Um daginn tala\u00f0i \u00e9g vi\u00f0 konu sem er svo hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 \u00e1hrif neikv\u00e6\u00f0ra hugsana og tilfinninga a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00feorir varla a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 fr\u00e9ttirnar. \u00dea\u00f0 er sko svona rosalega \u00f6flugt \u00feetta a\u00f0dr\u00e1ttarl\u00f6gm\u00e1l a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur bara s\u00edkr\u00edtar til s\u00edn \u00f3g\u00e6fu ef ma\u00f0ur horfist \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0 og a\u00f0rar \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegar sta\u00f0reyndir. \u00c9g velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hva\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 gera ef h\u00fan kemur \u00e1 slyssta\u00f0. \u00deakka ‘the Universe’ fyrir a\u00f0 allir \u00ed b\u00e1\u00f0um b\u00edlunum s\u00e9u heilir \u00e1 h\u00fafi og aka burt \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 athuga m\u00e1li\u00f0, svona til a\u00f0 la\u00f0a ekki a\u00f0 s\u00e9r fleiri slys?<\/p>\n
Elskan. Vondar tilfinningar eru eins og tr\u00fabo\u00f0ar. \u00de\u00e6r banka upp \u00e1 \u00ed \u00feeim tilgangi a\u00f0 fylla hausinn \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r af kjaft\u00e6\u00f0i og \u00fea\u00f0 er alger \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00feeim inn. En ef h\u00fasv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn \u00ed blokkinni \u00feinn er morm\u00f3ni e\u00f0a vottur Jeh\u00f3va, \u00fe\u00e1 felur \u00fe\u00fa \u00feig ekkert \u00feegar hann bankar upp \u00e1. \u00de\u00fa fer\u00f0 til dyra og athugar hva\u00f0 hann vill \u00fe\u00e9r. Sennilega er hann bara kominn til a\u00f0 gera \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0vart um eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00fearft a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0. Bi\u00f0ja \u00feig a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed a\u00f0 hreinsa l\u00f3\u00f0ina e\u00f0a segja \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun ver\u00f0i skr\u00fafa\u00f0 fyrir vatni\u00f0 vegna vi\u00f0ger\u00f0a.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er engin skynsemi \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hundsa neikv\u00e6\u00f0ar tilfinningar. Hlutverk \u00feeirra er eins og hlutverk h\u00fasvar\u00f0arins, a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur til a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0 einhverju sem g\u00e6ti annars komi\u00f0 okkur \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0i e\u00f0a fengi\u00f0 okkur til a\u00f0 taka vondar \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir. Svo \u00feegar neikv\u00e6\u00f0ar hugsanir banka upp \u00e1, far\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 til dyra og hlusta\u00f0u \u00e1 erindi\u00f0. Haf\u00f0u bara hugfast a\u00f0 h\u00fasv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn er me\u00f0 helling af ranghugmyndum og ef tilgangur hans er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 segja \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 heimsendir s\u00e9 a\u00f0 n\u00e1lgast og \u00fe\u00fa getir reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara til helv\u00edtis nema \u00fe\u00fa breytir kynheg\u00f0un \u00feinni e\u00f0a t\u00f3nlistarsmekk, ekki \u00fe\u00e1 bj\u00f3\u00f0a honum inn.<\/p>\n
Neikv\u00e6\u00f0ar hugsanir eru ekki h\u00e6ttulegar nema ma\u00f0ur leyfi \u00feeim a\u00f0 koma inn ranghugmyndum hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r. Hva\u00f0 vill \u00feessi tilfininning \u00fe\u00e9r? \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sem skiptir m\u00e1li. Ef tilfinningin segir \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt feitabolla eru \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 gagnleg skilabo\u00f0 e\u00f0a bara einhver \u00fev\u00e6la? Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert sannarlega feitabolla, seg\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1\u00a0takk fyrir a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig vita<\/em>, og ger\u00f0u svo eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. Ekki neita a\u00f0 opna bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skilabo\u00f0in eru \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gileg. \u00de\u00fa \u00fearft ekkert a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a feitunni \u00ed kaffi og l\u00e1ta hana ey\u00f0ileggja fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r daginn, skilabo\u00f0in eru komin til \u00fe\u00edn og h\u00fasv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn \u00e6tlar hvort sem ekkert a\u00f0 leysa verkefni\u00f0 fyrir \u00feig, hann \u00e1 bara a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00feig vita.<\/p>\n En hva\u00f0 ef \u00fe\u00fa ert alls engin feitabolla en feitan bankar samt upp \u00e1? N\u00fa \u00fe\u00e1 er h\u00fasv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn kominn \u00fat fyrir starfsvi\u00f0 sitt. Ef h\u00fasv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn kemur til a\u00f0 segja \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 heimsendir s\u00e9 \u00ed n\u00e1nd og \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til helv\u00edtis, \u00e6tlar\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a honum inn? Ef ekki, seg\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 feitunni, lj\u00f3tunni, bl\u00f6nkunni e\u00f0a hver svo sem b\u00f6ggarinn er, a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir ekki \u00e1huga. Loka\u00f0u svo dyrunum og tala\u00f0u vi\u00f0 einhvern skemmtilegri.<\/p>\n Og ef ska\u00f0inn er ske\u00f0ur, ef \u00fe\u00fa ert b\u00fainn a\u00f0 hleypa heimsendaf\u00f3lkinu svo oft inn a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 ganga inn \u00f3bo\u00f0i\u00f0 e\u00f0a setja f\u00f3tinn milli stafs og hur\u00f0ar \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 af\u00feakka heims\u00f3knina, \u00fe\u00e1 getur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feurfir a\u00f0 reka \u00fea\u00f0 burt me\u00f0 har\u00f0ri hendi, \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti jafnvel gengi\u00f0 svo langt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feyrftir a\u00f0 leita hj\u00e1lpar. Oftast, langoftast, virkar \u00fe\u00f3 \u00fea\u00f0 sama \u00e1 neikv\u00e6\u00f0ar hugsanir og \u00e1 tr\u00fabo\u00f0a; a\u00f0 brosa stir\u00f0lega \u00ed kurteisisskyni og segja; nei takk, \u00e9g hef bara engan \u00e1huga \u00e1 hlusta \u00e1 \u00feetta.<\/p>\n Um daginn tala\u00f0i \u00e9g vi\u00f0 konu sem er svo hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 \u00e1hrif neikv\u00e6\u00f0ra hugsana og tilfinninga a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00feorir varla a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 fr\u00e9ttirnar. \u00dea\u00f0 er sko svona rosalega \u00f6flugt \u00feetta a\u00f0dr\u00e1ttarl\u00f6gm\u00e1l a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur bara s\u00edkr\u00edtar til s\u00edn \u00f3g\u00e6fu ef … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa