\u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil var m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn haldin kvenlegri sektarkennd yfir f\u00e9lagslegum \u00fe\u00f6rfum s\u00ednum. Ef hana langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 hitta vinkonur s\u00ednar e\u00f0a fara \u00ed b\u00e6inn \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa mig \u00ed eftirdragi, sag\u00f0ist h\u00fan \u00feurfa a\u00f0 „hitta mann \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6“.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g skildi \u00fea\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 h\u00fan neyddist til \u00feess, \u00fevert gegn vilja s\u00ednum, a\u00f0 hitta sk\u00f6ll\u00f3ttan mann \u00ed jakkaf\u00f6tum \u00e1 skrifstofu og skrifa nafni\u00f0 sitt \u00e1 gr\u00e6nt bla\u00f0. \u00c9g reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi einmitt veri\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem h\u00fan \u00e6tla\u00f0ist til. Kannski hefur h\u00fan einhvernt\u00edma \u00feurft a\u00f0 taka mig me\u00f0 \u00ed atvinnuvi\u00f0tal, m\u00e9r til \u00f3b\u00e6rilegra lei\u00f0inda. Samt \u00fe\u00f3tti m\u00e9r ekkert meira spennandi a\u00f0 vera heima hj\u00e1 pabba en a\u00f0 hanga yfir m\u00f3\u00f0ur minni \u00e1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan „hitti mann \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6“, \u00fea\u00f0 var bara svo fr\u00e1leitt \u00ed bo\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g fengi a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 \u00e1 sl\u00edka fundi a\u00f0 \u00e9g kyngdi \u00fev\u00ed. Um lei\u00f0 l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn hef\u00f0i hvorki \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir, n\u00e9 r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 gera nokku\u00f0 s\u00e9r til \u00e1n\u00e6gju, \u00e1n m\u00edn.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g spur\u00f0i str\u00e1kana m\u00edna aldrei \u00e1lits ef \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00fat \u00e1n \u00feeirra. Ef \u00e9g \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 s\u00e1 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 gefa \u00feeim sk\u00fdringar, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feeim ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri „ekki h\u00e6gt“ a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0, heldur a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 hitta vini m\u00edna, drekka bj\u00f3r, e\u00f0a fara \u00e1 b\u00ed\u00f3mynd fyrir fullor\u00f0na. \u00c9g minnist \u00feess ekki a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi teki\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed illa.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00f3tt \u00feessir fundir m\u00f3\u00f0ur minnar vi\u00f0 „mann \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6“ f\u00e6ru sjaldnast fram \u00e1 skrifstofut\u00edma, gruna\u00f0i mig aldrei a\u00f0 tilgangur \u00feeirra v\u00e6ri annar en s\u00e1 a\u00f0 skiptast \u00e1 ey\u00f0ubl\u00f6\u00f0um og tala um eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00e9g skildi ekki. \u00c9g held samt a\u00f0 drengirnir m\u00ednir hef\u00f0u fengi\u00f0 kv\u00ed\u00f0ahn\u00fat \u00ed magann ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i m\u00e1la\u00f0 mig og fari\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e1a h\u00e6la til a\u00f0 „hitta mann \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6“ og lofa\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 morgun „\u00ed sta\u00f0inn“.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef l\u00edklega veri\u00f0 heimskur krakki.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil var m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn haldin kvenlegri sektarkennd yfir f\u00e9lagslegum \u00fe\u00f6rfum s\u00ednum. Ef hana langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 hitta vinkonur s\u00ednar e\u00f0a fara \u00ed b\u00e6inn \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa mig \u00ed eftirdragi, sag\u00f0ist h\u00fan \u00feurfa a\u00f0 „hitta mann \u00fati \u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa