{"id":720,"date":"2003-06-20T15:25:29","date_gmt":"2003-06-20T15:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/?p=720"},"modified":"2018-09-18T11:45:29","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T11:45:29","slug":"tharf-eg-limagraedslu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/tharf-eg-limagraedslu\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dearf \u00e9g lim\u00e1gr\u00e6\u00f0slu?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2003\/06\/penis.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1040\" src=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2003\/06\/penis.jpeg\" alt=\"penis\" width=\"270\" height=\"187\" \/><\/a>\u00c9g var r\u00e9tt \u00ed \u00feessu a\u00f0 opna t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stinn minn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i ekki liti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00ed 3 daga. \u00cd p\u00f3sth\u00f3lfinu vor 15 skilabo\u00f0, \u00f6ll fr\u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6ki sem s\u00ed\u00f0ustu vikur hefur oft \u00e1 dag sent m\u00e9r br\u00e9f \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi kost \u00e1 a\u00f0 kaupa eitthvert t\u00f6fralyf sem st\u00e6kkar typpi og eykur stinningu. \u00c9g hef aldrei svara\u00f0 sl\u00edkum p\u00f3sti heldur eytt honum jafn \u00f3\u00f0um enda hef \u00e9g ekki typpi (hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 typpi sem \u00e9g vil l\u00e1ta st\u00e6kka) og \u00feekki engan og hef aldrei \u00feekkt neinn sem m\u00e9r finnst \u00feurfa \u00e1 sl\u00edku t\u00f6fraefni a\u00f0 halda.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g skil ekki almennilega hvers vegna umr\u00e6tt fyrirt\u00e6ki leggur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 starfsf\u00f3lk sitt a\u00f0 senda s\u00f6mu manneskjunni og \u00fea\u00f0 konu, \u00feessa augl\u00fdsingu oft \u00e1 dag. Getur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 einhver \u00e1 vegum fyrirt\u00e6kisins hafi s\u00e9\u00f0 mig \u00ed sundlaugunum og \u00e1lykta\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 karlma\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00f3venju sm\u00e1an lim? Reyndar vir\u00f0ist \u00feetta fyrirt\u00e6ki hafa \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0i a\u00f0 st\u00e6kka \u00f6ll typpi \u00ed heiminum \u00fev\u00ed kunningi minn sem er \u00f3venju tr\u00f6llslega vaxinn ni\u00f0ur, f\u00e6r einnig p\u00f3st fr\u00e1 \u00feessu fyrirt\u00e6ki. F\u00e6r kannski allt f\u00f3lk \u00ed heiminum t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st fr\u00e1 \u00feessu fyrirt\u00e6ki oft \u00e1 dag? Hvers vegna oft \u00e1 dag? Til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feessi eini ma\u00f0ur af hverjum 1000.0000 sem er me\u00f0 of l\u00edtinn lim til a\u00f0 gagnast konu vandr\u00e6\u00f0alaust n\u00e1i aldrei a\u00f0 festa hugann vi\u00f0 neitt anna\u00f0? E\u00f0a til \u00feess a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra hina 999.999 um a\u00f0 st\u00e6r\u00f0 limsins r\u00e1\u00f0i \u00farslitum um \u00fea\u00f0 hversu g\u00f3\u00f0ir elskhugar \u00feeir s\u00e9u og um vins\u00e6ldir \u00feeirra og velgengni \u00ed l\u00edfinu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er satt a\u00f0 segja or\u00f0in hundlei\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessum augl\u00fdsingum sem er s\u00edfellt veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 smygla inn \u00e1 mig. \u00c6tli eina lei\u00f0in til a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00e9 s\u00fa a\u00f0 fara \u00ed lim\u00e1gr\u00e6\u00f0slua\u00f0ger\u00f0 og senda fyrirt\u00e6kinu vottor\u00f0 um a\u00f0 a\u00f0ger\u00f0in hafi fari\u00f0 fram, \u00e1samt m\u00e1lum \u00e1 vininum? E\u00f0a er til einf\u00f6ld lei\u00f0 til a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 \u00feennan \u00f3f\u00f6gnu\u00f0?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g var r\u00e9tt \u00ed \u00feessu a\u00f0 opna t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stinn minn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i ekki liti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00ed 3 daga. \u00cd p\u00f3sth\u00f3lfinu vor 15 skilabo\u00f0, \u00f6ll fr\u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6ki sem s\u00ed\u00f0ustu vikur hefur oft \u00e1 dag sent m\u00e9r br\u00e9f \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 \u00e9g &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/tharf-eg-limagraedslu\/\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1040,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[219],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar","tag-asnar"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u00dearf \u00e9g lim\u00e1gr\u00e6\u00f0slu? 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