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\u00c9g sat \u00e1 Kastrup flugvelli og r\u00e9\u00f0i sudoku g\u00e1tu. \u00c1 sama bekk l\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur sofandi. Hann var snyrtilegur en ekki me\u00f0 farangur.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar \u00e9g haf\u00f0i seti\u00f0 \u00fearna \u00ed l\u00edklega 20 m\u00edn\u00fatur kom \u00f6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0ur sprangandi, nokku\u00f0 valdmannslegur \u00ed fasi og t\u00f3k s\u00e9r st\u00f6\u00f0u fyrir framan hinn sofandi mann.<\/p>\n

-Hello, hello. This is a wakeup call! hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i hann. Ma\u00f0urinn sem svaf b\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00e9r en settist ekki upp. \u00d6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn kalla\u00f0i aftur og n\u00fa settist ma\u00f0urinn upp og leit \u00ed kringum sig, greinilega d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 seinn a\u00f0 vakna og \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00e1 tilfinninguna a\u00f0 honum \u00fe\u00e6tti h\u00e1va\u00f0inn \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegur, enda greinilegt a\u00f0 margir voru a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0.
\n\u00d6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn spur\u00f0i manninn, h\u00e1tt og snjallt svo allir heyr\u00f0u, hvort hann v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 brottfararspjald.
\n-Nei, sag\u00f0i ma\u00f0urinn sem svaf . Flugi\u00f0 mitt er ekki fyrr en seinni partinn svo \u00e9g er ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 skr\u00e1 mig inn.
\n-Hva\u00f0an ertu?
\n-Fr\u00e1 Englandi.
\n-Jah\u00e1, og hvar \u00ed Englandi b\u00fdr\u00f0u?
\nMa\u00f0urinn var n\u00fa almennilega vakna\u00f0ur og \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feetta greinilega frekar d\u00f3naleg spurning.
\n-\u00c9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00feitt m\u00e1l, e\u00f0a hefur \u00fe\u00fa einhvern r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 spyrja f\u00f3lk um pers\u00f3nulega hagi \u00feess, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-\u00c9g spur\u00f0i n\u00fa bara, sag\u00f0i \u00f6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn, \u00f6gn au\u00f0m\u00fdkri. Hven\u00e6r er flugi\u00f0 \u00feitt, b\u00e6tti hann vi\u00f0.
\nMa\u00f0urinn sem svaf var greinilega or\u00f0inn pirra\u00f0ur.
\n-Sj\u00e1\u00f0u til, herra minn, ef \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1l\u00edtur a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi broti\u00f0 l\u00f6g, vertu \u00fe\u00e1 svo v\u00e6nn a\u00f0 kalla \u00e1 l\u00f6gregluna. A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum kosti skaltu vera svo v\u00e6nn a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig \u00ed fri\u00f0i, sag\u00f0i hann nokku\u00f0 sn\u00fa\u00f0uglega.<\/p>\n

\u00d6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn st\u00e9 5-6 metra til baka og t\u00f3k upp talst\u00f6\u00f0. Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar birtist annar \u00f6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0ur. S\u00e1 gekk r\u00f3lega a\u00f0 manninum \u00e1 bekknum, t\u00f3k \u00ed h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 honum og kynnti sig. Svo settist hann ni\u00f0ur.
\n-What I really hate about my job is being asked to bother people who are basically just minding their own business, sag\u00f0i hann.
\nMa\u00f0urinn sem svaf svara\u00f0i ekki.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0ur varla dagur \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um ekki varir vi\u00f0 einhverja hry\u00f0juverkam\u00f3\u00f0urs\u00fdki, h\u00e9lt \u00f6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn \u00e1fram. Stundum erum vi\u00f0 be\u00f0nir a\u00f0 angra f\u00f3lk bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera heimilslaust e\u00f0a af arabiskum uppruna n\u00fa e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 eins og \u00ed \u00fe\u00ednu tilviki, bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hefur sofi\u00f0 h\u00e9r.
\nMa\u00f0urinn sem svaf \u00feag\u00f0i \u00e1fram. \u00d6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0uinn \u00feag\u00f0i l\u00edka. A\u00f0 lokum var \u00fea\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn sem svaf sem rauf \u00fe\u00f6gnina.<\/p>\n

Hann rakti raunas\u00f6gu s\u00edna fyrir \u00f6ryggisver\u00f0inum. Hann haf\u00f0i komi\u00f0 til Kastrup a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldi og veri\u00f0 b\u00fainn a\u00f0 panta og borga fyrir gistingu. Haf\u00f0i fari\u00f0 \u00e1 p\u00f6bb um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 og \u00feegar hann kom \u00fea\u00f0an \u00fat haf\u00f0i einhver r\u00e1\u00f0ist \u00e1 hann og k\u00fdlt hann \u00ed andliti\u00f0. Hann s\u00fdndi \u00f6ryggisver\u00f0inum brotin gleraugu og r\u00f6dd hans bar vott um ge\u00f0shr\u00e6ringu. \u00d6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn sko\u00f0a\u00f0i gleraugun og haf\u00f0i or\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn v\u00e6ri b\u00f3lginn.
\n-\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglust\u00f6\u00f0 og k\u00e6ra \u00feetta en var drukkinn og fann enga l\u00f6ggust\u00f6\u00f0. Svo var \u00e9g or\u00f0inn villtur og fann ekki gistiheimili\u00f0 og \u00e1 endanum \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 koma bara hinga\u00f0. \u00c6j\u00e1, \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja farangurinn minn, sag\u00f0i hann svo, greinilega d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 mi\u00f0ur s\u00edn.
\n-\u00deetta hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gileg reynsla. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00f6gregluvakt h\u00e9r \u00e1 flugvellinum svo ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt leggja fram k\u00e6ru get \u00e9g fylgt \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feanga\u00f0, sag\u00f0i \u00f6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0urinn,<\/p>\n

Ma\u00f0urinn sem svaf \u00fe\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0b me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kkum. Hann bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00f6ryggisver\u00f0inum flugmi\u00f0ann sinn en hann af\u00feakka\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g leit \u00ed kringum mig en s\u00e1 engar myndav\u00e9lar e\u00f0a neitt anna\u00f0 sem benti til \u00feess a\u00f0 veri\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 taka upp kennsluefni fyrir \u00f6ryggisver\u00f0i. L\u00edklega var \u00feetta bara ekta. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti tr\u00faa\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00e1 sem kom s\u00ed\u00f0ar a\u00f0 m\u00e1li vi\u00f0 manninn sem svaf, eigi \u00e1n\u00e6gjulegra einkal\u00edf en hinn.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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TJ\u00c1SUR<\/h3>\n
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Munurinn \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00f6ryggisv\u00f6r\u00f0um getur legi\u00f0 \u00ed mismunandi magni af e\u00f0lisl\u00e6gri tilfinningagreind.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Posted by:\u00a0anna<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a015.09.2010 | 12:45:22<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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J\u00e1, tilfinninga- og f\u00e9lagsgreind eru vanmetnar greindir<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Posted by: Sliban |\u00a016.09.2010 | 10:20:52<\/a><\/p>\n

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