{"id":9159,"date":"2012-01-06T12:48:15","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T12:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pistillinn.is\/?p=503"},"modified":"2017-09-22T11:42:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-22T11:42:39","slug":"ad-laera-a-vestraena-menningu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/ad-laera-a-vestraena-menningu\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d6gmundur og f\u00edlabrandarinn"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hann situr vi\u00f0 eldh\u00fassbor\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3kunnugu h\u00fasi. H\u00e9r mun hann dveljast \u00fear til j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0 ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0a f\u00e6st en hversu langan t\u00edma \u00fea\u00f0 tekur veit enginn. Vinur hans er hj\u00e1 honum. Hann bendir \u00e1 hluti \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu og nefnir \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 ensku, einn af \u00f6\u00f0rum og Mouhamed tyggur upp eftir honum. Hann ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra ensku ef hann \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 geta haldi\u00f0 uppi samskiptum, \u00fea\u00f0 var honum l\u00f6ngu or\u00f0i\u00f0 lj\u00f3st. Vinir hans hafa reyndar r\u00e6tt m\u00f6guleikann \u00e1 a\u00f0 kenna honum \u00edslensku enda markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann f\u00e1i h\u00e6li \u00e1 \u00cdslandi en ef allt fer \u00e1 versta veg og hann ver\u00f0ur sendur til Noregs, \u00e1 hann ekki annars \u00farkosta en a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja einu sinni enn og hann \u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3\u00a0 einhverja m\u00f6guleika \u00e1 a\u00f0 bjarga s\u00e9r me\u00f0 ensku flestum l\u00f6ndum Evr\u00f3pu. \u00cdslenska gagnast hvergi annarssta\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00f3tt s\u00e9 \u00fataf fyrir sig f\u00ednt a\u00f0 geta sagt bl\u00f3mk\u00e1l og eldav\u00e9l \u00e1 ensku, duga nokkur nafnor\u00f0 ekki til a\u00f0 halda uppi innihaldsr\u00edkum samr\u00e6\u00f0um. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa seti\u00f0 \u00feegjandi drj\u00faga stund, dregur f\u00e9laginn fram sk\u00e1kbor\u00f0 og spyr Mohammed hvort hann vilji tefla. Telur sig hafa fengi\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a hugmynd \u00fev\u00ed sk\u00e1k krefst ekki mikilla samr\u00e6\u00f0na en felur samt \u00ed s\u00e9r samskipti. Mouhamed er sannarlega til \u00ed a\u00f0 tefla. Hann stillir taflm\u00f6nnunum upp og l\u00edtur eftirv\u00e6ntingarfullur \u00e1 vin sinn.<\/p>\n

Vinurinn kl\u00f3rar s\u00e9r \u00ed hausnum. \u00dea\u00f0 er auglj\u00f3st af uppstillingunni a\u00f0 Mohammed hefur aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 taflbor\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur.\u00a0 „Ma\u00f0ur \u00e1ttar sig ekki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 sk\u00e1k er fl\u00f3kinn leikur fyrr en ma\u00f0ur reynir a\u00f0 kenna hana \u00e1n\u00a0 tungum\u00e1ls. Hann hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 svindla,“ segir vinur hans en Mohammed l\u00e6r\u00f0i n\u00fa samt mannganginn og \u00ed dag vinnur hann af og til.<\/p>\n

Vinurinn \u00e1 s\u00e9r anna\u00f0 l\u00edf og eftir allt of stutt stopp kve\u00f0ur hann og vi\u00f0 tekur bi\u00f0in. Endalaus bi\u00f0. Dagarnir silast \u00e1fram, a\u00f0 mestu leyti \u00ed einveru. Vinir l\u00edta til hans en \u00fea\u00f0 er nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 takmarka fj\u00f6lda \u00feeirra sem vita um dvalarsta\u00f0 hans og stundum l\u00ed\u00f0a dagar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 neinn komi. Hann kemst sjaldan \u00fat \u00far h\u00fasi og ef einhver bankar \u00f3v\u00e6nt upp \u00e1 f\u00e6r hann hn\u00fat \u00ed magann. Alltaf hugsanlegt a\u00f0 yfirvaldi\u00f0 s\u00e9 komi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 taka hann.<\/p>\n

