H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn bau\u00f0 staffinu \u00ed j\u00f3lahla\u00f0bor\u00f0. Missti sig \u00ed \u00f3h\u00f3flegt \u00f6rl\u00e6ti, keypti barinn og sag\u00f0ist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 hausinn me\u00f0 st\u00e6l. Jeminn hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 drukkum miki\u00f0. Samt var\u00f0 \u00e9g ekki full sem er \u00ed rauninni \u00f3tr\u00falegt \u00ed lj\u00f3si \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g drakk eins miki\u00f0 fr\u00e1 syni m\u00ednum og Sykurr\u00f3funni og \u00e9g m\u00f6gulega komst yfir. Bara svo helv\u00edti erfitt a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 takmarka unglingadrykkju me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 stela \u00far gl\u00f6sum barnanna \u00feegar \u00feau f\u00e1 \u00f3takmarka\u00f0 magn \u00e1fengis afgreitt \u00e1 barnum \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 borga fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. Mesta fur\u00f0a a\u00f0 \u00feau skyldu hvorugt drekka n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 s\u00e6i \u00e1 \u00feeim. Segir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 anna\u00f0hvort hafa \u00feau meira drykkju\u00feol en \u00e9g e\u00f0a a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hefur tekist a\u00f0 drekka fr\u00e1 \u00feeim meira en \u00feau ger\u00f0u s\u00e9r grein fyrir.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hl\u00fdt a\u00f0 hafa skemmt m\u00e9r vel. Allavega tolldi \u00e9g fram yfir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti enda \u00fe\u00f3tt krabbameini\u00f0 rynni \u00far augunum \u00e1 m\u00e9r og svi\u00f0i \u00ed lungun. V\u00ednveitan gaf m\u00e9r augndropa, st\u00f3rsnj\u00f6ll r\u00e1\u00f0st\u00f6fun a\u00f0 taka augndropa me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 djammi\u00f0 og mun \u00e9g h\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00e6ttlei\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd.<\/p>\n
Ekki var\u00f0 \u00far a\u00f0 pr\u00f3grammi\u00f0 sem \u00e9g eyddi d\u00fdrm\u00e6tum bloggt\u00edma m\u00ednum \u00ed a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa yr\u00f0i nota\u00f0, s\u00f6ngf\u00edllinn skr\u00f3pa\u00f0i og skemmtikrafturinn m\u00e6tti g\u00edtarlaus og l\u00e9t sig hverfa snemma. Sonur minn ger\u00f0i reyndar tilraun til a\u00f0 flytja s\u00f6ngvana en n\u00e1\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 yfirgn\u00e6fa skvaldri\u00f0. \u00c9g dau\u00f0s\u00e9 eftir t\u00edmanum sem f\u00f3r \u00ed a\u00f0 setja \u00feessa vitleysu saman, hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 nota\u00f0 hann til a\u00f0 blogga.<\/p>\n
\u00c1fengi hleypur \u00ed horm\u00f3nana en \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur er f\u00e1tt fagurra karlmanna \u00e1 lausu \u00ed hinum gj\u00f6rvilega flokki \u00fej\u00f3na og kokka sem \u00feetta kv\u00f6ld \u00fej\u00f3ru\u00f0u \u00e1 kostna\u00f0 T\u00edmavillta v\u00edkingsins. Bruggarinn har\u00f0neita\u00f0i a\u00f0 sinna m\u00e9r, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00fer\u00e1bei\u00f0ni m\u00edna, og bar \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri of drukkinn. \u00d6llu reyna menn n\u00fa a\u00f0 lj\u00faga a\u00f0 manni. Lambasteikin bau\u00f0 sig a\u00f0 v\u00edsu fram en \u00e9g af\u00feakka\u00f0i. S\u00e1 \u00e9g fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g t\u00e6ki mann \u00e1 hans aldri me\u00f0 m\u00e9r heim yr\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 hann og sonur minn grunnsk\u00f3laneminn vektu yfir t\u00f6lvuleik fram \u00e1 mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt og ekki vill ma\u00f0ur n\u00fa svipta b\u00f6rnin svefni me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 draga heim leikf\u00e9laga um mi\u00f0jar n\u00e6tur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn bau\u00f0 staffinu \u00ed j\u00f3lahla\u00f0bor\u00f0. Missti sig \u00ed \u00f3h\u00f3flegt \u00f6rl\u00e6ti, keypti barinn og sag\u00f0ist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 hausinn me\u00f0 st\u00e6l. Jeminn hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 drukkum miki\u00f0. Samt var\u00f0 \u00e9g ekki full sem er \u00ed rauninni \u00f3tr\u00falegt \u00ed lj\u00f3si \u00feess a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa