\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa \u00a0\u201c\u00fearft\u201c a\u00f0 kaupa 32 j\u00f3lagjafir fyrir utan \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 gefa b\u00f6rnum og maka\u00a0og s\u00e9r\u00f0 ekkert sem \u00fe\u00e9r finnst koma til greina undir 2000 kr.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa kaupir 32 gjafir sem \u00fe\u00e9r finnst \u00f3l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 ver\u00f0i nokkurnt\u00edma nota\u00f0ar, \u00e1tt ekki pening fyrir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tla\u00f0ir a\u00f0 gefa \u00fe\u00ednum eigin b\u00f6rnum og finnst r\u00f6kr\u00e9tta lausnin vera s\u00fa a\u00f0 h\u00e6kka yfirdr\u00e1ttarheimildina.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa fer\u00f0 me\u00f0 gjafir handa fr\u00e6ndf\u00f3lkinu \u00ed \u00fatl\u00f6ndum \u00ed p\u00f3st og sendingarkostna\u00f0urinn er r\u00famar 3000 kr en \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 tilkynna a\u00f0 a\u00f0eins b\u00f6rnin og makinn f\u00e1i j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r, kaupir\u00f0u s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti \u00e1 p\u00f3sth\u00fasinu til a\u00f0 fylla upp \u00ed allan kassann.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa pakkar inn 15. gj\u00f6finni og \u00fea\u00f0 rennur upp fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 n\u00fdi ma\u00f0urinn hennar systur \u00feinnar \u00e1 b\u00f6rn fr\u00e1 fyrra sambandi sem ver\u00f0a me\u00f0 \u00feeim um j\u00f3lin. \u00de\u00fa hefur aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feessi b\u00f6rn en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gera upp \u00e1 milli systkina svo \u00fe\u00fa brunar \u00ed Kringluna og kaupir tv\u00e6r gjafir \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa nefnir j\u00f3lablankheitin \u00e1 kaffistofunni\u00a0og vinnuf\u00e9lagarnir kannast allir vi\u00f0 vandam\u00e1li\u00f0, sem er kl\u00e1rlega \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 desemberuppb\u00f3tin er ekki n\u00f3gu h\u00e1. Eftir stendur vandam\u00e1li\u00f0; \u00e9g veit ekki hvernig \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00feessu, en\u00a0\u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 einhver stingi upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessu rugli, koma hugmyndir \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n
– Ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 bara a\u00f0 gefa eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3d\u00fdrt (einmitt, \u00fe\u00fa haf\u00f0ir bara ekki gert \u00fe\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed, fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 einhver skuli hafa fengi\u00f0 \u00feessa glimrandi hugmynd.)
\n– \u00dea\u00f0 er best a\u00f0 kaupa j\u00f3lagjafirnar \u00e1 jan\u00faar\u00fats\u00f6lunum (akk\u00farat s\u00e1 t\u00edmi \u00e1rsins sem \u00fe\u00fa ve\u00f0ur \u00ed peningum.)
\n– Flestum finnst skemmtilegast a\u00f0 f\u00e1 heimatilb\u00fanar gjafir (j\u00e1 og l\u00e1glaunamanneskja hefur ekkert \u00fearfara a\u00f0 gera en a\u00f0 verja 50 -100 klst \u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00faa til j\u00f3lagjafir, auk \u00feess sem er \u00f3d\u00fdrara a\u00f0 kaupa fj\u00f6ldaframleitt drasl en efni \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0ar gjafir. E\u00f0a \u00e1ttu kannski a\u00f0 f\u00f6ndra eitthva\u00f0 \u00far kl\u00f3settr\u00fallum?)<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa semur vi\u00f0 vinkonu \u00fe\u00edna um a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 h\u00e6tti\u00f0 a\u00f0 skiptast \u00e1 j\u00f3lagj\u00f6fum en kl 5 \u00e1 a\u00f0fangadag birtist h\u00fan sk\u00e6lbrosandi me\u00f0 gj\u00f6f og heldur \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 ekki j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f heldur \u201ebara sm\u00e1r\u00e6\u00f0i svona til gamans.\u201c \u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa nefnir \u00feetta vi\u00f0 kunningjana og spyr\u00f0 hvernig eigi a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0 svona svindli f\u00e6r\u00f0u g\u00f3\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n
– \u00dea\u00f0 er sni\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 kaupa nokkra konfektkassa og pakka \u00feeim inn. Svo ef mann vantar gj\u00f6f \u00ed hvelli er pakkinn tilb\u00fainn og ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf bara a\u00f0 smella merkispjaldi \u00e1 hann. (Fr\u00e1b\u00e6r hugmynd, \u00a0l\u00e1glaunaf\u00f3lk sem er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 klippa \u00e1 \u00feessa hef\u00f0, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan veldur \u00fev\u00ed meiri kv\u00ed\u00f0a en \u00e1n\u00e6gju, b\u00e6tir bara tuttugu\u00fe\u00fasundkalli vi\u00f0 j\u00f3la\u00fatgj\u00f6ldin til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 a\u00f0rir vir\u00f0i ekki samkomulag.)