{"id":1772,"date":"2006-12-29T23:46:09","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T23:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2018-09-18T14:43:21","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T14:43:21","slug":"bornin-vita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/bornin-vita\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u00f6rnin vita"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Byrgir\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00c9g var fyrst n\u00fana a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 Komp\u00e1ss\u00fe\u00e1ttinn alr\u00e6mda me\u00f0 Gu\u00f0mundi \u00ed Byrginu. Gullkorn \u00fe\u00e1ttarins; „b\u00f6rnin m\u00edn vita a\u00f0 \u00e9g stunda ekki BDSM“.<\/p>\n

Alveg finnst m\u00e9r fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 sl\u00edkt traust skuli r\u00edkja milli fj\u00f6lskyldume\u00f0lima. Aldrei hef \u00e9g r\u00e6tt m\u00ednar pervasj\u00f3nir vi\u00f0 syni m\u00edna e\u00f0a spurt \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fat \u00ed \u00feeirra kynl\u00edfsathafnir e\u00f0a \u00e1hugasvi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 vantar greinilega eitthva\u00f0 miki\u00f0 inn \u00ed uppeldi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar Haukur var 6-7 \u00e1ra sag\u00f0i hann m\u00e9r, all-hneyksla\u00f0ur a\u00f0 einhverjir kj\u00e1nar \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum h\u00e9ldu \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00e6tti \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 hafa m\u00f6k \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00e6r\u00f0i sig alls ekki um fleiri b\u00f6rn og nota\u00f0i jafnvel „asnalega bl\u00f6\u00f0ru“ til a\u00f0 koma \u00ed veg fyrir getna\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 l\u00e1 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 drengurinn sykki ni\u00f0ur \u00far g\u00f3lfinu af sk\u00f6mm \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00feessir kj\u00e1nar hef\u00f0u reyndar nokku\u00f0 til s\u00edns m\u00e1ls en hann n\u00e1\u00f0i flj\u00f3tt \u00e1ttum og sag\u00f0i:
\n-\u00c9g er samt feginn a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa og pabbi eru\u00f0 allavega ekki svolei\u00f0is.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00c9g veit ekki alveg hvort \u00e9g ger\u00f0i r\u00e9tt e\u00f0a rangt en \u00e9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum reyndar einmitt „svolei\u00f0is“, b\u00e6\u00f0i tv\u00f6 og hef\u00f0um alveg \u00e1tt \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 fremja verkna\u00f0 af \u00feessu tagi \u00e1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 vorum gift.
\n-J\u00e6ja,<\/em>\u00a0sag\u00f0i Haukur tortrygginn,\u00a0aldrei s\u00e1 \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef ekki r\u00e6tt mitt pers\u00f3nulega kynl\u00edf vi\u00f0 str\u00e1kana s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00feetta var og n\u00fa kv\u00ed\u00f0i \u00e9g d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja \u00feeim fr\u00e1 \u00feessu me\u00f0 hj\u00fakrunarkonub\u00faninginn og st\u00f3lp\u00edpuna. \u00deeir hafa n\u00e1tt\u00farulega aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 en l\u00edklega hafa krakkar gvu\u00f0smannsins (\u00fearna var \u00e9g a\u00f0 v\u00edsa til Gu\u00f0mundar \u00ed Byrginu) ekki heldur s\u00e9\u00f0 hann veifa sprellanum framan \u00ed myndav\u00e9l og vita \u00fe\u00f3 allt um b\u00f3lfarir hans. E\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur hva\u00f0 hann hefur EKKI smekk fyrir. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1li\u00f0. Kannski \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur bara a\u00f0 segja \u00feeim hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gerir ekki.<\/p>\n

Hvernig hlj\u00f3mar:
\n„Str\u00e1kar m\u00ednir, bara svo \u00fei\u00f0 viti\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hefur mamma aldrei veri\u00f0 miki\u00f0 fyrir sau\u00f0f\u00e9na\u00f0, nema \u00fe\u00e1 til \u00e1tu. Og brau\u00f0v\u00e9lin, h\u00fan hefur sems\u00e9 aldrei veri\u00f0 notu\u00f0 \u00ed kynfer\u00f0islegum tilgangi.“<\/p>\n

\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i einmitt a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a b\u00f6rnin m\u00edn \u00ed allan sannleika um afbrig\u00f0ilegar kynl\u00edfshneig\u00f0ir m\u00ednar, \u00ed Jes\u00fa nafni, en \u00e1 bara d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma or\u00f0um a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Hvernig hlj\u00f3mar t.d:
\n„Darri minn, m\u00e9r finnst r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa vitir a\u00f0 m\u00f6mmu finnst vo\u00f0a \u00e6sandi a\u00f0 hafa ballgag \u00ed trantinum og a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta karl me\u00f0 gr\u00edsagr\u00edmu hengja sig upp \u00ed lofti\u00f0 me\u00f0 geirv\u00f6rtuklemmum.“<\/em><\/p>\n

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