Vinkuonur m\u00ednar b\u00fasettar \u00ed Danaveldi koma heim \u00ed vikunni. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa gaman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e9steinn Valgar\u00f0sson hefur l\u00fdst yfir vonbrig\u00f0um yfir a\u00f0 hafa ekki veri\u00f0 bo\u00f0inn \u00e1 lei\u00f0inlegasta fyller\u00ed \u00feessa \u00e1rs. \u00c9g b\u00fd\u00f0 honum h\u00e9r me\u00f0 a\u00f0 drekka vi\u00f0 mig d\u00fas ellegar taka aflei\u00f0ingunum og s\u00e6ta \u00e1r\u00e1sarstr\u00ed\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mig kl\u00e6ar \u00ed l\u00e6rinu, er a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00ed a\u00f0 kl\u00f3ra m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Str\u00e1kur sem er me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed nokkrum t\u00edmum stefnir \u00e1 frama \u00ed l\u00f6greglunni. \u00c9g veit fyrir v\u00edst a\u00f0 \u00feetta er \u00e1g\u00e6tasta s\u00e1l og \u00fev\u00ed \u00feykir m\u00e9r s\u00e1rt a\u00f0 vita til \u00feess a\u00f0 hann ver\u00f0i or\u00f0inn samviskulaus m\u00f3tm\u00e6labani innan f\u00e1rra \u00e1ra. \u00c9g hef sj\u00e1lfur s\u00e9\u00f0 hvernig ferli\u00f0 gengur fyrir sig:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stig eitt: Vi\u00f0kunnanlegur mentask\u00f3lastr\u00e1kur lyftir og safnar v\u00f6\u00f0vum. Hann hugsar miki\u00f0 um a\u00f0 l\u00edta vel \u00fat og hugsar talar og hagar s\u00e9r eins og mattsj\u00f3. Enn eru neikv\u00e6\u00f0u l\u00f6greglumerkin ekki komin fram. Hann s\u00e9r t.d. enn s\u00f3ma sinn \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0a vini s\u00edna, getur enn\u00fe\u00e1 brosa\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 skammast s\u00edn, er enn\u00fe\u00e1 mannlegur \u00ed vi\u00f0m\u00f3ti…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stig tv\u00f6: Vi\u00f0komandi skr\u00e1ir sig \u00ed l\u00f6greglusk\u00f3lann. Og \u00fereytir innt\u00f6kupr\u00f3f, til allrar \u00f3hamingju n\u00e6r hann \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stig \u00ferj\u00fa: Vi\u00f0komandi gerist v\u00e9lr\u00e6nt illmenni. Hann h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 hugsa sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6tt. Si\u00f0fer\u00f0i mi\u00f0ast vi\u00f0 laganna b\u00f3kstaf \u00fear sem allt sem er leifilegt me\u00f0 l\u00f6gum er r\u00e9tt og gott og allt sem er banna\u00f0 er illt og \u00f3si\u00f0fer\u00f0ilegt. Vi\u00f0komandi h\u00e6ttir endanlega a\u00f0 brosa og mannleg g\u00e6ska, li\u00f0legheit, hl\u00edlegt vi\u00f0m\u00f3t og anna\u00f0 f\u00edkur \u00fat um gluggann. Vi\u00f0komandi f\u00e6r \u00fe\u00e1 flugu \u00ed hausinn a\u00f0 stelpur d\u00e1ist a\u00f0 b\u00faningnum hans og a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 \u00f3m\u00f3tst\u00e6\u00f0ilegur, karlmannlegur og valdamikill. Ekkert er skemtilegra en a\u00f0 standa hei\u00f0ursv\u00f6r\u00f0, syngja \u00ed l\u00f6gregluk\u00f3rnum e\u00f0a koma fram sem fulltr\u00fai l\u00f6greglunnar a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stig fj\u00f6gur: Vi\u00f0komandi gerist l\u00f6gregluma\u00f0ur. H\u00e9r getur margt gerst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1: Ef allt fer \u00e1 versta veg n\u00e6r hann \u00fev\u00ed markmi\u00f0i s\u00ednu a\u00f0 komast \u00ed s\u00e9rsveitina og ver\u00f0ur hrotti \u00ed samfestingi sem d\u00edlar vi\u00f0 st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttuleg m\u00e1l svo sem umhverfisverndarsinna sem hlekkja sig vi\u00f0 vinnuv\u00e9lar og sitja um skrifstofur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2: Hann gerist m\u00f3torhj\u00f3lal\u00f6gga. \u00de\u00e1 getur hann (vi\u00f0 h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0leg t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri, svo sem 17 j\u00fan\u00ed e\u00f0a \u00e1 m\u00f3tm\u00e6lum gegn str\u00ed\u00f0i) noti\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 m\u00f3torhj\u00f3li me\u00f0 hj\u00e1lm \u00e1 h\u00f6f\u00f0i og s\u00f3lgleraugu \u00e1 tr\u00fdninu \u00fati \u00e1 mi\u00f0jum gatnam\u00f3tum. \u00dea\u00f0 kostulegasta vi\u00f0 \u00feessa ger\u00f0 l\u00f6greglumanna er a\u00f0 f\u00e6stir \u00feeirra vir\u00f0ast vera \u00ed kj\u00f6r\u00feyngd. \u00deetta b\u00e6ta \u00feeir upp me\u00f0 hinum flottu gulsv\u00f6rtu b\u00faningum. Sem eru \u00fe\u00e9tt sni\u00f0nir yfir \u00edstruna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3: Hann kemst \u00ed f\u00edkn\u00f3. \u00deessi ger\u00f0 l\u00f6greglumanna er s\u00e9rstaklega miki\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti frelsi einstaklingsins til \u00feess a\u00f0 nota fr\u00edt\u00edma sinn \u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta s\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0a vel. Vell\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 eins og allir vita a\u00f0 felast \u00ed \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttai\u00f0kun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4: Hann kemst hvorki l\u00f6nd n\u00e9 str\u00f6nd, en f\u00e6r allavega flottan b\u00faning og getur l\u00e1ti\u00f0 eins og hann s\u00e9 einn af str\u00e1kunum \u00feegar hann lendir \u00ed \u00fatkalli me\u00f0 s\u00e9rsveitinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miki\u00f0 ofbo\u00f0slega er kristni annars \u00f6murleg tr\u00faarafsta\u00f0a. \u00c9g ney\u00f0ist v\u00edst til \u00feess a\u00f0 skrifa s\u00e9rf\u00e6rslu um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g kem heim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vinkuonur m\u00ednar b\u00fasettar \u00ed Danaveldi koma heim \u00ed vikunni. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa gaman. — V\u00e9steinn Valgar\u00f0sson hefur l\u00fdst yfir vonbrig\u00f0um yfir a\u00f0 hafa ekki veri\u00f0 bo\u00f0inn \u00e1 lei\u00f0inlegasta fyller\u00ed \u00feessa \u00e1rs. \u00c9g b\u00fd\u00f0 honum h\u00e9r me\u00f0 a\u00f0 drekka vi\u00f0 mig d\u00fas ellegar taka aflei\u00f0ingunum og s\u00e6ta \u00e1r\u00e1sarstr\u00ed\u00f0i. — Mig kl\u00e6ar \u00ed l\u00e6rinu, er a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3149,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-allt-efni","category-dagbaekur-bref","category-skrif-hauks","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"yoast_head":"\n