Alveg finnst m\u00e9r hann \u00de\u00f3rhallur mi\u00f0ill st\u00f3rkostlegur. Stundum er engu l\u00edkara en a\u00f0 skilabo\u00f0in a\u00f0 handan s\u00e9u \u00e6tlu\u00f0 m\u00e9r pers\u00f3nulega.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00e1 t.d. systur sem \u00e1tti einu sinni bl\u00e1an p\u00e1fagauk. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed sta\u00f0i\u00f0 m\u00e9r miklu n\u00e6r a\u00f0 taka til m\u00edn skilabo\u00f0in fr\u00e1 draugnum me\u00f0 bl\u00e1a p\u00e1fagaukinn en konunni sem sem kanna\u00f0ist bara vi\u00f0 hv\u00edtan p\u00e1fagauk \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi. \u00de\u00f3 a\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 bl\u00e1tt \u00ed honum l\u00edka. S\u00e1 p\u00e1fagaukur sem \u00e9g kannast vi\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00f3 allavega almennilega bl\u00e1r. Og m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn heitir sko l\u00edka Krist\u00edn a\u00f0 seinna nafni, eins og m\u00f3\u00f0ir konunnar sem t\u00f3k skilabo\u00f0in til s\u00edn (\u00fea\u00f0 nafn er reyndar aldrei nota\u00f0 en m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn heitir \u00fev\u00ed n\u00fa samt) og er stundum lasin! \u00deannig a\u00f0 draugurinn me\u00f0 bl\u00e1a p\u00e1fagaukinn sem vildi koma \u00feeim skilabo\u00f0um \u00e1lei\u00f0is a\u00f0 Krist\u00edn v\u00e6ri stundum lasin, hefur auglj\u00f3slega \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ur m\u00edna.<\/p>\n
E\u00f0a Siggi sem haf\u00f0i \u00e1hyggjur af vetrardekkjunum. Hann hefur n\u00fa sennilega veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 vonast til a\u00f0 \u00e9g yr\u00f0i \u00ed salnum. \u00c9g \u00e1tti nefnilega fr\u00e6nda sem h\u00e9t Siggi og er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00f3tr\u00faleg tilviljun a\u00f0 hann skuli koma fram, einmitt \u00ed s\u00f6mu viku og \u00e9g er farin a\u00f0 hafa verulegar \u00e1hyggjur af vetrardekkjunum. Konan sem t\u00f3k \u00feetta til s\u00edn var \u00feegar b\u00fain a\u00f0 koma s\u00ednum b\u00edl \u00e1 vetrardekk og l\u00edklega hefur Siggi vita\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, svo ekki skil \u00e9g hva\u00f0 hann var a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a d\u00fdrm\u00e6tum t\u00edma \u00ed a\u00f0 benda henni \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00feetta. Auk \u00feess lag\u00f0i hann s\u00e9rstaka \u00e1herslu \u00e1 „eitt dekk“ og \u00fea\u00f0 vill n\u00fa svo til a\u00f0 eitt af m\u00ednum dekkjum er me\u00f0 gamaldags sl\u00f6ngu, svo \u00feetta passar allt pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega vi\u00f0 mig. \u00deessi sami Siggi sag\u00f0i konunni a\u00f0 h\u00fan nota\u00f0i b\u00edlinn of miki\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan \u00e6ki stundum stuttar vegalengdir sem vel v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 ganga. V\u00e1! hvernig gat draugur vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 \u00feetta einmitt til? E\u00f0a sherr\u00fd-drykkjan. Konan sag\u00f0ist a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekki drekka sherr\u00fd, heldur hv\u00edtv\u00edn en \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00e1 ekki tegundin sem skipti m\u00e1li, \u00fea\u00f0 sem draugurinn \u00e1tti vi\u00f0 var meira svona „d\u00f6muleg drykkja“. Sherr\u00fd er „d\u00f6mulegt“ og hv\u00edtv\u00edn l\u00edka. \u00c9g er reyndar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Siggi bara veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um sivilisera\u00f0a drykkju almennt og \u00fear sem \u00e9g er l\u00edtil drykkjukona, g\u00e6ti hann hafa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 foreldrar hans eftirlifandi eru frekar f\u00ednt f\u00f3lk sem drekkur kon\u00edak og l\u00edkj\u00f6ra fremur en vodka og annan rudda. Einnig g\u00e6ti hann hafa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 drykkju almennt og \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 vara mig vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leggja lag mitt vi\u00f0 alk\u00f3h\u00f3lista. Og \u00feetta me\u00f0 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 (draugurinn var nefnilega svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um h\u00f3tel, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00fa fremur \u00f3lj\u00f3st um hva\u00f0 m\u00e1li\u00f0 snerist) -\u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00fa alveg met, haldi\u00f0i a\u00f0 hann Siggi fr\u00e6ndi minn hafi ekki einmitt skili\u00f0 veski\u00f0 sitt eftir \u00e1 h\u00f3telherbergi, kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 sem hann d\u00f3! \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki betur en a\u00f0 skilabo\u00f0in fr\u00e1 honum Sigga eigi bara miklu betur vi\u00f0 mig en systurnar sem t\u00f3ku \u00feau til s\u00edn.<\/p>\n