Sm\u00e1tt og sm\u00e1tt eykst f\u00e6rni hans \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 sig \u00e1 ensku en \u00fea\u00f0 er sn\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 kenna og l\u00e6ra n\u00fdtt tungum\u00e1l \u00e1n hj\u00e1lpartungum\u00e1ls, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar nemandinn er \u00far ger\u00f3l\u00edku m\u00e1lumhverfi og hefur ekki l\u00e6rt eitt einasta m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ihugtak. \u00deegar \u00e9g kom til landsins, \u00ed september, var Mouhamed b\u00fainn a\u00f0 tileinka s\u00e9r\u00a0 n\u00f3gu mikinn or\u00f0afor\u00f0a \u00ed ensku til \u00feess a\u00f0 halda uppi l\u00e1gmarks samskiptum en hann haf\u00f0i mj\u00f6g l\u00edtinn skilning \u00e1 \u00f3hlutst\u00e6\u00f0um hugt\u00f6kum og \u00fea\u00f0 getur teki\u00f0 margar m\u00edn\u00fatur a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra eitt hugtak og setja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed samhengi \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur hefur ekki hj\u00e1lpartungum\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

A\u00f0 n\u00e1 upp grunnor\u00f0afor\u00f0a er ekkert m\u00e1l, ma\u00f0ur notar myndir, hlj\u00f3\u00f0l\u00edkingar, bendingar og anna\u00f0 l\u00e1tbrag\u00f0, leikur tilfinningar, myndar setningar \u00e1n l\u00edmor\u00f0a. G\u00faggull vinur minn \u00e1 myndir af n\u00e1nast \u00f6llu sem m\u00e1li skiptir og hefur gagnast okkur vel. \u00c9g ba\u00f0 Mouhamed a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r s\u00f6gu s\u00edna og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fdmislegt vanta\u00f0i upp \u00e1 og anna\u00f0 v\u00e6ri lengi \u00f3lj\u00f3st, t\u00f3kst honum a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r einhverja mynd af \u00fev\u00ed sem hann haf\u00f0i upplifa\u00f0. Hann sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i komist til Sp\u00e1nar me\u00f0 b\u00e1t. \u00c9g fann mynd af ferju en hann aft\u00f3k me\u00f0 \u00f6llu a\u00f0 s\u00fa v\u00e6ri \u00ed nokkurri l\u00edkingu vi\u00f0 b\u00e1tinn sem hann fer\u00f0a\u00f0ist me\u00f0, vi\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0um margar b\u00e1tamyndir og \u00e1 endanum fundum vi\u00f0 mynd sem hann var s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Ekki \u00feessi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 heldur \u00feessi<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00c9g vildi heyra fr\u00e1 fyrstu hendi hvort hann \u00e6tti raunverulega \u00e1 h\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 vera geldur svo \u00e9g s\u00fdndi honum mynd af afskornum kynf\u00e6rum og sag\u00f0i: \"\"<\/a>„You go Mauritania, this happen?\u00a0 True?“ Hann svara\u00f0i „not true“. Setti svo \u00falnli\u00f0ina saman eins og hann v\u00e6ri bundinn, fann mynd af priki, lag\u00f0i fingur \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 og lamdi \u00e1 hann og benti \u00e1 \u00feessa mynd af afskornum kynf\u00e6rum. „Not cut. Beat, beat, beat. You finish. No wife.“ Seinna fengum vi\u00f0 t\u00falk og \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e9kk \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 geldingin f\u00e6ri fram me\u00f0 barsm\u00ed\u00f0um. T\u00falkurinn sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed Vestur Afr\u00edku v\u00e6ri s\u00fa a\u00f0fer\u00f0 notu\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gelda hr\u00fata. T\u00falkurinn lei\u00f0r\u00e9tti l\u00edka \u00fdmiskonar sm\u00e1v\u00e6gilegan misskilning og\u00a0 eitt af \u00fev\u00ed sem kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s var a\u00f0 Mouhamed var \u00f3vanur okkar skilningi \u00e1 t\u00edma og vegalengdum. \u00cd dag gerir hann s\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Vesturlandab\u00faar skynja t\u00edma og r\u00fdmi \u00e1 annan h\u00e1tt en hann og leggur sig fram um a\u00f0 vera n\u00e1kv\u00e6mur en fyrst \u00feegar hann kom til \u00cdslands tala\u00f0i hann ekki um t\u00edma e\u00f0a vegalengdir af neinni n\u00e1kv\u00e6mni nema hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 f\u00e1st vi\u00f0 mj\u00f6g sm\u00e1ar einingar, tv\u00e6r vikur e\u00f0a minna, 500 km e\u00f0a minna. Allt yfir \u00fev\u00ed var bara „long long time“ e\u00f0a „long long way“ og ef ma\u00f0ur reyndi a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mari uppl\u00fdsingar nefndi hann bara t\u00f6lu \u00fat \u00ed lofti\u00f0. Hann var hreinlega ekki vanur a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00feetta \u00e1 sama h\u00e1tt og flest okkar og \u00e1tti jafn erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 svara spurningum um t\u00edma eins og Eva \u00e1ttavillta \u00e1 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja til vegar. Hann er \u00f6rugglega ekki einn um a\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa lent \u00ed \u00feessum menningar\u00e1rekstri og \u00e9g velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hversu miki\u00f0 af meintum lygum fl\u00f3ttamanna um eigin hagi s\u00e9 til komi\u00f0 af \u00feessum e\u00f0a svipu\u00f0um \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki bara tungum\u00e1l og t\u00edmaskyn sem Mouhamed \u00fearf a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra. Hann kom hinga\u00f0 \u00f3mennta\u00f0ur \u00ed or\u00f0sins b\u00f3kstaflegustu merkingu og \u00fearf a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra svo til allt. Hann hefur g\u00f3\u00f0a r\u00f6khugsun og gott minni auk \u00feess a\u00f0 vera \u00e1hugasamur svo hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 geta l\u00e6rt allt sem hann \u00fearf. Miki\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfsn\u00e1m er \u00fe\u00f3 ekki raunh\u00e6ft, vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 hann kann engin vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0 og \u00fdmislegt \u00ed menningu okkar sem m\u00e9r finnst svo sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g hugsa n\u00e1nast aldrei \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0, er honum svo framandlegt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er honum hindrun \u00fat af fyrir sig. \u00c9g \u00fatvega\u00f0i honum nokkrar sk\u00f3lab\u00e6kur fyrir b\u00f6rn og \u00e1tti von \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0in og st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0in vef\u00f0ust fyrir honum. \u00dea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i hinsvegar ekki hvarfla\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 myndirnar \u00ed b\u00f3kunum yr\u00f0u vandam\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00c9g opna\u00f0i fyrstu b\u00f3kina. \u00dear voru teiknimyndir af d\u00fdrum og fyrsta verkefni\u00f0 f\u00f3lst bara \u00ed a\u00f0 nefna hluti. „This is a mouse“ sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og benti \u00e1 m\u00fasina. Benti svo \u00e1 n\u00e6stu mynd sem var af ketti. \u00c9g vissi a\u00f0 hann \u00feekkti or\u00f0i\u00f0 k\u00f6ttur. „This is a …..“ sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og gaf honum til kynna a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 botna. Mouhamed horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig skilningsvana „mouse?“ sag\u00f0i hann spyrjandi. \u00deegar \u00e9g lei\u00f0r\u00e9tti hann, leit hann fyrst \u00e1 heimilisk\u00f6ttinn sem l\u00e1 malandi \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu og svo \u00e1 myndina. K\u00f6tturinn \u00e1 myndinni var me\u00f0 slaufu \u00ed h\u00e1rinu og gleraugu. M\u00fasin var \u00ed jakka og gekk uppr\u00e9tt. Honum haf\u00f0i ekki dotti\u00f0 \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00feessar f\u00edg\u00farur \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 t\u00e1kna d\u00fdr. Og \u00feessi brandarahef\u00f0 okkar, \u00faff! „Hvernig veistu a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er f\u00edll \u00ed bakaraofninum? \u00de\u00fa getur ekki loka\u00f0 honum.“ Mouhamed bara horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig og \u00fea\u00f0 lei\u00f0 nokkur stund \u00fear til \u00e9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann var a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir honum a\u00f0 elephant \u00fe\u00fdddi l\u00edka eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en f\u00edll. Honum fannst bara ekkert fyndi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 f\u00edll \u00ed ofninum.<\/p>\n

