{"id":1191,"date":"2003-11-15T00:55:34","date_gmt":"2003-11-15T00:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/birta\/?p=1191"},"modified":"2017-08-27T08:43:57","modified_gmt":"2017-08-27T08:43:57","slug":"lytaadgerdalagid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/birta\/lytaadgerdalagid\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00fdtaa\u00f0ger\u00f0alagi\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g \u00e6tla m\u00e9r a\u00f0 finna l\u00fdtal\u00e6kni
\nsem lagar helstu gallana \u00e1 m\u00e9r
\nhann af m\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0a augnpokana sker
\nog lo\u00f0na leggi fixar hann me\u00f0 leysert\u00e6kni.
\nHann sm\u00e6kkar \u00fatst\u00e6\u00f0 eyru m\u00edn
\nog nefi\u00f0 langt og lj\u00f3tt
\nog r\u00edfur \u00far m\u00e9r rifbein
\nsvo a\u00f0 mitti\u00f0 ver\u00f0i mj\u00f3tt.
\nHann spengir \u00e1 m\u00e9r tennurnar og spik \u00far l\u00e6rum s\u00fdgur
\nhann klippir, sker og flakar \u00fear \u00edstran af m\u00e9r fl\u00fdgur.<\/p>\n

Hann brj\u00f3st mitt s\u00e6lu og silikoni fyllir.
\nHann setur \u00e1 mig Brasil\u00eduvax
\nog st\u00e6kkar s\u00ed\u00f0an varir m\u00ednar strax.
\nEr eldist \u00e9g, mitt b\u00f3tox-enni alla villir.
\nHann skrapar burt minn sk\u00faffukjaft
\nog mja\u00f0mabeini\u00f0 breitt
\nog galdralyf hans geta
\n\u00f6llum gelgjub\u00f3lum eytt.
\n\u00cd grindarbotninn krukkar svo m\u00e9r gefist \u00ferengri p\u00edka
\n(Hallger\u00f0ur:) „en ney\u00f0arlegt ef g\u00e6inn l\u00e9ti st\u00e6kka vininn l\u00edka“.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g \u00e6tla g\u00f3\u00f0an l\u00fdtal\u00e6kni a\u00f0 finna
\nsem lagar helstu gallana \u00e1 m\u00e9r
\n\u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0 \u00e9g loksins \u00f6nnur en \u00e9g er
\n\u00fev\u00ed engu hef \u00e9g enn a\u00f0 tapa en allt a\u00f0 vinna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g \u00e6tla m\u00e9r a\u00f0 finna l\u00fdtal\u00e6kni sem lagar helstu gallana \u00e1 m\u00e9r hann af m\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0a augnpokana sker og lo\u00f0na leggi fixar hann me\u00f0 leysert\u00e6kni. 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