Vins\u00e6ll leikari \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til landins og b\u00fainn a\u00f0 panta mat, v\u00edn og s\u00e6g af kvenf\u00f3lki. \u00deetta \u00feykir au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hin mesta hneysa, ekki s\u00e6mandi a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00e1 konur sem hverja a\u00f0ra neysluv\u00f6ru, \u00e6tlar ma\u00f0urinn a\u00f0 gogga upp \u00ed sig sm\u00e1snittur me\u00f0 annarri hendinni og n\u00e6la s\u00e9r \u00ed kvenmannskropp me\u00f0 hinni e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? Agalegt, alveg ferlegt og ekki s\u00e9ns \u00ed helv\u00edti a\u00f0 st\u00falkurnar taki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00feessum \u00f3s\u00f3ma sj\u00e1lfviljugar. \u00d6rugglega allar me\u00f0 Stokkh\u00f3lmsheilkenni\u00f0, sj\u00e1lfsvir\u00f0ingarlausar eftir a\u00f0 hafa lent \u00ed bi\u00f0ra\u00f0ad\u00f3na um 16 \u00e1ra aldurinn og \u00feessvegna fullkomlega \u00f3f\u00e6rar um a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a sj\u00e1lfar hver f\u00e6r a\u00f0 gera kl\u00edpkl\u00edp og \u00e1 hva\u00f0a forsendum. M\u00e1 jafnvel reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feessum leikarad\u00f3na \u00feyki vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 einhver \u00feeirra gisti hj\u00e1 honum og gangist \u00fear me\u00f0 undir \u201esam\u00feykkta nau\u00f0gun\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hef\u00f0i sjarm\u00f6rinn be\u00f0i\u00f0 um mat, v\u00edn og gl\u00e1s af g\u00f3\u00f0um harm\u00f3nikkuleikurum, hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 veri\u00f0 allt anna\u00f0. F\u00e9lagi \u00edslenskra harm\u00f3nikkuunnenda hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 sannur hei\u00f0ur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feenja nikkuna fyrir hann. \u00deeir hef\u00f0u \u00e6ft sig daglega og blogga\u00f0 um \u00e1n\u00e6gjulegt kv\u00f6ld og g\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0kynni. En stelpur sem skemmta manni me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 da\u00f0ra og dansa, \u00fea\u00f0 er anna\u00f0 m\u00e1l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cd flestum ef ekki \u00f6llum st\u00f3rum samf\u00e9l\u00f6gum er til st\u00e9tt kvenna sem hefur \u00fea\u00f0 hlutverk a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra karla um a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u \u00e6\u00f0islegir e\u00f0a \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta gjaldgengir. Konur sem hafa atvinnu af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lappa upp \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfstrausti\u00f0 hj\u00e1 sk\u00edtbl\u00f6nkum m\u00f6nnum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 glenna sig fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 nektardansst\u00f6\u00f0um og s\u00ed\u00f0um kl\u00e1mbla\u00f0a. Konur sem vinna vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera r\u00edkum k\u00f6rlum \u00fe\u00e6gilegur f\u00e9lagsskapur \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed fylgi neinar v\u00e6ntingar um a\u00f0 karlinn hafi samband aftur e\u00f0a taki nokkra \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1byrg\u00f0 gagnvart konunni sem hann t\u00e6ki ekki gagnvart \u00fej\u00f3ni \u00e1 veitingah\u00fasi, einka\u00fej\u00e1lfaranum s\u00ednum e\u00f0a hverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum sem \u00fej\u00f3nustar hann. Stundum felst \u00fej\u00f3nusta fylgdard\u00f6munnar a\u00f0allega \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gefa manni sem er varla nema \u00ed me\u00f0allagi skemmtilegur, f\u00e6ri \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0a eins og hann s\u00e9 Einsi kaldi \u00far Eyjunum. S\u00fdna honum d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 meiri pers\u00f3nulegan \u00e1huga og a\u00f0d\u00e1un en efni standa til. Sumar \u00feessarra kvenna ganga lengra en a\u00f0 vera \u00e1n\u00e6gjulegur f\u00e9lagsskapur, \u00fe\u00e6r fara \u00ed b\u00f3li\u00f0 me\u00f0 vi\u00f0skiptavinum s\u00ednum og fara heim me\u00f0 myndarlega peningaupph\u00e6\u00f0 e\u00f0a d\u00fdra gj\u00f6f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eins og allt anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk eiga escort d\u00f6mur og kynl\u00edfs\u00fej\u00f3nar s\u00edna g\u00f3\u00f0u og sl\u00e6mu daga. Oft vill svo til a\u00f0 konunni finnst k\u00fanninn \u00ed alv\u00f6ru \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ur f\u00e9lagsskapur og lei\u00f0ist hreint ekkert a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum. Svo lendir h\u00fan l\u00edka \u00ed hundlei\u00f0inlegum k\u00fannum og ver\u00f0ur dau\u00f0fegin a\u00f0 komast heim. R\u00e9tt eins og harm\u00f3nikkuleikarinn hefur vonandi oftast gaman af s\u00ednu starfi \u00fe\u00f3tt hann langi mest a\u00f0 reka prj\u00f3n inn \u00ed hlustina \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00feegar hann er be\u00f0inn um a\u00f0 spila \u201eUndir bl\u00e1himni\u201c eina fer\u00f0ina enn. Harm\u00f3nikkuleikarinn getur sagt nei. Ef einhver gengur fram af honum me\u00f0 kr\u00f6fuh\u00f6rku e\u00f0a d\u00f3naskap \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf hann ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 yfir sig ganga. Ef hann yr\u00f0i be\u00f0inn a\u00f0 spila Undir bl\u00e1himni \u00ed tvo klukkut\u00edma \u00e1n hl\u00e9s, myndi hann sennilega gera upp vi\u00f0 sig hvort hann v\u00e6ri yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0 tilb\u00fainn til a\u00f0 leggja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 sig e\u00f0a hvort s\u00fa fj\u00e1rh\u00e6\u00f0 sem honum v\u00e6ri bo\u00f0in fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 dyg\u00f0i honum til a\u00f0 halda \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g sp\u00e1i \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i au\u00f0velt verk a\u00f0 finna gl\u00e1s af gellum sem eru rei\u00f0ub\u00fanar til a\u00f0 halda Jim Carrey f\u00e9lagsskap, hl\u00e6ja \u00feegar hann segir misfyndna brandara og l\u00e1ta sem \u00fe\u00e6r taki ekkert eftir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 hann l\u00edtur miklu verr \u00fat \u00e1n sminks og f\u00f3t\u00f3sjoppu. \u00c9g sp\u00e1i \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fj\u00f6lmargar st\u00falkur s\u00e9u til \u00ed a\u00f0 gera \u00feetta fr\u00edtt, just for the story and the glory, og a\u00f0 hann f\u00e1i kost \u00e1 \u00f3keypis mara\u00feonrei\u00f0 ef hann bara k\u00e6rir sig um.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Og hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0? Ska\u00f0ar \u00fea\u00f0 einhvern? Hver er munurinn \u00e1 harm\u00f3nikkuleikara og konu sem gengst sj\u00e1lfviljug undir sl\u00edka hlutgervingu? Hver er munurinn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 panta skemmtikrafta til a\u00f0 spila t\u00f3nlist og m\u00f3tleikara fyrir hlutverk t\u00f6ffarans sem Jim Carrey dreymir um a\u00f0 vera? \u00c6tti a\u00f0 banna k\u00f6rlum a\u00f0 panta \u00fej\u00f3nustu fylgdarkvenna e\u00f0a bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00feeim \u00ed part\u00fd \u00feegar markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 er auglj\u00f3slega a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r til a\u00f0 skemmta k\u00f6rlunum en ekki \u00f6fugt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. Ekki frekar en m\u00e9r finnst koma til greina a\u00f0 banna \u201eUndir bl\u00e1himni\u201c. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 lag hlj\u00f3ti a\u00f0 hafa st\u00f3rska\u00f0a\u00f0 ge\u00f0heilsu margra t\u00f3nlistarmanna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n