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\"mindfuck\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Hugleikur Dagsson er skemmtilegur listama\u00f0ur. \u00c9g kaupi b\u00e6kurnar hans handa fermingarb\u00f6rnum. Og nei, \u00e9g hef ekki \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ungvi\u00f0i\u00f0 misskilji samf\u00e9lags\u00e1deilu Hugleiks og haldi a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 m\u00e6la me\u00f0 fj\u00f6ldamor\u00f0um og barnan\u00ed\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

Og Hugleikur er ekki bara g\u00f3\u00f0ur listama\u00f0ur. Hann er l\u00edka svo g\u00f3\u00f0ur str\u00e1kur.\u00a0\u00dea\u00f0 hefur hann sj\u00e1lfur sta\u00f0fest<\/a>. Hulli er ekki douchebag. Hulli segir ekki f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 hoppa upp \u00ed tussuna \u00e1 s\u00e9r. Svo er hann l\u00edka feministi og \u00fear me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0 fyrirmynd.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g \u00feekki Hugleik ekki pers\u00f3nulega en \u00e9g get au\u00f0veldlega b\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 r\u00f6kum fyrir \u00fev\u00ed hvers vegna hann er g\u00f3\u00f0 fyrirmynd. Hugleikur er p\u00f3lit\u00edskur. Hann safnar ekki v\u00f6\u00f0vum. Hann er ekki kj\u00f6ta\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00e6mur e\u00f0a tana\u00f0ur \u00ed drasl og \u00e9g er ekki einu sinni viss um a\u00f0 hann fari reglulega \u00ed klippingu. Hann er ekki eins og \u00feessi leikfimigaur sem var d\u00f3nalegur vi\u00f0 feminista og drap L\u00fakas. E\u00f0a nei, hann drap ekki L\u00fakas en nau\u00f0ga\u00f0i allavega stelpu. E\u00f0a nau\u00f0ga\u00f0i henni hugsanlega ekki, var allavega ekki \u00e1k\u00e6r\u00f0ur en er samt bara svo \u00f3ge\u00f0slegur karakter a\u00f0 hann g\u00e6ti hafa nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 stelpu. Og drepi\u00f0 L\u00fakas. Nei, \u00feannig er hann Hugleikur ekki, ekki hann Hulli OKKAR.\u00a0A\u00f0 v\u00edsu \u00f6rlar \u00e1 einhverjum \u00e1hyggjum af \u00fev\u00ed hj\u00e1 honum Hugleik a\u00f0 til s\u00e9u unglingar sem s\u00e9u \u00feau f\u00edfl a\u00f0 fatta ekki dj\u00f3kinn, en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki st\u00f3rm\u00e1l. \u00deeir sem skipta m\u00e1li vita nefnilega a\u00f0 Hulli er me\u00f0 hjarta\u00f0 \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef engar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hinn svarti h\u00famor Hugleiks s\u00e9 ska\u00f0legur. En \u00feessi undarlega varnarr\u00e6\u00f0a manns sem hefur ekkert a\u00f0 verja vekur mann til umhugsunar. Kannski hefur Hugleikur or\u00f0i\u00f0 var vi\u00f0 umr\u00e6\u00f0u um \u00fea\u00f0 hversvegna svokalla\u00f0ir \u00f6\u00f0lingar, \u00fe.e. karlar sem hafa tala\u00f0 m\u00e1li feminista, geta framleitt gr\u00f3teskan h\u00famor og kl\u00e1m \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vera saka\u00f0ir um kvenfyrirlitningu \u00feegar l\u00e1gmenningarli\u00f0i\u00f0 er umsvifalaust stimpla\u00f0 \u00f3ge\u00f0 fyrir svipa\u00f0a hluti. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega ekki bara \u00fatlitsd\u00fdrkunar\u00f3ge\u00f0sspengillinn sem hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 drepi\u00f0 L\u00fakas og nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 stelpunni og kosi\u00f0 Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkinn sem er rakka\u00f0ur ni\u00f0ur fyrir kvenfyrirlitningu, listamenn \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fatg\u00e1fuf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 Baggal\u00fat hafa l\u00edka veri\u00f0\u00a0saka\u00f0ir um a\u00f0 hvetja til nau\u00f0gana<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Baggal\u00fatsmenn liggja \u00fe\u00f3 ekki eins vel vi\u00f0 h\u00f6ggi og Gillz. \u00deeir deila \u00e1 neyslubrj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0, \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0rembuna, spillinguna, forheimskunina og \u00fdmis \u00f6nnur samf\u00e9lagsmein og nj\u00f3ta \u00fev\u00ed vins\u00e6lda me\u00f0al vinstrisinna, allavega \u00feeirra sem taka sj\u00e1lfa sig ekki of h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0lega til a\u00f0 \u00feola a\u00f0 gert s\u00e9 gys a\u00f0 \u00feeim l\u00edka. Baggal\u00fati er nefnilega ekkert heilagt og stundum er ekkert \u00e1 hreinu hvort Baggl\u00fatungar eru frekar a\u00f0 gera gr\u00edn a\u00f0 h\u00e6gri e\u00f0a vinstri m\u00f6nnum, karlrembu e\u00f0a feministum. Sj\u00e1lf hallast \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u fyrst og fremst a\u00f0 gera gr\u00edn a\u00f0 lesandanum\/\u00e1heyrandanum sem krefst merkingar og upplifir meirih\u00e1ttar hugleik (e\u00f0a mind fuck) \u00feegar hann veit ekki hvar hann \u00e1 a\u00f0 sta\u00f0setja \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 sta\u00f0setja gaurinn sem hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 drepi\u00f0 L\u00fakas og nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 stelpunni, kosi\u00f0 Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkinn og sagt einhverjum a\u00f0 hoppa upp \u00ed lopah\u00fafuna \u00e1 s\u00e9r. Hann ver\u00f0ur anna\u00f0hvort afgreiddur sem \u00f3ge\u00f0 e\u00f0a tr\u00f6ll nema hvorttveggja s\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 sta\u00f0setja Hugleik Dagsson. Vi\u00f0 vitum a\u00f0 hann er g\u00f3\u00f0ur str\u00e1kur sem myndi aldrei drepa L\u00fakasinn, nau\u00f0ga stelpunni, kj\u00f3sa Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkinn e\u00f0a segja einhverjum a\u00f0 hoppa upp \u00ed lopah\u00fafuna \u00e1 s\u00e9r. Hugleikur \u00fatsk\u00fdrir jafnvel fyrir okkur hvernig t\u00falka beri \u00fea\u00f0 sem hugsanlega g\u00e6ti haft tv\u00f6falda merkingu. Fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem vilja hafa allt \u00e1 hreinu er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6gilegt, en fyrir okkur hin sem f\u00e1um kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta fokka \u00ed okkur, er eiginlega d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 sorglegt a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur sem ber \u00feetta st\u00f3rkostlega nafn\u00a0Hugleikur<\/em>\u00a0og hefur allt til a\u00f0 bera til a\u00f0 standa undir \u00fev\u00ed nafni, skuli neita okkur um hugleikinn, m\u00e6ndfokki\u00f0 sem hann g\u00e6ti svo au\u00f0veldlega bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki eins au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 sta\u00f0setja Baggal\u00fat. Baggal\u00fatur hefur kannski ekki beinl\u00ednis drepi\u00f0 L\u00fakasinn og nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 stelpunni en hann g\u00e6ti hafa kosi\u00f0 Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkinn og \u00fe\u00f3tt hann dragi valdamenn sundur og saman \u00ed h\u00e1\u00f0i hefur hann l\u00edka pota\u00f0 \u00ed Saving Iceland, herna\u00f0arandst\u00e6\u00f0inga og a\u00f0rar lopah\u00fafur. Vi\u00f0 vitum ekki almennilega hva\u00f0 Baggal\u00fati finnst um feminista og lopapeysuhippa og auk \u00feess er Baggal\u00fatur ekki einn ma\u00f0ur, \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti \u00feessvegna veri\u00f0 einn st\u00f3ri\u00f0jusinni \u00ed h\u00f3pnum og annar sem hatar Nat\u00f3. Baggal\u00fatur er trickster, m\u00e6ndfokkari, hann leikur \u00e1 huga okkar. Hann l\u00e6tur ekki draga sig \u00ed dilk. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a Baggal\u00fat sem tr\u00f6ll e\u00f0a gr\u00f3\u00f0amask\u00ednu og vi\u00f0 getum heldur ekki treyst \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann beini ekki spj\u00f3tum s\u00ednum a\u00f0 grasr\u00f3tarhreyfingum.<\/p>\n