Einn daginn kom \u00e9g til hans me\u00f0 p\u00fasluspil. Hann er miki\u00f0 einn og hefur l\u00edti\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera svo m\u00e9r datt \u00ed hug a\u00f0 hann g\u00e6ti p\u00fasla\u00f0 s\u00e9r til af\u00fereyingar. \u00deetta var ekkert erfi\u00f0 mynd, bara 100 stykkja heimskort. Hann haf\u00f0i greinilega aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 p\u00fasluspil \u00e1\u00f0ur. \u00c9g r\u00e9tti honum nokkur stykki sem f\u00e9llu saman og hann skildi \u00fat \u00e1 hva\u00f0 leikurinn gekk og gat au\u00f0veldlega ra\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00feeim. \u00deegar \u00e9g kom til hans 2 d\u00f6gum s\u00ed\u00f0ar haf\u00f0i hann ekkert haldi\u00f0 \u00e1fram. Sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri mj\u00f6g erfi\u00f0 \u00feraut og hann g\u00e6ti ekki l\u00e6rt \u00feetta. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i enga tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur sem haf\u00f0i l\u00e6rt a\u00f0 tefla m\u00e1llaus, v\u00e6ri \u00f3f\u00e6r um a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 p\u00fasla, h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 honum \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00feetta kannski bara lei\u00f0inlegt. Svo s\u00e1 \u00e9g \u00e1 m\u00f6rgum stykkjum a\u00f0 hann haf\u00f0i reynt a\u00f0 \u00fevinga \u00feau saman \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann haf\u00f0i greinilega reynt.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 au\u00f0veldast v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a rammanum saman fyrst. Hann skyldi gera \u00fea\u00f0 en \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 p\u00fasla sj\u00f3num. Benti honum \u00e1 a\u00f0 finna fyrst kantstykkin en geyma \u00f6ll hin. Og allt \u00ed einu var\u00f0 \u00feetta ekkert m\u00e1l. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 p\u00fasla Evr\u00f3pu n\u00e6st og eftir \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k hann frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0, hverja \u00e1lfu fyrir sig og enda\u00f0i \u00e1 a\u00f0 p\u00fasla sj\u00f3num l\u00edka. Hann lenti ekki \u00ed neinum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um, hann haf\u00f0i bara hreinlega ekki kunna\u00f0 a\u00f0 skipta verkefni af \u00feessu tagi ni\u00f0ur \u00ed vi\u00f0r\u00e1\u00f0anlegar einingar.<\/p>\n

Mouhamed er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra heilmiki\u00f0. \u00deegar hann kom til \u00cdslands skildi hann hva\u00f0 samlagning og fr\u00e1dr\u00e1ttur ganga \u00fat \u00e1 en hann r\u00e9\u00f0i a\u00f0eins vi\u00f0 hugarreikning, kunni ekki a\u00f0fer\u00f0ir eins og a\u00f0 geyma og taka til l\u00e1ns \u00feegar unni\u00f0 er me\u00f0 st\u00f3rar t\u00f6lur. Hann kann \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fana. Hann haf\u00f0i aldrei l\u00e6rt neina margf\u00f6ldun en hefur n\u00fa n\u00e1\u00f0 t\u00f6kum \u00e1 margf\u00f6ldun. Einn daginn \u00feegar \u00e9g kom til hans voru m\u00f6rg deilingard\u00e6mi \u00ed b\u00f3kinni hans. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i hver hef\u00f0i kennt honum en hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 enginn hef\u00f0i gert \u00fea\u00f0 og hann kynni \u00feetta ekki. Hann haf\u00f0i bara s\u00e9\u00f0 deilingart\u00e1kni\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edmanum s\u00ednum, me\u00f0 hinum merkjunum og \u00fear sem hann \u00e1tta\u00f0i sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 samband v\u00e6ri \u00e1 milli samlagningar og fr\u00e1dr\u00e1ttar og samlangingar og margf\u00f6ldunar, \u00fe\u00f3tti honum l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 fj\u00f3r\u00f0a merki\u00f0 tengdist hinum. Hann var a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 finna samhengi\u00f0 \u00fat af sj\u00e1lfsd\u00e1\u00f0um. Hann kann n\u00fa a\u00f0 margfalda og deila, honum fer st\u00f6\u00f0ugt fram \u00ed ensku og hefur \u00f6\u00f0last n\u00fdjan s\u00f6guskilning og n\u00fdja heimsmynd.