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\u00c9g j\u00e1ta \u00e1 mig k\u00e6ruleysi og sofandah\u00e1tt gagnvart reikningum. \u00c9g sko\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 sjaldan og v\u00e9fengi \u00fe\u00e1 enn sjaldnar. Ef eitthva\u00f0 kemur m\u00e9r sp\u00e1nskt fyrir sj\u00f3nir (sem gerist sjaldan \u00fear sem \u00e9g sko\u00f0a reikningana m\u00edna sjaldan af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef svo sjaldan \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til \u00feess a\u00f0 v\u00e9fengja \u00fe\u00e1) er \u00fea\u00f0 fyrsta sem m\u00e9r dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi gert mist\u00f6k, yfirs\u00e9st eitthva\u00f0 e\u00f0a gleymt einhverju.<\/p>\n

\u00cd g\u00e6r sko\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00e9g s\u00edmareikninginn minn, aldrei \u00feessu vant og komst \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 raun um a\u00f0 \u00e1 hann er skr\u00e1\u00f0 gsm n\u00famer sem \u00e9g kannast ekkert vi\u00f0. Af \u00fev\u00ed hef \u00e9g greitt 650 kr \u00e1 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i mj\u00f6g lengi. \u00c9g hugsa\u00f0i, p\u00e6ldi og \u00fev\u00e6ldi en kom \u00fev\u00ed ekki fyrir mig hva\u00f0a n\u00famer \u00feetta g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0. \u00cd morgun hringdi \u00e9g \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3nustuver Satans og ba\u00f0 um sk\u00fdringu. F\u00e9kk \u00fea\u00f0 svar a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ru posan\u00famer, sem er r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g sag\u00f0i upp allri annarri \u00fej\u00f3nustu hj\u00e1 \u00feessu sk\u00edtafyrirt\u00e6ki fyrir margt l\u00f6ngu. Einnig f\u00e9kk \u00e9g a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 anna\u00f0 posan\u00fameri\u00f0 (\u00feetta sem \u00e9g kannast ekki vi\u00f0) v\u00e6ri greinilega ekki \u00ed notkun -sem er l\u00edka r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er bara me\u00f0 einn posa, hef aldrei haft fleiri en einn posa og hef ekkert me\u00f0 annan a\u00f0 gera. Ba\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed um a\u00f0 \u00f3virka posan\u00famerinu yr\u00f0i loka\u00f0 og m\u00e9r endurgreitt \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef borga\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed. \u00de\u00e1 var m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 loka n\u00famerinu yr\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 VISA \u00fev\u00ed s\u00edminn rukka\u00f0i eing\u00f6ngu fyrir posan\u00famer sem kortafyrirt\u00e6kin hef\u00f0u skr\u00e1\u00f0 hj\u00e1 hans satan\u00edska \u00fej\u00f3nustuveri. M\u00e9r finnst undarlegt a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti ekki loka\u00f0 posan\u00famerinu \u00ed gegnum S\u00edmann \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00feurfti ekkert a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 VISA til a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta loka \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i Satni upp \u00ed okt\u00f3ber \u00ed fyrra. Kannski hafa reglurnar breytst.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa j\u00e6ja, \u00e9g hringi \u00ed VISA. Nema hva\u00f0 -n\u00fameri\u00f0 er ekki einu sinni \u00e1 skr\u00e1 hj\u00e1 \u00feeim, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feau hafi be\u00f0i\u00f0 S\u00edmann a\u00f0 rukka mig. Str\u00e1kurinn sem \u00e9g tala\u00f0i vi\u00f0 sag\u00f0ist samt \u00e6tla a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00f6ll g\u00f6gn til a\u00f0 ganga \u00far skugga um hvort hef\u00f0u einhverssta\u00f0ar or\u00f0i\u00f0 mist\u00f6k hj\u00e1 \u00feeim.<\/p>\n

Eina sk\u00fdringin sem m\u00e9r dettur \u00ed hug er s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g fl\u00fa\u00f0i fr\u00e1 Satni <\/a>\u00fe\u00e1 vissi \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 OgVodafone v\u00e6ri ekki me\u00f0 posa\u00fej\u00f3nustu. Neyddist \u00fev\u00ed til a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja \u00fej\u00f3nustuver \u00feess andskota S\u00edmans a\u00f0 virkja posan\u00fameri\u00f0 aftur. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i hvort v\u00e6ri hugsanlegt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 breytingu hef\u00f0u or\u00f0i\u00f0 einhver mist\u00f6k og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri rukku\u00f0 fyrir n\u00famer sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i sagt upp stuttu \u00e1\u00f0ur (vegna kl\u00fa\u00f0urs hj\u00e1 S\u00edmanum) en b\u00e6\u00f0i S\u00edminn og VISA aftaka \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g hef einu sinni lent \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 posann<\/a>. \u00de\u00e1 voru sv\u00f6rin hj\u00e1 S\u00edmanum einmitt \u00feau a\u00f0 \u00e9g skyldi bara kvarta vi\u00f0 VISA. Sv\u00f6rin hj\u00e1 VISA voru hinsvegar \u00feau a\u00f0 l\u00edklega v\u00e6ri vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 hj\u00e1 S\u00edmanum en \u00feau skyldu gera allt sem \u00ed \u00feeirra valdi st\u00e6\u00f0i til a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0a mig. Sem \u00feau og ger\u00f0u. Vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 var hj\u00e1 S\u00edmanum. \u00c9g hef l\u00edka i\u00f0ulega fengi\u00f0 rangar uppl\u00fdsingar <\/a>\u00fear \u00e1 b\u00e6. Eitthva\u00f0 hefur \u00fej\u00f3nustan samt sk\u00e1na\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3nustuveri\u00f0 tvisvar \u00ed morgun og f\u00e9kk \u00ed b\u00e6\u00f0i skiptin samband mj\u00f6g flj\u00f3tlega. Meiri samkeppni takk.<\/p>\n

Tj\u00e1sur<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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