\u00d6nnur er \u00ed megrun<\/a> og henni finnst \u00f3tr\u00falega algengt a\u00f0 f\u00e6\u00f0a s\u00e9 sneisafull af kolvetnum en er sannf\u00e6r\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 skynsamlegt fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem vilja l\u00e9ttast a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r k\u00f3kosol\u00edu e\u00f0a rj\u00f3ma \u00fat \u00ed kaffi\u00f0. Hin er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 \u00feyngjast og h\u00fan kvartar yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u bara n\u00e1nast engin kolvetni \u00ed neinu. H\u00fan \u00e1 n\u00e1tt\u00farulega vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u engin kolvetni \u00ed upp\u00e1haldsmatnum hennar; andr\u00famslofti og vatni. Svo hl\u00e6r f\u00f3lk \u00feegar \u00e9g segi a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 s\u00fa eina \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldunni sem er ekki veruleikafirrt.<\/p>\n\u00c9g er fegin a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 hugsa um hitaeiningar e\u00f0a kotvetni. \u00dea\u00f0 er t\u00edmafrekt. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 gera er a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a ekkert nema \u00e9g s\u00e9 sv\u00f6ng. Venjulega er \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert erfitt, bara spurning um a\u00f0 segja feitabollunni a\u00f0 halda kjafti. Koma fram vi\u00f0 hana eins og frekan krakka. Ef h\u00fan \u00feagnar ekki a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a henni \u00fe\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 sem er ekki sl\u00e6mt (\u00e9g hef enga tr\u00fa \u00e1 meinl\u00e6talifna\u00f0i) en samt algerlega \u00f3spennandi, t.d. s\u00farmj\u00f3lk. \u00de\u00e1 meina \u00e9g bara s\u00farmj\u00f3lk, ekki me\u00f0 korni e\u00f0a \u00e1v\u00f6xtum. Ef mann langar ekki \u00ed hreina s\u00farmj\u00f3lk \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00feetta ekki hungur heldur Feitabollan a\u00f0 frekjast.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er sennilega alveg n\u00f3g fyrir kyrrsetuf\u00f3k a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a eina almennilega m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0 \u00e1 dag en \u00feess utan ekkert nema s\u00farmj\u00f3lk. En \u00e9g geng ekki svo langt enda liggur m\u00e9r ekki svo miki\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00e9ttast heldur frekar a\u00f0 breyta \u00feeirri hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfi endilega a\u00f0 vera s\u00ed\u00e9tandi. \u00c9g hef bor\u00f0a\u00f0 tv\u00e6r m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0ir \u00e1 dag s\u00ed\u00f0ustu vikuna. \u00cd dag bor\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00e9g fyrri m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0ina fyrir h\u00e1degi svo n\u00fa er enginn matur aftur fyrr kl 19:30 \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. Nema ef \u00e9g ver\u00f0 sv\u00f6ng \u00ed alv\u00f6ru me\u00f0 garnagauli og hungur\u00f3gle\u00f0i. Ef \u00fea\u00f0 gerist \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e6 \u00e9g m\u00e9r s\u00farmj\u00f3lk. \u00deetta sem er a\u00f0 angra mig n\u00fana er sj\u00e1lfsblekking sem \u00e1 ekkert skylt vi\u00f0 hungur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M\u00edn innri feitabolla er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra mig um a\u00f0 n\u00fa s\u00e9 g\u00f3\u00f0ur t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. Bara eitthva\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki sv\u00f6ng. 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M\u00edn innri feitabolla er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra mig um a\u00f0 n\u00fa s\u00e9 g\u00f3\u00f0ur t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. Bara eitthva\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki sv\u00f6ng. Bor\u00f0a\u00f0i tv\u00f6 sv\u00ednarif og banana um kl h\u00e1lf t\u00edu \u00ed morgun og svo kaffi me\u00f0 mikilli mj\u00f3lk. \u00c9g var reyndar sv\u00f6ng \u00ed alv\u00f6ru en hef\u00f0i vel geta\u00f0 be\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00e1ft\u00edma \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0a beinl\u00ednis illa. Vanr\u00e6kti \u00fea\u00f0, sem er svindl. Sm\u00e1svindl.<\/p>\n