\u00de\u00e1 vitum vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Ef ma\u00f0ur hefur ekki g\u00f3\u00f0a \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk s\u00e9 fr\u00e1biti\u00f0 kynfer\u00f0isath\u00f6fnum me\u00f0 \u00f3kunnugu e\u00f0a l\u00edtt kunnugu f\u00f3lki, \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 hefja vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 kynm\u00f6k \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00fea\u00f0 er sofandi.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er til fullt af f\u00f3lki sem hefur \u00e1n\u00e6gju af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vakna vi\u00f0 kynfer\u00f0isleg atlot, Sk\u00e1ld yrkja um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 s\u00e9 yndilegt a\u00f0 vakna me\u00f0 „heitan koss \u00e1 kinn“. En merkilegt nokk, \u00fea\u00f0 yndi er oftar en ekki tengt atlotum \u00e1kve\u00f0innar manneskju sem hefur g\u00f3\u00f0a \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 svefnpurkan k\u00e6ri sig um kossinn. \u00c9g man t.d. ekki eftir neinu kv\u00e6\u00f0i um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 s\u00e9 n\u00e6s a\u00f0 vakna me\u00f0 heitan koss \u00e1 klofi af h\u00e1lfu elskhuga vinkonu sinnar.<\/p>\n
En semsagt, ef f\u00f3lk fer a\u00f0 sofa \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 taka s\u00e9rstaklega fram a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki \u00ed stu\u00f0i til a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a me\u00f0 hverjum sem er, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00f3varlegt a\u00f0 \u00e6tla anna\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 vilji vakna me\u00f0 einhvern \u00f3kunnugan \u00ed klofinu. \u00c1 sama h\u00e1tt hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 mega reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 sofandi f\u00f3lk vilji l\u00e1ta klippa af s\u00e9r h\u00e1ri\u00f0, raka af s\u00e9r augnbr\u00fanirnar, gata \u00e1 s\u00e9r nefi\u00f0, l\u00edma \u00e1 sig nik\u00f3t\u00ednpl\u00e1stra, l\u00e1ta stinga s\u00fdrub\u00fat upp \u00ed munninn \u00e1 s\u00e9r e\u00f0a taka af s\u00e9r nektarmyndir, ef \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ekki s\u00e9rstaklega af\u00feakka\u00f0 sl\u00edka \u00fej\u00f3nustu fyrirfram.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 \u00feessu er bara eitt svar. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf a\u00f0 framlei\u00f0a n\u00e1ttf\u00f6t me\u00f0 \u00e1letruninni „snerti\u00f0 ekki“ og skikka alla sem ekki k\u00e6ra sig um a\u00f0 \u00e1tt s\u00e9 vi\u00f0 l\u00edkama \u00feeirra \u00ed svefni til a\u00f0 sofa \u00ed \u00feeim.<\/p>\n