Gu\u00f0mundur Andri Thorsson kallar v\u00e6ndiskaupendur \u201ev\u00e6ndismenn\u201c. \u00c9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feetta or\u00f0 sem og \u201ev\u00e6ndiskarlar\u201c nota\u00f0 um vi\u00f0skiptavini v\u00e6ndiskvenna \u00e1 fleiri st\u00f6\u00f0um. Skil \u00ed raun vel a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki \u00feyki \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 nota or\u00f0i\u00f0 v\u00e6ndisk\u00fanni. \u00dea\u00f0 getur nefnilega \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 um f\u00f3lk af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum og \u00fear me\u00f0 felur or\u00f0i\u00f0 ekki \u00ed s\u00e9r n\u00f3gu mikla \u00e1herslu \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 allur vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0ur s\u00e9 \u00ed e\u00f0li s\u00ednu karlkyns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 umhugsunarvert a\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 v\u00e6ndiskaupandi hefur mj\u00f6g l\u00edti\u00f0 veri\u00f0 nota\u00f0 fyrr en \u00e1 allra s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rum. \u00c1\u00f0ur var engin \u00fe\u00f6rf \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 merkja vi\u00f0skiptavini v\u00e6ndiskvenna, \u00feeir voru bara karlar sem heims\u00f3ttu gle\u00f0ikonur. L\u00edklega er \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 finna \u00feeim eitthvert heiti, svona til a\u00f0 greina illmennin fr\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0lingum en \u00e9g efast \u00fe\u00f3 um a\u00f0 v\u00e6ndisma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 gott or\u00f0. Einar Steingr\u00edmsson benti \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 kn\u00fazinu \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00fear me\u00f0 v\u00e6ri or\u00f0i\u00f0 fl\u00f3ki\u00f0 a\u00f0 finna hentugt or\u00f0 yfir konu sem kaupir v\u00e6ndi. Soff\u00eda V. J\u00f3nsd\u00f3ttir telur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 megi nota sama or\u00f0 um v\u00e6ndiskaupendur af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum. Hmmm\u2026. V\u00e6ndiskonur eru \u00fear me\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem vinnur vi\u00f0 v\u00e6ndi en v\u00e6ndismenn f\u00f3lk (af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum) sem kaupir \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deetta m\u00e1 svo f\u00e6ra yfir \u00e1 \u00f6nnur vi\u00f0skipti. T.d. bankakona = starfsma\u00f0ur banka, bankama\u00f0ur = s\u00e1 sem kaupir banka. Gengur kannski ekki alveg upp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00e9r finnst \u00feessi or\u00f0ap\u00e6ling skemmtileg. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum nota\u00f0 h\u00f3rur og h\u00f3rkarlar um f\u00f3lk sem heg\u00f0ar s\u00e9r \u00f3si\u00f0lega (a\u00f0 mati fj\u00f6ldans.) H\u00f3ra hefur n\u00e1\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i yfir lausl\u00e1ta konu sem leyfir \u00f6\u00f0rum a\u00f0 nj\u00f3ta \u00f6rl\u00e6tis s\u00edns fr\u00edtt (og n\u00fdtur \u00feess v\u00e6ntanlega me\u00f0 \u00feeim) og einnig \u00fe\u00e6r sem hafa tekjur af lausl\u00e6ti s\u00ednu (og geta \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00f3m\u00f6gulega haft gaman af \u00fev\u00ed.) H\u00f3rkarl er hinsvegar bara nota\u00f0 um gra\u00f0a karla sem va\u00f0a \u00far einu klofinu \u00ed anna\u00f0 en ekki \u00fe\u00e1 sem rukka fyrir dr\u00e1ttinn. Oftar eru \u00feeir \u00fe\u00f3 kalla\u00f0ir gosar e\u00f0a \u201ehustlerar\u201c, \u00deeir sem rukka eru aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti engir h\u00f3rkarlar. Ekkert lj\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera g\u00edgol\u00f3 og \u00e9g veit ekki til \u00feess a\u00f0 til s\u00e9 neitt \u00edslenskt or\u00f0 fyrir karlkyns kynl\u00edfs\u00fej\u00f3n, hvorki \u00feann sem \u00fej\u00f3nar konum n\u00e9 k\u00f6rlum. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 v\u00e6ndisma\u00f0ur v\u00e6ri \u00e1g\u00e6tt or\u00f0 en n\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00edst nota\u00f0 um k\u00fannana. Kannski er hugmyndin s\u00fa a\u00f0 allir karlar s\u00e9u v\u00e6ndsmenn \u00feegar peningar kona vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu, a\u00f0 enginn munur s\u00e9 \u00e1 k\u00fak og sk\u00edt \u00feegar tittlingur er annars vegar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00e9r finnst v\u00e6ndi d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 vont or\u00f0. Hva\u00f0 er v\u00e6ndiskona eiginlega? V\u00e6n kona e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? E\u00f0a kona sem er v\u00e6nd um eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt? (Skoti\u00f0 inn kl. 23.54: Reyndar var Gu\u00f0mundur Andri a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 fb n\u00fana \u00e1\u00f0an a\u00f0 vondir menn hafi \u00e1\u00f0ur veri\u00f0 kalla\u00f0ir v\u00e6ndismenn svo l\u00edklega er or\u00f0i\u00f0 vi\u00f0eigandi, v\u00e6ndiskonur eru n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00f3skaplega vondar.) M\u00e9r finnst or\u00f0i\u00f0 h\u00f3ra miklu betra en \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00edka nota\u00f0 um lausl\u00e1tar konur sem hafa ekki r\u00e6nu \u00e1 a\u00f0 rukka, er \u00fea\u00f0 kannski ekkert s\u00e9rlega heppilegt. Or\u00f0i\u00f0 gle\u00f0ikona s\u00e9st varla lengur. \u00c9g h\u00e6tti sj\u00e1lf a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0 vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gle\u00f0imenn v\u00e6ru karlar sem skemmta s\u00e9r miki\u00f0 en konur v\u00e6ru hinsvegar konur sem vinna vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 skemmta k\u00f6rlum. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feessi merkingarmunur eftir kynjum sem vaf\u00f0ist fyrir m\u00e9r eins og or\u00f0i\u00f0 sj\u00e1lft er annars gott. Gle\u00f0ikona -semsagt kona sem veitir gle\u00f0i, r\u00e9tt eins og h\u00e1rgrei\u00f0slukona veitir \u00f6\u00f0rum h\u00e1rgrei\u00f0slu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
En \u00fea\u00f0 er anna\u00f0 en bara merkingarmunurinn \u00e1 gle\u00f0imanni og gle\u00f0ikonu sem gerir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 verkum a\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 gle\u00f0ikona er ekki \u00e6skilegt. \u00cd dag m\u00e1 nefnilega helst ekki kyngera st\u00f6rf. Sk\u00faringakonur eru ekki lengur til. \u00cd dag heita \u00fe\u00e6r (\u00feau) r\u00e6stit\u00e6knar. Vegavinnumenn eru heldur ekki til. \u00deegar fyrrum eiginma\u00f0ur minn vann vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja gangst\u00e9ttarhellur st\u00f3\u00f0 \u201est\u00e9ttat\u00e6knir\u201c \u00e1 launase\u00f0linum hans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g legg til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 t\u00f6kum \u00feessa t\u00e6knareglu upp \u00ed kl\u00e1m- og kynl\u00edfsgeiranum l\u00edka. Fyrirs\u00e6ta ver\u00f0u \u00feannig kl\u00e1mt\u00e6knir, s\u00edmamella ver\u00f0ur stunut\u00e6knir, er\u00f3t\u00edskur nuddari runkt\u00e6knir, strippari ver\u00f0ur glennit\u00e6knir og hef\u00f0bundin h\u00f3ra samfarat\u00e6knir. Yfirheiti\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u kynl\u00edfst\u00e6knir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Og hva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 kalla k\u00fannana? \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fat af fyrir sig d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 umhugunarvert a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 skuli yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0 vera \u00fe\u00f6rf \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. Ekki h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 nein s\u00e9rst\u00f6k or\u00f0 yfir vi\u00f0skiptavini pylsusala, byggingav\u00f6ruverslana e\u00f0a nuddara sem nudda a\u00f0ra l\u00edkamsparta en kynf\u00e6ri, \u00feeir eru bara vi\u00f0skiptavinir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00dea\u00f0 gengur n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki a\u00f0 tala um \u00fe\u00e1 sem borga fyrir kynl\u00edf sem \u201evi\u00f0skiptavini\u201c. \u00dea\u00f0 or\u00f0 er alltof vingjarnlegt og gefur til kynna a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9u e\u00f0lilegir menn. \u00deeir s\u00f6mu og skipta vi\u00f0 Pylsuvagninn og BYKO. Vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um a\u00f0 stigmatisera \u00fea\u00f0, einhvernveginn. Og n\u00fa dettur m\u00e9r \u00ed hug lausn. Or\u00f0i\u00f0 gle\u00f0ikona var haft um bersyndugar konur \u00e1\u00f0ur en femninstar komust a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 allar h\u00f3rur v\u00e6ru f\u00f3rnarl\u00f6mb og s\u00ed\u00f0ur en svo gla\u00f0ar, heldur \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti alltaf gr\u00e1tandi. \u00dea\u00f0 telst ekki lengur vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0 um kynl\u00edfst\u00e6kna. Reyndar notum vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eiginlega ekki neitt svo hv\u00ed ekki a\u00f0 yfirf\u00e6ra \u00feetta lj\u00f3ta or\u00f0 yfir \u00e1 karla sem heims\u00e6kja h\u00f3rur? H\u00e6ttum a\u00f0 kalla \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ndismenn \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti vaki\u00f0 upp \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u, eins og allar v\u00e6ndiskonur, viljalaus f\u00f3rnarl\u00f6mb sem hafa hvorki sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0an vilja n\u00e9 stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 l\u00edfi s\u00ednu. K\u00f6llum \u00fe\u00e1 frekar gle\u00f0imenn. \u00dea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti l\u00edka veri\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tis m\u00e1lami\u00f0lun milli \u00feeirra sem vilja a\u00f0 kynl\u00edfskaup s\u00e9u \u00f3l\u00f6gleg og \u00feeirra sem vilja l\u00f6glei\u00f0a \u00feau. \u00deeir sem l\u00edta \u00e1 kynl\u00edfskaup sem ofbeldi velkjast nenfilega varla \u00ed vafa um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 veiti h\u00f3rk\u00f6rlum s\u00e9rstaka gle\u00f0i a\u00f0 beita f\u00f3rnarl\u00f6mb s\u00edn ofbeldi me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 borga 25.000 kall fyrir eina s\u00e6\u00f0iskvettu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gu\u00f0mundur Andri Thorsson kallar v\u00e6ndiskaupendur \u201ev\u00e6ndismenn\u201c. \u00c9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feetta or\u00f0 sem og \u201ev\u00e6ndiskarlar\u201c nota\u00f0 um vi\u00f0skiptavini v\u00e6ndiskvenna \u00e1 fleiri st\u00f6\u00f0um. Skil \u00ed raun vel a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki \u00feyki \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 nota or\u00f0i\u00f0 v\u00e6ndisk\u00fanni. \u00dea\u00f0 getur nefnilega \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 um f\u00f3lk af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum og \u00fear me\u00f0 felur or\u00f0i\u00f0 ekki \u00ed s\u00e9r n\u00f3gu mikla \u00e1herslu \u00e1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":5903,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1042],"tags":[1056,1057,1058],"class_list":["post-5902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kyn-klam","category-kynlifsidnadur","tag-gudmundur-andri-thorsson","tag-ordraedan","tag-vaendiskunnar","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"yoast_head":"\n