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 sem helst tefur Mouhamed \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra og a\u00f0lagast vestr\u00e6nu samf\u00e9lagi er s\u00fa napra sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 hann er \u00ed stofufangelsi og hefur \u00fev\u00ed takm\u00f6rku\u00f0 samskipti vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 flokka l\u00edf \u00ed felum \u00e1 annan h\u00e1tt og \u00fea\u00f0 er varla h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 stofufangelsi hans s\u00e9 sj\u00e1lfskipa\u00f0 \u00feegar vali\u00f0 stendur um \u00fea\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00feau \u00f6rl\u00f6g sem b\u00ed\u00f0a hans \u00ed M\u00e1ritan\u00edu. \u00c9g hef heyrt \u00fe\u00e1 sko\u00f0un a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 arfavitlaus \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 halda \u00feeirri hugmynd a\u00f0 honum a\u00f0 hann eigi ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta sj\u00e1 sig \u00e1 almannaf\u00e6ri. \u00dea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 gera l\u00edf hans erfi\u00f0ara me\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is paranoju. \u00cd einhverri fr\u00e9tt kom fram a\u00f0 \u00datlendingastofnun v\u00e6ri ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta leita a\u00f0 honum svo f\u00f3lk sem hefur aldrei rekist \u00e1 ofbeldise\u00f0li yfiravaldsins heldur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ulaust a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur. M.a.s. l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn hans segist halda<\/strong> a\u00f0 honum s\u00e9 \u00f3h\u00e6tt. Einmitt \u00fea\u00f0 j\u00e1? Menn hafa n\u00fa svosem hlegi\u00f0 a\u00f0 me\u00f0limum grasr\u00f3tarhreyfinga \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Samt\u00f6k herna\u00f0arandst\u00e6\u00f0inga sem hafa tali\u00f0 h\u00e6ttu \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00edmar \u00feeirra v\u00e6ru hlera\u00f0ir. L\u00edklega hafa flestir haldi\u00f0<\/strong> a\u00f0 enginn v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 \u00feeim sem ur\u00f0u fyrir \u00f3l\u00f6glegum hlerunum \u00e1 t\u00edmaum kalda str\u00ed\u00f0sins og \u00e6tli nokkur l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur hafi haldi\u00f0<\/strong> a\u00f0 l\u00f6ggan myndi senda breskan nj\u00f3snara ofan \u00ed svefnpoka hj\u00e1 li\u00f0sm\u00f6nnum Saving Iceland? Nei, engum sem til \u00feekkir, dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 treysta \u00fev\u00ed bara a\u00f0 stofnun sem t\u00f3k Paul Ramses nau\u00f0ugan fr\u00e1 konu sinni og barni og sendi hann til \u00cdtal\u00edu, stofnun sem l\u00e9t handtaka Nour Aldin barnungan og senda hann til Grikklands, stofnun sem sendir l\u00f6gguna til a\u00f0 r\u00edfa menn upp \u00far r\u00fami og sendir \u00fe\u00e1 burt \u00ed skj\u00f3li n\u00e6tur, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 skeyta neinu um \u00feau \u00f6rl\u00f6g sem b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00feeirra, myndi ekki \u00feiggja a\u00f0sto\u00f0 var\u00f0hunda valdsins til \u00feess a\u00f0 hreinsa landi\u00f0 af jafn hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegu a\u00f0skotad\u00fdri og stroku\u00fer\u00e6l, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir fyrri yfirl\u00fdsingar um a\u00f0 hans s\u00e9 ekki leita\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\u00d3nei, \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00datlendingastofnun gefur ekki afdr\u00e1ttarlaust svar um a\u00f0 mannr\u00e9ttindi\u00a0 Mouhameds Lo ver\u00f0i