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\"asni\"<\/a>Interneti\u00f0 hefur \u00feann kost a\u00f0 allir geta tj\u00e1\u00f0 sig. En \u00fev\u00ed fylgir s\u00e1 \u00f3kostur a\u00f0 asnar eiga au\u00f0velt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda uppi vondri umr\u00e6\u00f0u og ey\u00f0ileggja g\u00f3\u00f0a umr\u00e6\u00f0u. Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert asni og vilt l\u00edta vel \u00fat \u00e1 netinu \u00ed augum annarra asna, \u00fe\u00e1 skaltu nota eftirfarandi trix.<\/div>\n

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  1. Beittu ritsko\u00f0un. Ekki me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00eda burt bull og pers\u00f3nu\u00e1r\u00e1sir heldur l\u00edka gild r\u00f6k.\u00a0Sam\u00feykku a\u00f0eins \u00feau komment \u00e1 bloggi\u00f0 \u00feitt sem eru \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 skapi. Eyddu umm\u00e6lum sem \u00fe\u00fa getur ekki svara\u00f0 \u00e1 FB veggnum \u00fe\u00ednum. \u00de\u00e1 l\u00edtur veggurinn \u00fat eins og enginn geti svara\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r og heimskingjar munu tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  2. Kalla\u00f0u alla sem eru \u00fe\u00e9r \u00f3samm\u00e1la \u201etr\u00f6ll\u201c og nota\u00f0u frasann \u201eekki f\u00f3\u00f0ra tr\u00f6llin\u201c til \u00feess a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta \u00fe\u00e9r undan sv\u00f6rum.<\/li>\n
  3. Beittu r\u00f6kvillum og \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e9r er bent \u00e1 r\u00f6kvilluna seg\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 \u201eekki f\u00f3\u00f0ra tr\u00f6llin.\u201c<\/li>\n
  4. Kalla\u00f0u g\u00f3\u00f0 og gild r\u00f6k str\u00e1mann e\u00f0a \u00fat\u00farsn\u00faning. \u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar eins og \u00fe\u00fa vitir hva\u00f0 r\u00f6kvilla er og ef \u00fe\u00fa ert be\u00f0inn a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra \u00ed hverju str\u00e1ma\u00f0urinn e\u00f0a \u00fat\u00farsn\u00faningurinn er f\u00f3lginn, neita\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00f3\u00f0ra tr\u00f6llin.<\/li>\n
  5. \u00c1saka\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 sem gagnr\u00fdna m\u00e1lflutning \u00feinn um pers\u00f3nu\u00e1r\u00e1sir. Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert be\u00f0inn um a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed hverju n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega pers\u00f3nu\u00e1r\u00e1sin felst, neita\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00f3\u00f0ra tr\u00f6llin.<\/li>\n
  6. Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert feministi n\u00e6gir a\u00f0 kalla allt sem \u00fe\u00fa ert \u00f3samm\u00e1la hr\u00fatsk\u00fdringar. F\u00e1ir munu nenna standa \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 \u00feig svo \u00fe\u00fa getur loka\u00f0 allri umr\u00e6\u00f0u me\u00f0 \u00feessum snilldartrixum.<\/li>\n
  7. Ef \u00fe\u00fa lendir \u00ed \u00feeirri a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 ney\u00f0ast til a\u00f0 svara fyrir bulli\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r, ekki \u00fe\u00e1 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir gert mist\u00f6k. Seg\u00f0u frekar a\u00f0 \u00feeir sem gagnr\u00fdna \u00feig hafi misskili\u00f0 \u00feig.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert asni og vilt l\u00edta vel \u00fat \u00e1 netinu \u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1614,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1,22],"tags":[219,287],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar","category-umraedan","tag-asnar","tag-rokvillur"],"yoast_head":"\nNokkur trix sem asnar beita \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0um - Pistlar Evu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/pistlar\/nokkur-trix-sem-asnar-beita-i-umraedum\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Nokkur trix sem asnar beita \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0um - Pistlar Evu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Interneti\u00f0 hefur \u00feann kost a\u00f0 allir geta tj\u00e1\u00f0 sig. 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