b\u00e6tur ef \u00fea\u00f0 klikka\u00f0i. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 elda humar l\u00edka af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 P\u00f3l\u00edna bor\u00f0ar ekki kj\u00f6t. Vona bara a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi ekki fengi\u00f0 humar hj\u00e1 Spengilfr\u00ed\u00f0i \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi, \u00e9g hef\u00f0i au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1tt a\u00f0 kynna m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
Skrifa\u00f0i ekki nein j\u00f3lakort en \u00feeir sem \u00e6tla a\u00f0 \u00e1saka mig um r\u00e6ktarleysi \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta athuga andlegar m\u00f3tt\u00f6kust\u00f6\u00f0var s\u00ednar. \u00c9g lag\u00f0ist nefnilega \u00ed innhverfa gong-yai \u00edhugun og sendi \u00f6llum hugskeyti og hj\u00fapa\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 hv\u00edtu lj\u00f3si. S\u00e9rtaklega Fang\u00f3r\u00edu \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfti hv\u00edtt lj\u00f3s til a\u00f0 vega \u00e1 m\u00f3ti j\u00f3lablikklj\u00f3sunum sem einhver \u00fatsendari Satans hj\u00fapa\u00f0i hana r\u00e9tt fyrir j\u00f3l. Vona bara a\u00f0 m\u00f3tgaldur minn hafi virka\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Einhvernveginn afreka\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 j\u00f3la heimili\u00f0 og koma matnum \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 kl 18:05. J\u00f3la\u00f0i samt ekki b\u00edlinn, ver\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 \u00e1ram\u00f3ta hann \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. Sonur minn Byltingama\u00f0urinn er a\u00f0 komast yfir mesta komm\u00fanismann, \u00e1 \u00deorl\u00e1ksmessu vi\u00f0urkenndi hann m.a.s. a\u00f0 hann … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa