{"id":436,"date":"2006-09-03T14:00:11","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T14:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistillinn\/?p=436"},"modified":"2018-09-18T09:07:17","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T09:07:17","slug":"uppklappsarattan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/uppklappsarattan\/","title":{"rendered":"Uppklapps\u00e1r\u00e1ttan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2006\/09\/images.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-908\" src=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2006\/09\/images.jpeg\" alt=\"klapp\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a>\u00cd september 2006 s\u00f3tti \u00e9g galdrar\u00e1\u00f0stefnu \u00e1 Str\u00f6ndum. \u00dea\u00f0 eina \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1nni sem olli m\u00e9r vonbrig\u00f0um voru t\u00f3nleikar me\u00f0 Megasukk.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9r lei\u00f0ist \u00feessi uppklapps\u00e1r\u00e1tta. Uppklapp t\u00e1knar \u00ed m\u00ednum huga eindregna yfirl\u00fdsingu um a\u00f0 listamennirnir hafi fari\u00f0 fram \u00far v\u00e6ntingum. T\u00f3nleikarnir me\u00f0 Megasi og hlj\u00f3msveitinni S\u00fakkat voru ekki uppklappsins vir\u00f0i.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g hef d\u00e1\u00f0 Megas fr\u00e1 9 \u00e1ra aldri og fer ekkert ofan af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er \u00ed h\u00f3pi mestu or\u00f0snillinga \u00edslenskrar b\u00f3kmenntas\u00f6gu. \u00c9g hlakka\u00f0i til t\u00f3nleikanna en var\u00f0 satt a\u00f0 segja fyrir vonbrig\u00f0um.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g bj\u00f3st ekki vi\u00f0 t\u00e6pitungu af h\u00e1lfu Megasar. \u00c9g hef sj\u00e1lf deilt \u00e1 feminismann og f\u00f3rnarlambsv\u00e6\u00f0ingu kven\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar og finnst textar \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u201cvappa\u00f0u inn \u00ed V\u00ed\u00f0ihl\u00ed\u00f0\u201d og \u201cs\u00ed\u00f0b\u00fainn mans\u00f6ngur\u201d eiga fullan r\u00e9tt \u00e1 s\u00e9r, ekkert s\u00ed\u00f0ur en t.d. \u201cplastpokama\u00f0urinn\u201d. \u00dear sem Megas var all \u00fevoglum\u00e6ltur \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld og flutti texta sem \u00e9g hef ekki heyrt fyrr, get \u00e9g ekki fullyrt a\u00f0 kvenfyrirlitingin \u00ed textum hans s\u00e9 komin \u00fat fyrir m\u00edn \u00feolm\u00f6rk, en illa l\u00edka\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0i. \u00c9g vona a\u00f0 m\u00e9r skj\u00e1tlist, \u00fev\u00ed eitt er a\u00f0 deila \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 sem afsaka ves\u00e6ld\u00f3m, \u00e1byrg\u00f0arleysi e\u00f0a hrottaskap me\u00f0 kynfer\u00f0i s\u00ednu (eins og f\u00f3lk af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum \u00e1 til a\u00f0 gera), en allt anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0horfi a\u00f0 kyn f\u00f3lks skeri \u00far um manngildi \u00feess.<\/p>\n<p>Hvort sem \u00e9g hef heyrt r\u00e9tt e\u00f0ur ei, get \u00e9g ekki sagt a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hafi \u00fe\u00f3tt uppklapp vi\u00f0eigandi. \u00deeir m\u00e6ttu klukkut\u00edma of seint \u00e1 svi\u00f0i\u00f0, meistarinn leit \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera \u00ed annarlegu \u00e1standi og flutningurinn var hreinasta h\u00f6rmung. A\u00f0 klappa f\u00f3lk upp eftir sl\u00edka frammist\u00f6\u00f0u er anna\u00f0 hvort merki um firringu, \u00fe.e. a\u00f0 menn skili ekki lengur tilgang klappsins, e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 Megas hefur veri\u00f0 tekinn \u00ed heilagra k\u00faa t\u00f6lu. Og \u00fea\u00f0 er vond me\u00f0fer\u00f0 \u00e1 miklum listamanni.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd september 2006 s\u00f3tti \u00e9g galdrar\u00e1\u00f0stefnu \u00e1 Str\u00f6ndum. \u00dea\u00f0 eina \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1nni sem olli m\u00e9r vonbrig\u00f0um voru t\u00f3nleikar me\u00f0 Megasukk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":908,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12,1],"tags":[821],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-menning-listir-og-fjolmidlar","category-pistlar","tag-megas"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Uppklapps\u00e1r\u00e1ttan - Pistlar Evu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/uppklappsarattan\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Uppklapps\u00e1r\u00e1ttan - 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