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\"\u00eds\"<\/a>\u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil f\u00e9kk \u00e9g stundum \u00eds \u00ed brau\u00f0formi me\u00f0 s\u00fakkula\u00f0id\u00fdfu.
\nFullkominn \u00eds, sem leit \u00fat eins og \u00e1 mynd \u00ed sk\u00f3lab\u00f3k. Kramarh\u00fasi\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur, \u00edsinn upp, d\u00fdfan heill hj\u00fapur. Ma\u00f0ur h\u00e9lt utanum kramarh\u00fasi\u00f0, beit s\u00fakkula\u00f0ihj\u00fapinn varlega utan af og sleikti \u00edsinn.
\n\u00c9g bi\u00f0 enn um \u00fea\u00f0 sama \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 m\u00e9r \u00eds. \u00cds \u00ed brau\u00f0formi me\u00f0 d\u00fdfu. Ekkert kurl e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is.<\/p>\n

\u00cd dag heyrir \u00fea\u00f0 til undantekninga ef \u00e9g f\u00e6 \u00eds sem er eins og \u00e1 mynd. \u00cd dag er \u00edsnum venjulega hvolft \u00ed pappabox svo hj\u00fapurinn brotnar og \u00edsinn fer \u00ed klessu. Svo f\u00e6r ma\u00f0ur skei\u00f0 me\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Sumt afgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lk segir a\u00f0 \u00edsinn s\u00e9 \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur of linur til a\u00f0 gott s\u00e9 a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a hann \u00ed brau\u00f0i, allavega ef hann \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 d\u00fdfu. Hvort \u00e9g vilji f\u00e1 hann boxi e\u00f0a hvort megi bj\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00e9r eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0. \u00deeir bestu gera s\u00e9r m.a.s. upp lei\u00f0a yfir \u00feessu \u00e1standi af nokkurri sannf\u00e6ringu. A\u00f0rir skella \u00edsnum \u00ed box \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 spyrja mig \u00e1lits. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 einhvernveginn verri \u00fej\u00f3nusta enda \u00fe\u00f3tt ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an s\u00e9 s\u00fa sama; \u00e9g fer \u00fat me\u00f0 klesstan \u00eds sem v\u00eds ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 handfangi\u00f0 upp.<\/p>\n

Og n\u00fa spyr \u00e9g f\u00e1v\u00eds konan:
\n-Hafa \u00edsv\u00e9lar landsins sameinast um a\u00f0 svipta mig \u00feeirri \u00e1n\u00e6gju a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00eds eins og hann l\u00edtur \u00fat \u00e1 mynd e\u00f0a eru fleiri sem finnst \u00f3tr\u00falega algengt a\u00f0 \u00edsinn s\u00e9 of linur?
\n-Afhverju var\u00f0 \u00e9g aldrei v\u00f6r vi\u00f0 \u00feetta vandam\u00e1l sem barn? \u00c9g minnist \u00feess ekki a\u00f0 hafa fengi\u00f0 \u00eds me\u00f0 d\u00fdfu \u00ed boxi fyrr en eftir a\u00f0 Haukur f\u00e6ddist. Var \u00e9g kannski bara heppinn krakki?<\/p>\n

Ekki svo a\u00f0 skilja a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 st\u00e6rsta vandam\u00e1l \u00ed l\u00edfi m\u00ednu (\u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g stefni a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 svo ver\u00f0i). \u00c9g er bara svona a\u00f0 velta \u00feessu fyrir m\u00e9r af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g nenni ekki a\u00f0 taka \u00far \u00fevottav\u00e9linni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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