Svo kom l\u00edka fram draugur sem klifa\u00f0i \u00e1 nafninu J\u00f3na. Fyrst h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 draugurinn v\u00e6ri kona sem h\u00e9ti J\u00f3na en \u00feegar fullor\u00f0in kona gaf sig fram var\u00f0 m\u00e9r lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 draugurinn vildi tala vi\u00f0 J\u00f3nu. \u00de\u00f3rhallur spur\u00f0i hana hvort h\u00fan \u00e6tti mann \u00e1 l\u00edfi og andartak h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 draugurinn \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja hana fyrir skilabo\u00f0 til eignmanns J\u00f3nu. S\u00e1 reyndist hins vegar l\u00e1tinn og var m\u00e6ttur \u00fearna eigin pers\u00f3nu. J\u00fa hann haf\u00f0i v\u00edst veri\u00f0 veikur \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann d\u00f3. Er \u00feetta ekki alveg fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt? Og j\u00fa, h\u00fan kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 hring. H\u00fan kanna\u00f0ist l\u00edka vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i alltaf veri\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 s\u00e9rstakt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00feau h\u00e9ldust \u00ed hendur og einnig a\u00f0 h\u00e1r mannsins hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feynnast. Eftir \u00e1ratuga langt hj\u00f3naband finnst m\u00e9r n\u00fa frekar slappt af eiginmanni a\u00f0 geta ekki rifja\u00f0 upp neitt s\u00e9rt\u00e6kara en hring og handaband og hva\u00f0 h\u00e1ri\u00f0 var\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00e1 er hreint ekki sjaldg\u00e6ft a\u00f0 \u00edslenskir karlmenn byrji a\u00f0 missa h\u00e1r um \u00fer\u00edtugt. En kannski var draugurinn me\u00f0 alsheimer og mundi ekkert merkilegra. Allavega r\u00e6ddi hann heilmiki\u00f0 um p\u00edan\u00f3 sem konan hans kanna\u00f0ist bara ekkert vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00cd alv\u00f6ru tala\u00f0, hva\u00f0 eru framli\u00f0nir a\u00f0 p\u00e6la? \u00deeir f\u00e1 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 sambandi vi\u00f0 okkur \u00ed 2-3 m\u00edn\u00fatur og \u00feann t\u00edma n\u00fdta \u00feeir til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u \u00f3gurlega \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ir me\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feetta t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri, bi\u00f0ja a\u00f0 heilsa og koma svo \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri uppl\u00fdsingum, sem eru svo almennar a\u00f0 n\u00e1nast hver sem er getur geti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r til s\u00edn. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekki s\u00e9rlega skynsamleg n\u00fdting \u00e1 t\u00edmanum. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf enga yfirn\u00e1tt\u00faru til a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 t\u00edmab\u00e6rt a\u00f0 huga a\u00f0 vetrardekkjum e\u00f0a a\u00f0 einhverssta\u00f0ar \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldu minni e\u00f0a vinah\u00f3pi s\u00e9 einhver Krist\u00edn sem \u00feyrfti kannski a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja l\u00e6kni og einhver sem eigi \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 brag\u00f0a \u00e1fengi og\/e\u00f0a nota b\u00edlinn meira en nau\u00f0syn krefur. \u00dea\u00f0 getur varla veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta f\u00f3lk sem m\u00e6tir til hans \u00de\u00f3rhalls eigi ekki vi\u00f0 nein merkilegri m\u00e1l a\u00f0 gl\u00edma og \u00e9g skil bara ekkert \u00ed draugunum a\u00f0 finna s\u00e9r ekki eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ar til a\u00f0 tala um. Ef \u00e9g \u00e6tti \u00e1stvini \u00ed \u00fatl\u00f6ndum sem hef\u00f0u takmarka\u00f0an a\u00f0gang a\u00f0 s\u00edma, myndi \u00e9g aldrei nota s\u00edmann fyrir svona