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Flassbakk fr\u00e1 1970.<\/p>\n

J\u00f3a situr bak vi\u00f0 sj\u00f3nvarpssk\u00e1pinn \u00ed \u00f6mmuh\u00fasi. E\u00f0a var \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00f3finn? H\u00fan er er \u00ed kj\u00f3l og sokkabuxum me\u00f0 gatamynstri af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er sunnudagur og svo er h\u00fan me\u00f0 nokkur papp\u00edrsbl\u00f6\u00f0, vaxliti og sk\u00e6ri og dundar s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 lita og klippa. H\u00fan er svo st\u00f3r a\u00f0 h\u00fan m\u00e1 alveg hafa sk\u00e6rin. Me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed skilyr\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00fan klippi ekki f\u00f6tin s\u00edn au\u00f0vita\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Amma talar \u00ed s\u00edmann. H\u00fan er a\u00f0 segja einhverri konu fr\u00e1 litla barninu. J\u00f3a er b\u00fain a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 sp\u00edtalann og sj\u00e1 litla barni\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 spriklar miki\u00f0 og hefur n\u00e6stum ekkert h\u00e1r en samt segja allir a\u00f0 stelpan hafi mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0, d\u00f6kkt h\u00e1r. \u00dea\u00f0 er asnalegt a\u00f0 kalla svona l\u00edti\u00f0 barn stelpu.<\/p>\n

J\u00f3a er b\u00fain a\u00f0 klippa fullt af bl\u00f6\u00f0um en \u00feau er ekki f\u00edn. \u00cd leiksk\u00f3lanum er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 papp\u00edr me\u00f0 gatamynstri til a\u00f0 klippa eftir. \u00de\u00e1 getur ma\u00f0ur klippt n\u00e6stum alveg r\u00e9tt. H\u00fan horfir \u00e1 f\u00f3tleggi s\u00edna. Sk\u00e6rin eru ekki me\u00f0 beittum oddi en \u00fea\u00f0 er samt h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 stinga honum inn um g\u00f6tin. J\u00f3a stingur \u00f6\u00f0ru sk\u00e6rabla\u00f0inu \u00ed gat \u2013og klippir.<\/p>\n

Amma hefur kannski ekki augu \u00ed hnakkanum en h\u00fan vir\u00f0ist samt finna \u00fdmislegt \u00e1 s\u00e9r.
\n-J\u00f3hanna, \u00fe\u00fa passar sk\u00e6rin er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki? <\/em>kallar h\u00fan.
\n-J\u00faj\u00fa<\/em>, segir J\u00f3a.
\n-\u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt ekki klippa f\u00f6tin \u00fe\u00edn<\/em>, segir amma.
\n-Neinei,<\/em> segir J\u00f3a.
\nH\u00fan er heldur ekkert a\u00f0 klippa f\u00f6tin s\u00edn. Bara sokkabuxurnar.<\/p>\n

Amma vir\u00f0ist hissa fremur en rei\u00f0. Horfir r\u00e1\u00f0villt \u00e1 hana og segir;
\n-J\u00f3hanna Helga. Hversvegna \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum gerir\u00f0u \u00feetta?
\n-\u00c9g var\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 klippa f\u00ednt,<\/em> \u00fatsk\u00fdrir J\u00f3a.
\n-Neeei! \u00deetta er ekki f\u00ednt. Sj\u00e1\u00f0u, \u00fea\u00f0 er komi\u00f0 st\u00f3rt gat \u00e1 sokkabuxurnar. N\u00fa ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 fara \u00ed buxur \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g geri vi\u00f0 \u00feetta og \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 leyfa \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 hafa sk\u00e6rin \u00e1fram,<\/em> segir amma, l\u00edklega sj\u00e1lfri s\u00e9r gr\u00f6must fyrir a\u00f0 vera svo vitlaus a\u00f0 treysta barni \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ja \u00e1ri fyrir sk\u00e6rum \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 reynslan s\u00fdni hve \u00f3skynsamlegt \u00fea\u00f0 er. Svo fer h\u00fan aftur \u00ed s\u00edmann og m\u00e6\u00f0ist:
\n-\u00deetta er alveg hreint me\u00f0 \u00f3l\u00edkindum. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki eins og h\u00fan s\u00e9 einhver skemmdarvargur \u00feetta lj\u00f3s! H\u00fan svona hl\u00fd\u00f0in og g\u00f3\u00f0, fer ekkert fyrir henni og g\u00e6tir \u00feess svo vel hvar h\u00fan leggur sk\u00e6rin fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r. En \u00fea\u00f0 bregst ekki, ef h\u00fan f\u00e6r a\u00f0 hafa sk\u00e6ri \u00e1n eftirlits, \u00fe\u00e1 klippir h\u00fan sokkabuxurnar s\u00ednar \u00ed sundur. Bara sokkabuxurnar, aldrei neitt anna\u00f0!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00c1 me\u00f0an liggur J\u00f3a \u00e1 maganum \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu og dregur vaxlit eftir rifu \u00e1 milli g\u00f3lffjala. H\u00fan veit a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 ekki teikna \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 en h\u00fan er heldur ekkert a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. H\u00fan er bara a\u00f0 n\u00fdta \u00feetta \u00e1g\u00e6ta hj\u00e1lpart\u00e6ki til a\u00f0 teikna verulega f\u00edna l\u00ednu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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