virt, er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 honum s\u00e9 \u00f3h\u00e6tt. Hann ver\u00f0ur \u00feessvegna \u00ed felum \u00feanga\u00f0 til j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0 ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0a f\u00e6st. Svo vir\u00f0ist sem \u00datlendingastofnun \u00e6tli a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 galdra vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 burt me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6gninni, hafa m\u00e1li\u00f0 „\u00ed athugun“ \u00fear til hann gefst upp, svo ef almenningur s\u00fdnir \u00feessu engan \u00e1huga, s\u00e9r Mouhamed ekki fram \u00e1 neitt anna\u00f0 en l\u00edf \u00ed felum. Eina von hans \u00ed dag vir\u00f0ist f\u00f3lgin \u00ed h\u00f3p\u00fer\u00fdstingi.<\/p>\n

Og enn veldur tungum\u00e1li\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0um. \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 komast nokku\u00f0 langt \u00e1 myndum og l\u00e1tbrag\u00f0i en m\u00e1li\u00f0 vandast \u00feegar \u00fearf a\u00f0 sk\u00fdra muninn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem ma\u00f0ur vonar og \u00fev\u00ed sem er l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 gerist. \u00c9g tala n\u00fa ekki um undarlegheit eins og vinnuferli \u00datlendingastofnunar sem ekki einu sinni \u00cdslendingar botna neitt \u00ed. S\u00e1 sem hvorki hefur \u00feokkalegan m\u00e1lskilning n\u00e9 \u00feekkir vestr\u00e6na menningu (e\u00f0a nokkra a\u00f0ra menningu en \u00fe\u00e1 sem gildir \u00ed \u00f6rlitlu hir\u00f0ingjasamf\u00e9lagi, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar Mouhamed fl\u00fa\u00f0i haf\u00f0i hann a\u00f0eins \u00ferisvar \u00e1 \u00e6vinni komi\u00f0 til borgar \u00ed M\u00e1ritan\u00edu) hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa a\u00f0rar v\u00e6ntingar en \u00feeir sem \u00feekkja kerfi\u00f0. Hann vissi a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 fund me\u00f0 innanr\u00edkisr\u00e1\u00f0herra og \u00feegar \u00e9g kom til hans eftir fundinn t\u00f3k hann \u00e1 m\u00f3ti m\u00e9r me\u00f0 blik \u00ed augum og st\u00f3rt bros. „Sag\u00f0i hann j\u00e1?“ spur\u00f0i hann. Haf\u00f0i haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herrann v\u00e6ri svona g\u00f3\u00f0ur k\u00f3ngur sem hef\u00f0i bara ekki vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann haf\u00f0i \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja.<\/p>\n

Hvernig \u00fatsk\u00fdrir ma\u00f0ur fyrir h\u00e1lfm\u00e1llausum manni me\u00f0 hans bakgrunn a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herra ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 vir\u00f0a leikreglur pop\u00falismans og geti ekki beitt valdi s\u00ednu til a\u00f0 fylgja samvisku sinni nema eiga \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 missa v\u00f6ldin sem hann getur hvort sem er ekki beitt til a\u00f0 fylgja samvisku sinni? Hlj\u00f3mar \u00feetta ekki bara eins og f\u00edlabrandari \u00ed eyrum hans? E\u00f0a hreinn og kl\u00e1r uppspuni? \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herrann \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 marga menn, halda fundi og skrifa br\u00e9f og hann hef\u00f0i m\u00f6rgu \u00f6\u00f0ru a\u00f0 sinna til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar, \u00feetta g\u00e6ti teki\u00f0 langan t\u00edma. Honum fannst \u00fea\u00f0 frekar flippa\u00f0 en honum \u00fe\u00f3ttu svosem myndirnar \u00ed sk\u00f3lab\u00f3kunum l\u00edka flippa\u00f0ar, sem og f\u00edlabrandarar, svo hann yppti bara \u00f6xlum.<\/p>\n

N\u00e6stu vikur spur\u00f0i hann 3-4 sinnum \u00ed viku hvort \u00e9g hef\u00f0i heyrt fr\u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0herranum. \u00cd fyrstu vong\u00f3\u00f0ur en s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00ed efasemdat\u00f3n. N\u00fa er hann h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 spyrja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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