{"id":7204,"date":"2007-09-15T12:19:28","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T12:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pistillinn.is\/?p=7204"},"modified":"2018-09-18T10:49:37","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T10:49:37","slug":"thjonustuver-satans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/thjonustuver-satans\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dej\u00f3nustuver Satans"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fyrir ca \u00e1ri flutti \u00e9g Nornab\u00fa\u00f0ina a\u00f0 mestu leyti fr\u00e1 S\u00edmanum og yfir til OgVodafone. \u00dea\u00f0 voru g\u00f3\u00f0 umskipti og g\u00e6fur\u00edk. \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 flytja heimas\u00edmann og allt drasli\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 l\u00edka en \u00feegar \u00e9g losna\u00f0i undan samningnum vi\u00f0 Satan, komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 OgVodafone b\u00fd\u00f0ur ekki upp \u00e1 \u00feann m\u00f6guleika a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 tengt \u00ed gegnum neti\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var endalaust dram a\u00f0 f\u00e1 almennilega mynd \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 bjuggum \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i, fyrir utan \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst pl\u00fasinn mj\u00f6g \u00fe\u00e6gilegur kostur svo \u00fea\u00f0 var\u00f0 ekkert af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g skipti um fyrirt\u00e6ki. \u00dea\u00f0 voru mist\u00f6k.<\/p>\n

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\u00cd g\u00e6r komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r til mikils l\u00e9ttis a\u00f0 n\u00fa er v\u00edst h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 posa\u00fej\u00f3nustu hj\u00e1 OgVodafone. Fr\u00e1 og me\u00f0 m\u00e1nudeginum mun mitt fyrirt\u00e6ki \u00fev\u00ed alfari\u00f0 og endanlega segja skili\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Satan og hans \u00fej\u00f3nustuver. Posarugli\u00f0<\/a> hef\u00f0i \u00fat af fyrir sig alveg duga\u00f0 m\u00e9r til a\u00f0 endursko\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 heimili\u00f0 hj\u00e1 S\u00edmanum \u00e1fram en \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld t\u00f3ks \u00feessu endemis fyrirt\u00e6ki a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta einu korni enn \u00e1 k\u00fafinn ofan \u00e1 m\u00e6linum.<\/p>\n

Svo bar til um \u00feessar mundir a\u00f0 \u00f6rverpi\u00f0 (sem telst n\u00fa reyndar l\u00f6gformlega myndugt) ba\u00f0 mig a\u00f0 koma heim me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna af \u00fev\u00ed hann \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 netinu. Sem \u00e9g og ger\u00f0i. Nema hva\u00f0; okkur t\u00f3kst ekki a\u00f0 tengjast netinu. \u00c9g hringdi \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3nustuver Satans og var n\u00famer 7 \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0inni (sem er reyndar g\u00f3\u00f0 tilbreyting fr\u00e1 35.) Samskipti m\u00edn vi\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3na Satans voru \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0:
\nS\u00edmastr\u00e1kur: Neeei, \u00fe\u00fa ert ekki me\u00f0 neina ADSL tengingu.<\/em>
\nEva: J\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtiur a\u00f0 vera. \u00c9g var me\u00f0 alla \u00fej\u00f3nustu hj\u00e1 ykkur \u00feegar \u00e9g bj\u00f3 \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i, \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur, og \u00feegar \u00e9g flutti var \u00fej\u00f3nustan f\u00e6r\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00fdja heimili\u00f0. \u00c9g hef ekki \u00feurft a\u00f0 nota neti\u00f0 fyrr og hef reyndar ekkert sett r\u00e1terinn \u00ed samband en s\u00edminn virkar alveg og \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki betur en a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi greitt fyrir allt drasli\u00f0.<\/em>
\nS\u00edmastr\u00e1kur: \u00c9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 s\u00edminn hefur veri\u00f0 fluttur \u00ed byrjun \u00e1g\u00fast en ekki ADSL-i\u00f0.<\/em>
\nS\u00edmastr\u00e1kur gefur Evu samband vi\u00f0 s\u00edmastelpu og Eva \u00feylur s\u00f6guna.
\nS\u00edmastelpa: J\u00faj\u00fa, \u00fe\u00fa ert me\u00f0 ADSL hj\u00e1 okkur.<\/em>
\nEva: Drottinn minn d\u00fdri, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki fyrir \u00f3brj\u00e1la\u00f0 f\u00f3lk a\u00f0 eiga samskipti vi\u00f0 ykkur. \u00de\u00fa segir a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 me\u00f0 tengingu hj\u00e1 ykkur en t\u00e6knima\u00f0urinn fullyr\u00f0ir a\u00f0 svo s\u00e9 ekki. Hvernig \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 vita hvort ykkar hefur r\u00e9tt fyrir s\u00e9r?<\/em>
\nS\u00edmastelpa setur m\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00ed nefnd.<\/p>\n

Um s\u00ed\u00f0ir kemur \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 enda \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hafi be\u00f0i\u00f0 um flutning \u00e1 allri \u00fej\u00f3nustu<\/strong> og s\u00e9rstaklega hamra\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed or\u00f0alagi, var a\u00f0eins s\u00edminn fluttur en ekki \u00f6nnur \u00fej\u00f3nusta.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g held \u00e9g \u00feurfi ekkert a\u00f0 hugsa mig um lengur. S\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ri\u00f0 hefur \u00fea\u00f0 satan\u00edska fyrirt\u00e6ki S\u00edminn veri\u00f0 helsti ruglvaldur tilveru minnar. (J\u00e1, \u00e9g lifi afskaplega \u00fe\u00e6gilegu l\u00edfi enda b\u00fain a\u00f0 losa mig vi\u00f0 alla alk\u00f3h\u00f3lista og a\u00f0ra kv\u00ed\u00f0ahn\u00fatsmyndandi f\u00e1vita.) Sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 n\u00e6st \u00e1g\u00e6tlega \u00ed M\u00e1vahl\u00ed\u00f0inni og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g dau\u00f0sj\u00e1i eftir pl\u00fasnum held \u00e9g svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 l\u00edtil f\u00f3rn fyrir ruglfr\u00edtt l\u00edf.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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