<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa ert a\u00f0 taka til \u00ed geymslunni og finnur 5 b\u00e6kur og 3 geisladiska sem \u00fei\u00f0 fengu\u00f0 \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f \u00ed hittifyrra en gleymdist a\u00f0 skipta og \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1ttar \u00feig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hefur heldur aldrei nota\u00f0 bl\u00e1a bolinn og spaghett\u00fdskammtam\u00e6linn sem \u00fe\u00fa f\u00e9kkst \u00ed fyrra.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar krakkarnir \u00fe\u00ednir fara \u00e1 tomb\u00f3lu og koma heim me\u00f0 kertastjakann sem \u00fe\u00fa bj\u00f3st til \u00e1 glerlistan\u00e1mskei\u00f0inu og gafst m\u00e1gkonu \u00feinni \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar fj\u00f6lskyldan samm\u00e6list um a\u00f0 gefa bara sm\u00e1gjafir \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0 og \u00fe\u00fa gefur systkinum \u00fe\u00ednum salt og piparstauka \u00far Tiger en\u00a0f\u00e6r\u00f0 8000 kr\u00f3na b\u00f3k fr\u00e1 br\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00ednum og m\u00e1gkonu. \u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1sakar \u00feau um a\u00f0 hafa svindla\u00f0, finnst \u00feeim vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0, a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa haldir a\u00f0 \u00feau hafi ekki efni \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera grand.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar vinkonurnar eru samm\u00e1la um a\u00f0 skiptast \u00e1 sm\u00e1gj\u00f6fum en finnst mj\u00f6g fyndi\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa segir heim a\u00f0 \u00feig vanti heklun\u00e1l, d\u00f3sahn\u00edf og ryksugupoka. \u00de\u00fa f\u00e6r\u00f0 \u00edssk\u00e1pasegul fr\u00e1 \u00feeirri einu sem vir\u00f0ir regluna um sm\u00e1gjafir og skrautmuni sem passa engan veginn vi\u00f0 heimili \u00feitt fr\u00e1 hinum. \u00deann 27. desember ey\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00fa svo \u00a0andvir\u00f0i leikh\u00fassmi\u00f0a \u00ed ryksugupoka og d\u00f3sahn\u00edf.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa segir f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 ef \u00fea\u00f0 vilji endilega gefa \u00fe\u00e9r eitthva\u00f0, komi s\u00e9r best a\u00f0 f\u00e1 neysluv\u00f6ru, t.d. kaffi e\u00f0a s\u00e1pu. \u00deeir sem taka \u00feig \u00e1 or\u00f0inu geta ekki hugsa\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 gefa \u00fe\u00e9r einn kaffipakka heldur kemur m\u00f6rg\u00fe\u00fasundkr\u00f3na ostakarfa e\u00f0a ba\u00f0s\u00e1pa \u00ed fokd\u00fdrum gjafapakkningum.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er samt ekki fyrr en \u00fe\u00fa vinnur \u00ed happdr\u00e6tti og getur loksins leyft \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa j\u00f3lagjafirnar \u00ed d\u00fdrari b\u00fa\u00f0um en Tiger sem fyrstaheimsvandam\u00e1lin ver\u00f0a verulega erfi\u00f0.\u00a0\u00de\u00fa \u00e1ttar \u00feig nefnilega \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 peningar leysa ekki fyrstaheimsvandam\u00e1l. \u00de\u00fa veist enn\u00fe\u00e1 ekkert hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt a\u00f0 gefa f\u00f3lkinu \u00fe\u00ednu, \u00fev\u00ed allir sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00feekkir eiga allt nema einka\u00feotur. Nema n\u00e1tt\u00farulega Birna vinkona \u00fe\u00edn. H\u00fan \u00e1 eiginlega ekkert en sta\u00f0h\u00e6fir samt a\u00f0 sig vanti ekkert nema ryksugupoka og heklun\u00e1l. \u00de\u00fa getur ekki hugsa\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 gefa henni ryksugupoka svo \u00fe\u00fa kaupir handa henni b\u00f3k. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu voru\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 b\u00fanar a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 fara ekki yfir 2000 kallinn en \u00feegar allt kemur til alls er h\u00fan Birna svo yndisleg vinkona og \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 svo innilega skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 almennilega j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f. \u00de\u00fa f\u00e6rir henni almennilega gj\u00f6f og ver\u00f0ur alveg steinhissa \u00feegar h\u00fan kemur svo til \u00fe\u00edn nokkrum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00f0ar me\u00f0 \u00ferefalt d\u00fdrari afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f en h\u00fan hefur efni \u00e1.<\/p>\n
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\u00de\u00fa veist a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 fyrstaheimsvandam\u00e1l a\u00f0 etja: \u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa \u00a0\u201c\u00fearft\u201c a\u00f0 kaupa 32 j\u00f3lagjafir fyrir utan \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 gefa b\u00f6rnum og maka\u00a0og s\u00e9r\u00f0 ekkert sem \u00fe\u00e9r finnst koma til greina undir 2000 kr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pistlar"],"yoast_head":"\n