{"id":472,"date":"2017-08-26T09:41:47","date_gmt":"2017-08-26T09:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/liljur-vallarins\/?p=472"},"modified":"2019-05-02T06:33:59","modified_gmt":"2019-05-02T06:33:59","slug":"margaritu-svindl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/liljur-vallarins\/2017\/08\/26\/margaritu-svindl\/","title":{"rendered":"Margar\u00edtu-svindl"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"\u00c9g drakk frosna Margar\u00edtu \u00ed g\u00e6r og \u00fea\u00f0 passar n\u00fa ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g einsetti m\u00e9r bara tveimur d\u00f6gum fyrr<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Vi\u00f0 vorum me\u00f0 matarbo\u00f0 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudaginn og \u00fe\u00e1 var enginn a\u00f0 drekka kokteila og \u00e9g st\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 allt sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00e6tla\u00f0 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i alveg r\u00e9tt fyrir m\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 enginn t\u00f3k eftir neinu \u00f3venjulegu \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g sneiddi hj\u00e1 kart\u00f6flunum \u00ed kj\u00f6ts\u00fapunni og fengi m\u00e9r ekki rj\u00f3ma me\u00f0 \u00e1vaxtasalatinu.<\/p>\n

En \u00ed g\u00e6r bau\u00f0 Einar semsagt upp \u00e1 Margar\u00edtur, sem eru \u00ed upp\u00e1haldi hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00fea\u00f0 var alls ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g st\u00e6\u00f0ist ekki freistinguna heldur \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g nennti ekki a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er a\u00f0 gera. \u00deetta sn\u00fdst nefnilega ekki um \u00fea\u00f0 hvort \u00e9g innbyr\u00f0i 250 hitaeiningar til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar (og \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra mig um a\u00f0 \u00e9g „\u00e6tti \u00fea\u00f0 inni“ \u00fear sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i bor\u00f0a\u00f0 eins og fugl s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00ferj\u00e1 dagana) heldur hitt a\u00f0 breyta \u00feeim hugsunarh\u00e6tti a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfi endilega a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a allt sem m\u00edn inni feitabolla fyrirskipar. Einar tr\u00fair hvorki \u00e1 galdur n\u00e9 hli\u00f0arsj\u00e1lf og ekki einu sinni frj\u00e1lsan vilja mannsins svo \u00feetta er alveg efni \u00ed hinar skemmtilegustu r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0ur sem munu taka minnst \u00ferj\u00fa kv\u00f6ld og \u00ferj\u00e1 labbit\u00fara.<\/p>\n

Einar byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa kokteilger\u00f0ina \u00e1\u00f0ur en gestirnir komu. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 reikna ekki me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. Hann setti upp svipinn sem segir „hva\u00f0a vitleysa er n\u00fa hlaupin \u00ed \u00feig?“ og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 var \u00fea\u00f0 kj\u00f6ri\u00f0 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 segja honum hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0<\/del> gera. En \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki og \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ur hef\u00f0i \u00e9g nennt a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0ur um kenningu m\u00edna um stj\u00f3rnlyndi minnar innri feitabollu me\u00f0 fleira f\u00f3lk \u00e1 sta\u00f0num.<\/p>\n

Svo \u00e9g drakk Margar\u00edtu.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef\u00f0i ekkert \u00feurft a\u00f0 drekka hana. \u00c9g hef ekki einu sinni \u00fe\u00e1 afs\u00f6kun a\u00f0 f\u00e9lagslegar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur hafi kalla\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed af \u00feremur vinkonum sem komu \u00ed mat voru tv\u00e6r sem drukku ekki, \u00f6nnur \u00f3l\u00e9tt og hin \u00ed \u00e1fengis- og sykursnau\u00f0um „meistaram\u00e1nu\u00f0i“. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i ekki geta\u00f0 logi\u00f0 \u00e1 mig \u00f3l\u00e9ttu en \u00e9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 teki\u00f0 upp meistaraf\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ld \u00e1 sta\u00f0num.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef\u00f0i l\u00edka geta\u00f0 l\u00e1ti\u00f0 Margar\u00edtuna br\u00e1\u00f0na \u00ed glasinu og hellt henni ni\u00f0ur \u00ed laumi en \u00fea\u00f0 myndi n\u00fdtingarfasistinn \u00ed m\u00e9r aldrei taka \u00ed m\u00e1l. \u00c9g gat ekki einu sinni hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 henda fitunni af s\u00fapukj\u00f6tinu \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudaginn svo \u00e9g frysti hana \u00e1samt beinunum. Sk\u00fali (hundurinn hennar Hei\u00f0u B Hei\u00f0ars) f\u00e9kk svo pokann heim me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed g\u00e6r. En au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00e9g ekkert laus vi\u00f0 tv\u00edskinnung. \u00deegar \u00e9g var \u00ed Palest\u00ednu l\u00e9t \u00e9g mig hafa \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed nokkur skipti a\u00f0 hella d\u00eds\u00e6tu tei og k\u00f3ki ni\u00f0ur \u00ed grassv\u00f6r\u00f0inn \u00feegar heimamenn r\u00e9ttu m\u00e9r glas og t\u00f3ku \u00fea\u00f0 ekki gilt \u00feegar \u00e9g af\u00feakka\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hinsvegar f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegt a\u00f0 leika sl\u00edka leiki gagnvart vinum og vandam\u00f6nnum, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 heima hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 sem m\u00e1li skiptir h\u00e9r er a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i vel geta\u00f0 af\u00feakka\u00f0 Margar\u00edtuna og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 gera. Ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 gefa sk\u00fdringar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vilja skyndilega ekki eitthva\u00f0 sem manni finnst gott. Ekki heldur maka s\u00ednum.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er heldur ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 mig skorti skap til \u00feess a\u00f0 af\u00feakka. \u00c9g er ekkert v\u00f6n \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3knast \u00f6\u00f0rum, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 drekka \u00e1fengi bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 einhver reiknar me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00deetta me\u00f0 a\u00f0 nenna ekki a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra – \u00fea\u00f0 er einfaldlega afs\u00f6kun af l\u00e9legasta tagi.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef engar \u00e1hyggjur af sykrinum enda au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta fyrir eina Margar\u00edtu me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a ekkert nema g\u00farku fram a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldmat, \u00fea\u00f0 hef \u00e9g oft gert. En a\u00f0 \u00e6tla s\u00e9r a\u00f0 grennast og setja svo eitthva\u00f0 ofan \u00ed sig bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur hefur ekki n\u00f3gu g\u00f3\u00f0a „afs\u00f6kun“ til a\u00f0 af\u00feakka, \u00fea\u00f0 er bara rangt hugarfar.<\/p>\n

\u00deannig a\u00f0 til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar vi\u00f0 fyrri reglur tek \u00e9g h\u00e9r me\u00f0 upp eina til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar:<\/p>\n