kjaft\u00e6\u00f0i. \u00c9g myndi frekar nota t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 sinna raunverulegum erindum. Eins ef \u00e9g fengi \u00f3v\u00e6nt t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 hana \u00f6mmu m\u00edna s\u00e1lugu. \u00c9g myndi \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega ekki au\u00f0kenna mig me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segjast vera lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0 og me\u00f0 hring, \u00fear sem sl\u00edk l\u00fdsing g\u00e6ti \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 60% allra \u00edslenskra kvenna. Nei, ef \u00e9g \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra hana um \u00fea\u00f0 hver \u00e9g v\u00e6ri, \u00e6tli \u00e9g myndi ekki frekar rifja upp eitthva\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 upplif\u00f0um saman sem var s\u00e9rstakt og sem f\u00e1ir vissu um. \u00c9g myndi heldur ekki verja \u00feeim stutta t\u00edma sem \u00e9g fengi, til a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a lasleika \u00e6ttingja hennar e\u00f0a anna\u00f0 jafn almennt, heldur myndi \u00e9g segja henni fr\u00e9ttir af m\u00e9r og fj\u00f6lskyldunni og ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i einhverja inns\u00fdn \u00ed hennar tilveru og g\u00e6ti vara\u00f0 hana vi\u00f0 e\u00f0a gefi\u00f0 henni r\u00e1\u00f0, myndi \u00e9g ekki r\u00e6\u00f0a vetrardekk heldur benda henni \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 sem l\u00edkur v\u00e6ru \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan hef\u00f0i ekki \u00e1tta\u00f0 sig \u00e1 sj\u00e1lf. Hygg \u00e9g og a\u00f0 ef amma v\u00e6ri \u00ed einhverri a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 hafa samband vi\u00f0 mig, myndi h\u00fan n\u00fdta \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a hluti sem f\u00e1ir vita og vara mig vi\u00f0 hlutum sem \u00e9g get ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 fyrir. H\u00fan myndi kannski au\u00f0kenna sig me\u00f0 hundunum sem fylgdu henni \u00f6ll \u00feau \u00e1r sem \u00e9g man eftir henni en h\u00fan hef\u00f0i \u00f6rugglega ekki m\u00f6rg or\u00f0 um fjarskyldan p\u00e1fagauk. H\u00fan myndi r\u00e6\u00f0a um sj\u00e1lfa sig e\u00f0a starf mitt, fj\u00f6lskyldu og \u00e1hugam\u00e1l en \u00f6rugglega ekki p\u00edan\u00f3 sem aldrei hefur veri\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00ednu heimili e\u00f0a hennar.<\/p>\n
\u00dat fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed litla sem \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 skyggnil\u00fdsingum \u00de\u00f3rhalls, vir\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0 vera fremur \u00fe\u00e6gileg vinna a\u00f0 vera sj\u00f3nvarpsmi\u00f0ill. Skilabo\u00f0 drauganna eru svo almenn a\u00f0 ef svo \u00f3l\u00edklega fer a\u00f0 enginn \u00feeirra hafi samband, \u00fe\u00e1 er l\u00edti\u00f0 m\u00e1l a\u00f0 sk\u00e1lda eitthva\u00f0 upp. Ekki svo a\u00f0 skilja a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 eigna \u00de\u00f3rhalli svo \u00f3d\u00fdr trix, allsekki. \u00c9g var meira a\u00f0 hugsa um hvernig \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf, sem hef ekki snefil af skyggnig\u00e1fu, g\u00e6ti redda\u00f0 m\u00e9r ef \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0 einhvernt\u00edma a\u00f0 n\u00fdta leiklistarg\u00e1fu m\u00edna til a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00ed draugabransann og lendi \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um. Veit annars nokkur hvort mi\u00f0ilsstarfi\u00f0 er \u00feokkalega launa\u00f0? E\u00f0a hvernig laun mi\u00f0la eru skr\u00e1\u00f0 \u00e1 skattask\u00fdrslu? \u00c9g b\u00fdst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 einhver hneykslist \u00e1 \u00feessum vangaveltum m\u00ednum. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feykir v\u00edst ekki merkilegt a\u00f0 vera svikami\u00f0ill. En hva\u00f0a m\u00e1li skiptir \u00fea\u00f0 svosem \u00feegar skilabo\u00f0in fr\u00e1 andaheiminum eru ekki merkilegri en raun ber vitni? Tilgangurinn er fyrst og fremst s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hughreysta eftirlifendur og \u00e9g garantera a\u00f0 sk\u00e1ldskaparg\u00e1fa m\u00edn dyg\u00f0i miklu betur til \u00feess en sannleikurinn \u00ed L\u00edfsauga \u00de\u00f3rhalls.<\/p>\n
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