\u00c9g er ekki feit og aldrei veri\u00f0 svo feit a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem vandam\u00e1l hj\u00e1 einhverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum en sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r, en \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 er f\u00e1tt sem \u00e9g \u00f3ttast meira \u00ed l\u00edfinu en a\u00f0 fitna. Flestum sem \u00feekkja mig finnst \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3tr\u00falegt \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g l\u00edt hvorki \u00fat n\u00e9 heg\u00f0a m\u00e9r eins og anorex\u00edusj\u00faklingur. \u00c9g hef aldrei neita\u00f0 m\u00e9r um neitt en f\u00f3lk sem „passar l\u00ednurnar“ vir\u00f0ist alltaf vera a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vir\u00f0ist l\u00edka brenna \u00f3venju miklu. F\u00f3lk hefur horft \u00e1 mig \u00ed forundran og spurt hvernig svona l\u00edtil kona geti \u00e9ti\u00f0 eins og \u00ferj\u00fa hross \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 fitna. Sannleikurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g get \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf, \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 leit svo oft \u00fat fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. Ef vi\u00f0 Anna f\u00f3rum \u00e1 Grillh\u00fasi\u00f0 f\u00f3r \u00e9g l\u00e9tt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a heilli steikarsamloku \u00ed andliti\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r, me\u00f0 fr\u00f6nskum, s\u00f3su og \u00f6llu, \u00e1 me\u00f0an Anna tutla\u00f0i \u00ed sig minna en helminginn af s\u00ednum skammti og st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 bl\u00edstri. Svo kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i \u00e9g matinn hennar l\u00edka – svo h\u00fan f\u00e6ri ekki til Helv\u00edtis fyrir a\u00f0 henda mat.<\/p>\n
\u00deetta er samt ekkert svona einfalt. \u00c9g get semsagt ekki \u00e9ti\u00f0 endalaust \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 fitna \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 fylgjast almennilega me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g l\u00e9t ofan \u00ed mig, kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 stundum gleymdi \u00e9g a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a heilu dagana. \u00c9g elda\u00f0i fyrir a\u00f0ra og h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i bor\u00f0a\u00f0 en vi\u00f0 n\u00e1nari umhugsun haf\u00f0i \u00e9g kannski bara r\u00e9tt smakka\u00f0 matinn. Stundum finn \u00e9g bara ekkert til svengdar lengi, enda eru \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 l\u00edkamans ef ma\u00f0ur hefur bor\u00f0a\u00f0 meira en ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf og n\u00fa \u00feegar \u00e9g hef skrifa\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g l\u00e6t ofan \u00ed mig \u00ed nokkrar vikur, kemur \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00e9g brenni ekkert nema svona 1300 feitabollueiningum a\u00f0 jafna\u00f0i. Sem er bara alveg \u00ed samr\u00e6mi vi\u00f0 aldur, kyn og l\u00edferni.<\/p>\n
1300 feitabollueiningar. Hva\u00f0 eru margar feitur \u00ed einni margenstertusnei\u00f0? Mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0ur matur er oft f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega orkur\u00edkur, m\u00e1 undrum s\u00e6ta a\u00f0 offita s\u00e9 ekki enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00fatbreiddara vandam\u00e1l en h\u00fan er (j\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00edst vandam\u00e1l ef f\u00f3lk b\u00fdr vi\u00f0 heilsubrest af v\u00f6ldum ofeldis og ey\u00f0ileggur \u00e1 s\u00e9r hn\u00e9n fyrir aldur fram.) Og \u00e9g sem vil hafa allt me\u00f0 sykri og rj\u00f3ma. \u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar ekki vel. Full \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 l\u00edmingunum \u00fev\u00ed n\u00fa b\u00fd \u00e9g me\u00f0 manni sem byrjar daginn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 laga handa m\u00e9r latte. Hann malar baunirnar \u00ed hvern bolla og \u00feeytir mj\u00f3lkina. 75 feitabollueiningar takk fyrir en hvurslags kalv\u00ednismi v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 af\u00feakka svolei\u00f0is trakteringar? Ekki geri \u00e9g \u00a0\u00fea\u00f0 svo miki\u00f0 er v\u00edst. Honum finnst l\u00edka allt \u00ed lagi a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a v\u00ednarbrau\u00f0 me\u00f0 morgunkaffinu um helgar og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g f\u00e1i m\u00e9r bara h\u00e1lft er \u00e9g \u00fear me\u00f0 b\u00fain a\u00f0 hesth\u00fasa h\u00e1tt \u00ed 300 eitur \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g fer \u00e1 f\u00e6tur.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 kaupum feita osta, hellum \u00f3t\u00e6pilegu magni af \u00f3l\u00edvuol\u00edu yfir salati\u00f0 og ekki finnst okkur pasta me\u00f0 pest\u00f3 sl\u00e6mur matur. F\u00edllinn \u00e1 heimilinu, sem \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gera g\u00f3\u00f0l\u00e1tlegt gr\u00edn a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r tekst illa a\u00f0 leyna \u00feeirri afst\u00f6\u00f0u minni a\u00f0 kolvetni s\u00e9 eitur, er reyndar svo mikill meinl\u00e6tama\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hann smyr ekki brau\u00f0i\u00f0 sitt en \u00e9g nota hins vegar miiiiiki\u00f0 smj\u00f6r, \u00fea\u00f0 gera 70 feitur \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t og \u00e9g er l\u00edka hrifnari af rj\u00f3ma en \u00feessi matgranni ma\u00f0ur minn.<\/p>\n
Kona sem brennir ekki nema 1300 feitabollueiningum \u00e1 dag \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 v\u00edkja neitt rosalega langt fr\u00e1 kalv\u00ednismanum til a\u00f0 sprengja skalann og \u00e1 heimili \u00fear sem s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og rau\u00f0v\u00edn\u00a0er jafn sj\u00e1lfsag\u00f0ur hluti af daglegu f\u00e6\u00f0i og gulr\u00e6tur, er full \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur. Og eitt af \u00fev\u00ed sem er b\u00e6\u00f0i gott og sl\u00e6mt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00faa me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum er a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gleymir ekkert a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a. Ma\u00f0ur heldur matart\u00edma h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0lega, allavega ef ma\u00f0ur b\u00fdr me\u00f0 einhverjum sem l\u00fdsir manni sem snilldarkokki \u00ed hvert sinn sem ma\u00f0ur eldar eitthva\u00f0 jafn \u00f3merkilegt og kart\u00f6flu og fellur fram og tilbi\u00f0ur mann ef ma\u00f0ur eldar alv\u00f6ru mat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g er ekki feit og aldrei veri\u00f0 svo feit a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem vandam\u00e1l hj\u00e1 einhverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum en sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r, en \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 er f\u00e1tt sem \u00e9g \u00f3ttast meira \u00ed l\u00edfinu en a\u00f0 fitna. Flestum sem … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa