\u00c9g get ekki sagt a\u00f0 vandam\u00e1lum m\u00ednum hafi f\u00e6kka\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0 og Eynar \u00e1 eins og allt f\u00f3lk vi\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0in vandam\u00e1l a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0a. Vandam\u00e1lin hafa samt breyst t\u00f6luvert. \u00c9g hef ekki lengur \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed hvort \u00e9g frekar eigi a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a poppkorn \u00ed kv\u00f6ld og p\u00edtubrau\u00f0 anna\u00f0 kv\u00f6ld e\u00f0a \u00f6fugt, heldur hvort \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a sv\u00ednalund \u00ed kv\u00f6ld og fara \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 morgun e\u00f0a \u00f6fugt. \u00c9g hef ekki lengur \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed hvort \u00e9g eigi fyrir asthmalyfjum ef \u00e9g \u00fearf \u00e1 \u00feeim a\u00f0 halda heldur hvort \u00e9g muni \u00feurfa \u00e1 \u00feeim a\u00f0 halda. \u00c9g hef ekki \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 f\u00e1 manninn minn til a\u00f0 skipta um sko\u00f0un \u00e1 einhverju, heldur \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 f\u00e1 restina af alheiminum til a\u00f0 skipta um sko\u00f0un. H\u00e9r eru nokkur d\u00e6mi um vandam\u00e1l s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga.<\/p>\n
Um s\u00ed\u00f0ustu helgi var Eynar \u00e1kve\u00f0inn \u00ed a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r gott rau\u00f0v\u00edn. Hann haf\u00f0i keypt n\u00fdja tegund og dau\u00f0langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 opna fl\u00f6skuna en \u00e1tti Amarone sem vi\u00f0 vitum a\u00f0 er gott. Hann \u00feurfti \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 velja \u00e1 milli \u00feess a\u00f0 taka \u00e1h\u00e6ttu \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 n\u00fdja v\u00edni\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00f3gu gott, (sem hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdtt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 yr\u00f0um a\u00f0 opna tv\u00e6r fl\u00f6skur sem hef\u00f0i v\u00e6ntanlega enda\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 af v\u00edninu f\u00e6ri \u00ed vaskinn sem er gr\u00f3f m\u00f3\u00f0gun vi\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i Mammon og Bakkus) e\u00f0a fara \u00f6ruggu lei\u00f0ina og geyma s\u00e9r \u00e1n\u00e6gjuna af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa n\u00fdja v\u00edni\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 geyma margenstertubita \u00ed fyrsti \u00ed fj\u00f3ra m\u00e1nu\u00f0i. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u hverfandi l\u00edkur \u00e1 s\u00fdkingu \u00e1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan \u00fei\u00f0nar ekki svo s\u00fa \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 henda henni er \u00far s\u00f6gunni. N\u00fa er h\u00f6fu\u00f0synd a\u00f0 henda mat en \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn er \u00feetta magn af sykri og rj\u00f3ma gl\u00e6pur gegn krans\u00e6\u00f0unum og fyrst vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekki fundi\u00f0 tilefni til \u00feess a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a margenstertu \u00e1 fj\u00f3rum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um, langar okkur sennilega ekki n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 \u00ed hana til \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 f\u00e1 feituna \u00fat \u00e1 hana. Hinsvegar veit \u00e9g af reynslunni a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 mun koma a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 mig langar \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 me\u00f0 sykri og rj\u00f3ma enda \u00fe\u00f3tt ekkert tilefni kalli \u00e1 tertu. Ekki svo s\u00e1rlega a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6\u00f0i \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 eftir einhverju sukki e\u00f0a taki upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 baka en n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00e9g mun \u00e9ta \u00fea\u00f0 sem til er heima af feitmeti. Hvort \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 fremja \u00fe\u00e1 synd a\u00f0 henda \u00feessum tertubita e\u00f0a taka s\u00e9ns \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 til, n\u00e6st \u00feegar gr\u00e6\u00f0gin gr\u00edpur mig?<\/p>\n
F\u00f6tin m\u00edn hafa st\u00e6kka\u00f0. Sem merkir a\u00f0 \u00e9g get anna\u00f0 hvort noti\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 g\u00falla \u00ed mig sykri og rj\u00f3ma \u00fear til \u00feau hafa minnka\u00f0 aftur e\u00f0a veri\u00f0 skv\u00edsa og haldi\u00f0 \u00e1fram a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a miki\u00f0 gr\u00e6nmeti og sukka \u00ed h\u00f3fi. Eynar vir\u00f0ist vera sta\u00f0r\u00e1\u00f0inn \u00ed a\u00f0 halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 ofdekra mig, hvort \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hann til a\u00f0 kaupa \u00ferengri kj\u00f3l handa m\u00e9r e\u00f0a s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og rj\u00f3mal\u00edkj\u00f6r?<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er or\u00f0i\u00f0 frekar heitt \u00ed stofunni. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert m\u00e1l a\u00f0 draga \u00far hitanum bara me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 draga fyrir gluggann. En ef vi\u00f0 gerum \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1um vi\u00f0 ekki \u00feetta d\u00e1samlega \u00fats\u00fdni yfir \u00e1na. Hva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gera \u00ed svona st\u00f6\u00f0u?<\/p>\n
Eynar \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa hlut \u00ed gegnum neti\u00f0. Vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 hvort hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 senda inn p\u00f6ntun strax og taka \u00e1h\u00e6ttu \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta p\u00f3stinn vekja sig fyrir klukkan 10 \u00e1 m\u00e1nudagsmorgni e\u00f0a hvort hann \u00e1 a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00fear til \u00e1 morgun, \u00fear sem hann ney\u00f0ist hvort sem er til a\u00f0 fara \u201csnemma\u201d (\u00fe.e. fyrir kl 10) \u00e1 f\u00e6tur \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judaginn.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er loksins komi\u00f0 sumar. 22ja stiga hiti og s\u00f3lskin en \u00e1 sama t\u00edma er fullt af f\u00e1vitum \u00e1 internetinu sem \u00fearf a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta. Hvort \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00fat me\u00f0 hv\u00edtv\u00ednsglas og bl\u00e1ber e\u00f0a uppr\u00e6ta heimsku mannanna?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g get ekki sagt a\u00f0 vandam\u00e1lum m\u00ednum hafi f\u00e6kka\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0 og Eynar \u00e1 eins og allt f\u00f3lk vi\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0in vandam\u00e1l a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0a. Vandam\u00e1lin hafa samt breyst t\u00f6luvert. \u00c9g hef ekki lengur \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed hvort … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa