Sumir vina minna og kunningja tala um \u00fea\u00f0 eins og svik vi\u00f0 heilagan m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 a\u00f0 lesa Moggann. \u00c9g skil reyndar vel \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki kaupa bla\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed ekki vill ma\u00f0ur n\u00fa mylja undir Dav\u00ed\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst hinsvegar bara bj\u00e1nalegt a\u00f0 sni\u00f0ganga netmi\u00f0il.<\/p>\n
\u00cd fyrsta lagi; \u00feekktu \u00f3vin \u00feinn. Ef \u00fea\u00f0 er r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 Mogginn s\u00e9 svona hli\u00f0hollur \u00edhaldinu, \u00fe\u00e1 er full \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a fyrir vinstri menn a\u00f0 lesa hann, nema n\u00e1tt\u00farulega fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem eru s\u00e1ttir vi\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdnislausan v\u00edsd\u00f3msaustur \u00far einni \u00e1tt. V\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 virkilega svo vo\u00f0alega h\u00e6ttulegt a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed ef andst\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn slysa\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 hafa r\u00e9tt fyrir s\u00e9r? V\u00e6ri sl\u00e6mt a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i \u00e1tta\u00f0 sig \u00e1 einhverju sem ma\u00f0ur var ekki me\u00f0vita\u00f0ur um?<\/p>\n
\u00cd \u00f6\u00f0ru lagi; Jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt Mogginn leggi upp laupana \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 vi\u00f0horfin sem hann birtir breytist. Fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0ill er ekkert anna\u00f0 en \u00feeir sem st\u00fdra honum og vinna fyrir hann. \u00de\u00f3tt ritstj\u00f3ri og allir bla\u00f0amenn Moggans missi vinnuna, \u00fe\u00e1 munu \u00feeir ekki h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 sig. \u00dea\u00f0 er hvorki skynsamlegt n\u00e9 gerlegt a\u00f0 skapa gott og r\u00e9ttl\u00e1tt samf\u00e9lag me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feagga ni\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00feeim sem hafa ‘rangar’ sko\u00f0anir.<\/p>\n
Og \u00feessvegna les \u00e9g stundum mbl.is. Ekki \u00e1 hverjum degi samt. Mogginn er nefnilega jafn drullul\u00e9legur og lei\u00f0inlegur og dv og visir.<\/p>\n
Mest lesnu ‘fr\u00e9ttir’ dv.is \u00ed augnablikinu eru \u00feessar:<\/p>\n
1. Br\u00fa\u00f0hj\u00f3nin geislu\u00f0u af gle\u00f0i
\n2. Fr\u00e9ttama\u00f0urinn \u00feykir \u00e1\u00feekkur eftirl\u00fdstum gl\u00e6pamanni
\n3. \u201eD\u00f3“ \u00ed fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00e1 Lady Gaga t\u00f3nleikum
\n4. Vill gefa r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rninni p\u00e1skaegg
\n5. \u00c6skul\u00fd\u00f0sfulltr\u00fai \u00e1 elliheimilinu Grund
\n6. Karlp\u00fangaflokkurinn
\n7. Fj\u00f6r \u00e1 Torfast\u00f6\u00f0um um p\u00e1skana<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 eina af \u00feessu sem vakti \u00e1huga minn var \u00e6skul\u00fd\u00f0sfulltr\u00fainn \u00e1 Grund. Gat veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 ungmenni v\u00e6ru a\u00f0 gera g\u00f3\u00f0a hluti? Nei, \u00feetta var augl\u00fdsing e\u00f0a \u00ed sk\u00e1rsta falli gagnr\u00fdnislaus umfj\u00f6llun um tr\u00fabo\u00f0 \u00d3h\u00e1\u00f0a safna\u00f0arins \u00e1 hj\u00fakrunarheimili.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 n\u00fdjasta \u00e1 visi.is er eftirfarandi:<\/p>\n
-\u00deriggja b\u00edla \u00e1rekstur \u00e1 Hellishei\u00f0i
\n-\u00c1fram ver\u00f0ur hvasst
\n-Bestu kaupin \u00ed sp\u00e6nska boltanum
\n-Iceland Food Centre \u00e1 St\u00f6\u00f0 2
\n-Justin Bieber \u00f3ttast um \u00f6ryggi\u00f0<\/p>\n
\u00c9g nennti ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00feessar fr\u00e9ttir.<\/p>\n
Helst \u00ed fr\u00e9ttum mbl.is<\/p>\n
* N\u00f3ttin r\u00f3leg v\u00ed\u00f0a um land
\n* B\u00faist vi\u00f0 hvi\u00f0um strax \u00ed kv\u00f6ld
\n* Enginn \u00e1 g\u00f6tum \u00fati \u00ed Damaskus
\n* Vara\u00f0 vi\u00f0 stormi \u00e1 p\u00e1skadag
\n* \u00c1 l\u00faxusjeppa me\u00f0 stolin bl\u00f3m<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja.<\/p>\n
Ma\u00f0ur g\u00e6ti haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 einfaldlega ekkert \u00e1hugavert \u00ed fr\u00e9ttum en svo opnar ma\u00f0ur ruv.is og \u00fe\u00e1 blasir \u00feetta vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n
Ekkert a\u00f0 gera hj\u00e1 l\u00f6greglu
\nAndsta\u00f0a Dana vi\u00f0 kjarnorku eykst
\n\u00cdsraeli felldur \u00ed Nablus
\nL\u00edb\u00eda: Segjast h\u00e6ttir \u00ed Misrata
\n\u00c1smundur Einar hverfi af \u00feingi
\nT\u00f3ku leigub\u00edl fr\u00e1 New York til LA
\nSp\u00e1nn: Messi setti markamett
\nV\u00edn: Minnisvar\u00f0i um li\u00f0hlaupa<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er semsagt \u00fdmislegt fr\u00e9ttn\u00e6mt a\u00f0 ske \u00ed heiminum og jafnvel \u00e1 \u00cdslandi eftir allt saman.<\/p>\n
R\u00fav og Smugan eru sennilega einu netmi\u00f0larnir sem er uppf\u00e6r\u00f0ir daglega \u00fear sem ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki beinl\u00ednis a\u00f0 leita til a\u00f0 finna fr\u00e9ttir sem eiga erindi vi\u00f0 almenning. \u00c9g l\u00edt \u00e1 \u00feessa mi\u00f0la samt, les \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g finn af fr\u00e9ttum og st\u00f6ku sinnum sko\u00f0a \u00e9g jafnvel eitthva\u00f0 \u00feessum bleikakl\u00e1mshro\u00f0a sem jafnan er mest lesinn. Ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf nefnilega a\u00f0 \u00feekkja \u00f3vin sinn, hvort sem \u00fea\u00f0 er Mogginn e\u00f0a bleikt.is. \u00c9g les n\u00fa samt Moggann mun oftar en l\u00edfsst\u00edlsfr\u00e9ttir (hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 annars um hi\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6ta or\u00f0 l\u00edferni?) og fr\u00e6gaf\u00f3lkskl\u00e1m. Jamm \u00ed alv\u00f6ru, \u00e9g les Moggann enda \u00fe\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 svo \u00f3smekklegur a\u00f0 birta fr\u00e9tt um a\u00f0\u00a0pales\u00ednska l\u00f6greglan hafi skoti\u00f0 \u00cdsraelsmann \u00ed Nablus,<\/a>\u00a0\u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 taka \u00fea\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 \u00ed hverjum einasta m\u00e1nu\u00f0i r\u00e6\u00f0st \u00edsraelski herinn inn \u00ed Nablus, r\u00edfur f\u00f3lk upp \u00far r\u00famum til a\u00f0 gera ‘h\u00fasleit’ (sem merkir oftast a\u00f0 leggja heimili\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00fast og \u00f3gna l\u00edfi fj\u00f6lskyldunnar) handtekur menn \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 gefa \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u (og margir \u00feeirra eru d\u00e6mdir til margra \u00e1ra fangavistar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 nokkru sinni a\u00f0 vita fyrir hva\u00f0 \u00feeir eru \u00e1k\u00e6r\u00f0ir) og drepur af og til einhvern saklausan borgara, bara svona af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir geta \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n J\u00e1 \u00e9g les \u00feennan s\u00f3\u00f0asnepil, til \u00feess a\u00f0 vita hverju \u00fearf a\u00f0 svara. Mogginn hefur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 fram yfir DV og V\u00edsi a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a manni allavega upp \u00e1 almennilegan \u00f3vin. Fr\u00e9ttir sem \u00feessar hafa nefnilega alvarlegri aflei\u00f0ingar en huglei\u00f0ingar um ‘\u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fdjasta \u00ed naglal\u00f6kkum’ e\u00f0a typpast\u00e6r\u00f0 eftir landakortum. N\u00f3gu alvarlegar til a\u00f0 \u00e9g nenni a\u00f0 lesa \u00fe\u00e6r.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n