S\u00e1 sem \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 lifa \u00ed samf\u00e9lagi ver\u00f0ur aldrei svo frj\u00e1ls a\u00f0 hann geti leyft s\u00e9r a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta allt flakka og \u00fea\u00f0 er yndisleg sj\u00e1lfsp\u00edning a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hverja ma\u00f0ur for\u00f0ast a\u00f0 styggja me\u00f0 gr\u00edni e\u00f0a gagnr\u00fdni. G\u00e6ti Hugleikur gert gr\u00edn a\u00f0 feminisma? Nei hann g\u00e6ti \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fe\u00f3tt hann vildi. Feministagr\u00edn yr\u00f0i anna\u00f0hvort t\u00falka\u00f0 sem par\u00f3d\u00eda e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann yr\u00f0i \u00e1litinn svikari og myndi missa stu\u00f0ning mikilv\u00e6gs a\u00f0d\u00e1endah\u00f3ps. Hugleikur getur ekki gagnr\u00fdnt femnista, ekki frekar en Gillz getur leyft s\u00e9r a\u00f0 senda einn grj\u00f3thar\u00f0an \u00ed \u00f3smurt St\u00f3rveldi\u00f0. Gilli og Hulli eiga nefnilega fleira sameiginlegt en \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa \u00f3smekklegan h\u00famor og hafa ekki drepi\u00f0 L\u00fakas, \u00feeir eiga \u00fea\u00f0 sameiginlegt a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00e1kve\u00f0na merkimi\u00f0a sem setja \u00feeim takm\u00f6rk. Gillz er h\u00e1\u00f0ur \u00feeim fyrirt\u00e6kjum sem marka\u00f0ssetja hann. Hugleikur hefur sj\u00e1lfviljugur gengist undir kennivald kvenhyggjunnar og finnur sig kn\u00fainn til a\u00f0 \u00edtreka hollustu s\u00edna vi\u00f0 hana alveg s\u00e9rstaklega.<\/p>\n

Baggal\u00fatur getur pota\u00f0 \u00ed alla. St\u00f3ri\u00f0jusinna, Saving Iceland og allt \u00fear \u00e1 milli. Baggal\u00fatur \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 gefa okkur sk\u00fdr skilabo\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 hvort hann s\u00e9 frekar a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast me\u00f0 karlrembu e\u00f0a str\u00ed\u00f0a kjeddlingum og \u00e1sakanir um kvenhatur hrynja af Baggal\u00fati eins og r\u00f6k af feminista. Baggal\u00fatur er hvorki \u00f3markt\u00e6kt tr\u00f6ll n\u00e9 h\u00e1p\u00f3lit\u00edkskur gr\u00ednlistah\u00f3pur; hann er laus vi\u00f0 merkimi\u00f0a og getur \u00fev\u00ed gr\u00ednast me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem honum bara s\u00fdnist. Sl\u00edkur h\u00f3pur b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp \u00e1 umr\u00e6\u00f0u sem g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 en deyr flj\u00f3tt \u00ed samf\u00e9lagi \u00fear sem f\u00f3lk tekur afst\u00f6\u00f0u me\u00f0 l\u00e6k-hnappnum \u00e1 facebook frekar en heilanum \u00ed s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdna Gillz \u00fev\u00ed hann er \u00ed vonda li\u00f0inu. \u00deessu sem drap L\u00fakas og nau\u00f0ga\u00f0i stelpunni. Hugleikur Dagsson \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast \u00f3sanngjarna gagnr\u00fdni af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er \u00ed r\u00e9ttu li\u00f0i me\u00f0 lopah\u00fafum, \u00f6\u00f0lingum og \u00f6llum pakkanum. Baggal\u00fatur \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast \u00f3sanngjarna gagnr\u00fdni af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er alltaf h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00e1 sem setur hana fram s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00edfl a\u00f0 fatta ekki dj\u00f3kinn.<\/p>\n

Og \u00fea\u00f0 er g\u00f3\u00f0ur dj\u00f3kur. \u00dea\u00f0 er hugleikur, og hugleikur er verulega g\u00f3\u00f0ur dj\u00f3kur.<\/p>\n