{"id":1063,"date":"2012-02-20T10:28:34","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T10:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:00:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T15:00:39","slug":"slakid-a-paranojunni-plis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/slakid-a-paranojunni-plis\/","title":{"rendered":"Slaki\u00f0 \u00e1 paranojunni pl\u00eds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/puki1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-1054 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/puki1.png\" alt=\"puki1\" width=\"159\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/puki1.png 159w, https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/puki1-150x300.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 159px) 100vw, 159px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g b\u00faning sem er n\u00e6stum eins og \u00feessi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g keypti hann \u00ed er\u00f3t\u00edskri b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk.<br \/>\n\u00c9g hef nota\u00f0 hann einu sinni.<br \/>\nEkki \u00ed kynl\u00edfsleik heldur \u00e1 gr\u00edmuballi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta er nefnilega gr\u00edmub\u00faningur<br \/>\nen ekki h\u00f3rugalli.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1055\" src=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/m44-1-163x300.png\" alt=\"m44 (1)\" width=\"131\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/m44-1-163x300.png 163w, https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/m44-1.png 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 131px) 100vw, 131px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">\u00deessi stelpa er a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 gr\u00edmuball.<br \/>\nH\u00fan er a\u00f0 leika p\u00fakastelpu.<br \/>\nEkki kl\u00e1mstj\u00f6rnu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Gr\u00edmub\u00faningar fyrir konur f\u00e1st \u00ed er\u00f3t\u00edskum b\u00fa\u00f0um. L\u00f6gguskv\u00edsur, fangaskv\u00edsur, englaskv\u00edsur, p\u00fakaskv\u00edsur, sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningaskv\u00edsur, bl\u00f3m\u00e1lfakv\u00edsur&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g veit ekki hvort b\u00faningar fyrir karlmenn f\u00e1st \u00ed kl\u00e1mb\u00fa\u00f0um en hitt veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 gr\u00edmub\u00faningar l\u00edtilla drengja eru \u00e1 sama h\u00e1tt og gr\u00edmub\u00faningar l\u00edtilla telpna, eftirl\u00edkingar af b\u00faningum fullor\u00f0inna. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert n\u00fdtt og hefur ekkert me\u00f0 kl\u00e1mv\u00e6\u00f0ingu a\u00f0 gera, ekki frekar en s\u00fakkula\u00f0i \u00ed hjartalaga k\u00f6ssum, sem \u00e9g hef l\u00edka keypt \u00ed kl\u00e1mb\u00fa\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/Screenshot-from-2014-08-25-135032.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1067 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/Screenshot-from-2014-08-25-135032.png\" alt=\"Screenshot from 2014-08-25 13:50:32\" width=\"373\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/Screenshot-from-2014-08-25-135032.png 373w, https:\/\/www.norn.is\/kyndillinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2014\/08\/Screenshot-from-2014-08-25-135032-300x245.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00deessir eru l\u00edka a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 gr\u00edmuball.<br \/>\nEkki \u00ed swingpart\u00fd.<br \/>\n\u00d3tr\u00falegt, ekki satt?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u00c9g b\u00faning sem er n\u00e6stum eins og \u00feessi. \u00c9g keypti hann \u00ed er\u00f3t\u00edskri b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk. \u00c9g hef nota\u00f0 hann einu sinni. 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